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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pOXunRYJIw

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The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Sapozhnik posted:

On the one hand yes, but on the other hand we've had Enough Computer for about 10 years now, and the thing about technological progress is that it monotonically trends upwards. It will never be harder to make software and hardware than it is today, and the same is true of tomorrow and the day after. Now, open hardware is an exciting world that has barely been explored, but it has significant capital requirements that aren't going to be fulfilled easily due to the lack of a sufficiently lucrative business model behind it.

A Core 2 Duo with 8GB of RAM from like 2007 is Enough Computer for most tasks these days. Bullshit bloated code can bring even the most powerful systems to their knees, but it's really not a herculean undertaking to write programs that get things done on 10 year old hardware. Back in the early 90s, yes, Microsoft was legitimately a technological power house because of their institutional skills in making really lovely hardware do the sorts of things we now think of as ordinary computing tasks. This was a big deal on the hardware platforms we had back then.

What I'd like to see is more open and more readily available hardware of mid-2000s caliber. For example, a production-strength RISC-V application SoC with fully open HDL, manufactured on gross disgusting obsolete processes like *shudder* 100nm or whatever, but manufactured by many different manufacturers in many different countries. And without a loving NSA back door in the chip itself that has a direct hardware connection to the NIC for what I'm sure are totally benign reasons.

Maybe some day, many decades from now, there will be a similarly open HDL 4G baseband chip, running open source firmware that can be deterministically compiled to a particular binary. Approved builds would be digitally signed by the FCC or other such body and production chips would be fused with a regulatory body's public key, so you can't hack up the software radio to have it interfere with other licensed radio traffic, but you could at least trace the provenance of the approved binary running on your cellular baseband and be reasonably assured that it isn't doing anything terribly nefarious.

(yes I know hard IP blocks are a rather large and hairy fly in this particular ointment, particularly for mixed-signal stuff like an SDR baseband)



Source: Sapozhnik, The Something Awful Forums.

quoting this for a new page because it's hilarious

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/shanevader/status/817270452095590401

lol I missed this when it was first posted

chestnut santabag
Jul 3, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz9AE15nD0M
north koreas proganda videos are some next level poo poo

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

chestnut santabag posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz9AE15nD0M
north koreas proganda videos are some next level poo poo
can't help but laugh when the cheery faux-anime music kicks in

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/BoringEnormous/status/912262374756937728

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

SmokaDustbowl posted:

I turn 35 next month and I've been thinking of a tattoo

I'm not a polite member of society so I can get whatever I want wherever I want

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

tempting

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
smoka get a tattoo of a dodo

like this one

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



FMguru posted:

smoka get a tattoo of a dodo

like this one



God drat how does such a perfect post exist

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
get a tat of this cat

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RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
rest in peace smoka, got hiv from a backalley tattoo parlor and died

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Sapozhnik posted:

A Core 2 Duo with 8GB of RAM from like 2007 is Enough Computer for most tasks these days

my home imac is c2d from 2009


its real good

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
millenial comedian dan nainan

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

RISCy Business posted:

rest in peace smoka, got hiv from a backalley tattoo parlor and died

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKLmZNnMT0A

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Jimmy Carter
Nov 3, 2005

THIS MOTHERDUCKER
FLIES IN STYLE

RISCy Business posted:

millenial comedian dan nainan

http://brianmcguinness.tumblr.com/post/8108071490/dan-nainan-is-the-worst-human-being-ever-the

35 year old comic Dan Nainan posted:

Me, classy? No, I’ll tell you who’s classy!

City comics who:

  • destroy themselves with drugs, alcohol, prescription drugs and cigarettes
  • facilitate the murder of policemen, judges and other innocent victims all over the world by using illegal drugs
  • sexually harass female comedians to the point where females don’t want to do comedy
  • do rape jokes that they consider “clever”
  • mercilessly pick on audience members for their physical attributes or race to the point where people don’t want to sit in the front or avoid comedy clubs altogether
  • try and tell other comics what kind of material they should and shouldn’t be doing, based SOLELY on their own tastes (which is kind of like telling country and western musicians that they shouldn’t play country music), even though last time I checked, we live in a free country

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
im facilitating the murder of policemen right now

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Hmm, preserve my body and be a nerd my whole life

OR

Do drugs and be cool for a portion of my life


What a choice. Empty quote for option one, empty quote with a cool drug emote for option two

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

bump_fn posted:

im facilitating the murder of policemen right now

gently caress the police

Jimmy Carter
Nov 3, 2005

THIS MOTHERDUCKER
FLIES IN STYLE
if there is a comic that needs :okpos: more than anyone I have ever seen it's Ryan Hamilton

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/DustyPinhead/status/911797553557049344

good dog :3:

Cazlab
Oct 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/IvankaTrump/status/912494352940896257

Jimmy Carter
Nov 3, 2005

THIS MOTHERDUCKER
FLIES IN STYLE
so is JS now the programming language of the working class?

Jimmy Carter
Nov 3, 2005

THIS MOTHERDUCKER
FLIES IN STYLE
https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/912402089275482117

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJ92TuzeJyQ

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

the best deadcats and audio levels

muckswirler
Oct 22, 2008

Homegirl got one giant horseshoe tooth up top

N.Z.'s Champion
Jun 8, 2003

Yam Slacker
https://twitter.com/a_antonellis/status/912428669230043136

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

Dislike button posted:

one of the best concerts ive ever been to was incubus in high school. i didnt really care for them beforehand, and dont listen to them now, but they put on a hell of a show

perturbator was ok, idk how you get hundreds of metal heads to show up to what is basically a techno concert but he did it.

the opening band was moondragon who played a bunch of synth overlaid with clips of top gun and old F1 races

carpenter brut had a whole video thing going on behind them, fun as hell



going to perturbator on sunday

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

https://twitter.com/ItMeIRL/status/912316774120673281

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


another good cattoo

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

"first, a hot dog is not a sandwich. second, i'm triggering the remote eject function for putting ketchup on hot dogs. also for spelling 'ketchup' weird"

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

prefect posted:

"first, a hot dog is not a sandwich. second, i'm triggering the remote eject function for putting ketchup on hot dogs. also for spelling 'ketchup' weird"

ketchup hotdogs are p. good

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Furia posted:

ketchup hotdogs are p. good

dont troll. this is a safe space

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Furia posted:

ketchup hotdogs are p. good

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DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
https://i.imgur.com/lZhjZyb.gifv

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