missed the point so bad he couldn't find it with a step ladder and a radio telescope
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Missed this earlier this morning. From AP quote:U.S. Sen. John McCain says doctors have given him a "very poor prognosis" as he battles brain cancer.
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# ? Sep 26, 2017 03:02 |
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Cool thing is that a while back they discovered the oldest papyrus to date, which happened to be a first hand account of how the stone in the great pyramid at giza was transported to the site. Well, after some years of groundwork, they've found corroborating evidence for that account, which apparently described the construction of a canal system that ran right up to the loving pyramid so they could float massive granite blocks all but the last few feet of a 500+ mile journey from the quarry. No mention of how they got all that grain in there though.
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# ? Sep 26, 2017 03:03 |
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Cassidy is...not coming across well
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# ? Sep 26, 2017 03:05 |
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So was that the one in the pink or the one in the stink, bill
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# ? Sep 26, 2017 03:07 |
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Terrifying Effigies posted:Cassidy is...not coming across well Dudes been doing the "my evil plan is coming to fruition" face+hand gestures all day.
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# ? Sep 26, 2017 03:09 |
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NUKES CURE NORKS posted:It would be awesome if, with all the technology we have today, the moderators could do live fact checking and be like "you're full of poo poo." We have the technology for that, but we lack the technology to provide moderators with the balls to go through with it
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# ? Sep 26, 2017 03:11 |
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Btw that was a woman explaining how Planned Parenthood helped diagnose her uterine cysts and help her have a child. Cassidy's response - Well, PP is mostly in
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# ? Sep 26, 2017 03:11 |
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Yeah well maybe if the shitters weren't filling the docket with bullshit TRAP laws they'd build a few clinics in the sticks.
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# ? Sep 26, 2017 03:14 |
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Stultus Maximus posted:Is there a term for someone who is a genius in one area and completely retarded in every other? Doctor, in my experience
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I'm happy that so many people are saying gently caress Trump publicly but Kaep's whole point for protesting originally has been hijacked to the point that it isn't even relevant anymore I don't think.
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# ? Sep 26, 2017 03:31 |
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Not gonna lie, after carpooling with a Lithuanian mother that worked at the amazon warehouse I was at. that raised her family through the fall of the Berlin wall describing how completely obtuse she found American healthcare insurance that was some perspective. GPs and primary care were state sponsored free and if you had something seriously wrong with you, you had better have had the money to treat it though. Getting good health insurance is almost like swearing an oath to your employer like a feudal lord in the US.
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# ? Sep 26, 2017 03:36 |
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Grognan posted:Getting good health insurance is almost like swearing an oath to your employer like a feudal lord in the US. that's the point
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# ? Sep 26, 2017 03:39 |
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Arven posted:I've always speculated that our government is so bad at cyber war because that movie trope where a kid hacks the pentagon and gets hired by the government is the opposite of the truth- he gets thrown in federal prison and banned from ever touching a computer again. Meanwhile in Russia and China they actually do get scooped up to work for the government. Is there anything to that? Effort post from hotel bar: In a word, no. Caveat: I'm private sector, so nothing I'm saying here is OPSEC or otherwise classified. Everything can be found in open source or amalgamated through articles on the topic. A good starting point is Countdown to Zero Day, by Kim Zetter*. The Eastern European types have this really unique "code" or general belief that their work has a nobler thing. Basically the consensus was "If you leave it on the table, it is my prerogative to take it". The EE types are unique in that they REFUSE to work for, against, or around other EE organizations and entities. Like, it's some sort of superpowered detente where the organized crime types, and the state have the ability to track you down and kill you, while you have complete and total control in the digital world. The US doesn't really encourage the kind of tinkering that the EE types do, our guys like to get the fundamentals down, then automate and rely on scripts and pre-built programs. EE is more like going into a network and going really low and slow with their work, meticulously cleaning up any trace behind them, and the traces of any other hackers they find in a network or platform. We have some of the best backdoor planning and vulnerability identifying people on the planet, but over time, we have become super reliant on slot-in solutions and prebuilt vulnerabilities. When I was doing my Penetration Testing job, there was zero standardized training, and the certifications they offer, CEH, CFIE, COMPTIA+ (Except OSCP, more later) are loving horseshit with limited applicability to the wide world of exploits and vulnerability discovery. I was able to make up for my relatively weak network skills by using Kali and a ton of built in utilities, and I was extremely successful in social engineering work- but if you asked me to do this stuff from scratch I'd be lost. That's where the EE guys and OSCP people come in. For the unaware, the Offensive Security Certified Professional (OSCP) is a hands-on program that culminates in the candidate being effectively locked in a lab over the course of a 2 day period and expected to play "capture the flag" and accomplish set objectives within the time limit. The guys who have this are extremely good at what they do, and compromise an extremely rare skillset within the global technology industry. You don't really "think about getting it". You either have the natural born talent, or you don't. Even then, there is usually a year's worth of studying and prep work involved. EE hackers don't have a lot of these support systems, and many grow up tinkering with school networks, and operating on really dinosaur systems. That's one of their biggest wins in this space, they are entirely comfortable spending 3 years just looking at a network or environment, and making tiny manipulations as they go along. Case study from today had completely owned a major corporate network for an 11 year period without detection. When they busted him for something entirely different, they discovered this own, reported it to the victim and completely blew their minds. They're not superhuman, or even particularly special, they just have patience and a willingness to do a ton of manual work to accomplish small goals. The Russian State Hackersare the same as the freelancers (that 200-300 number I mentioned in my mega update post) that caught a case of the patriotism, or they hosed up and broke the code, went after the state, and broke a deal so they can keep their legs. China brute forces their dudes, but they do so based on a training regime that has some awesome success rates, and iron-clad operational procedures. North Korea is really neat in that they roll their own malware and are distributing it as a platform on the open market. Iran/Syria/Turkey are scriptkiddies who use really obvious vulnerabilities to hijack admin accounts and do crazy amounts of port scanning for the smallest win. The best thing the US has going for it is that the world tech backbone goes through us. Those backdoors aren't going anywhere and we are capable of working up some scary rear end poo poo on short notice when we call our allies in to help. Most other actors operate in a vacuum completely unaware of each other's ability, and mutually distrustful of anyone else, this allows for complex and impactful hits, but no real ability to carry out coordinated moves. Immanentized fucked around with this message at 04:09 on Sep 26, 2017 |
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Smiling Jack posted:missed the point so bad he couldn't find it with a step ladder and a radio telescope I think this is his twitter gimmick, like George Takkei being a pun aggregator.
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Immanentized posted:Effort post from hotel bar: I do think the one area where the US has a major edge is in hardware and embedded systems exploitation. On the one hand, you have the Russians using steganography to exfiltrate information through images uploaded to social networks and shutting down power substations. On the other, you have the US installing backdoors in the firmware of every network vendor and causing North Korean missiles to explode mid flight. The problem with this kind of warfare is that offense and defense are completely different. Unlike in kinetic warfare where I can pretty use the same weapons to kill you whether I'm attacking or defending, in the computer world this is not the case. Furthermore, the US' reliance on networked and computerized systems makes it much more vulnerable to computer attacks than, say, North Korea. In other words, our offensive capabilities may well surpass those of adversaries, but the impact that we experience from a comparable (or even lesser) attack is far greater. psydude fucked around with this message at 04:11 on Sep 26, 2017 |
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psydude posted:Empty quoting this. Eh, the original statement was definitely too hyperbolic but there are some places in America that rival the third world by some metrics. Pine ridge reservation has a life expectant lower than Angola IIRC which is right near the bottom of the list, if not the bottom. On the other hand, there's probably a bunch of stuff there that the angolans would be absolutely envious of so I don't really use the third/second/first world terminology outside the context of the cold war.
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tastefully arranged labia posted:Doctor, in my experience Lawyer too, although man some really suck at even that.
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# ? Sep 26, 2017 05:26 |
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Smiling Jack posted:missed the point so bad he couldn't find it with a step ladder and a radio telescope He does that poo poo to get a rise out of people. Factually accurate, but inflammatory as gently caress.
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# ? Sep 26, 2017 05:53 |
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NUKES CURE NORKS posted:I'm happy that so many people are saying gently caress Trump publicly but Kaep's whole point for protesting originally has been hijacked to the point that it isn't even relevant anymore I don't think. His original point was "gently caress the police" but he walked it back a bit.
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# ? Sep 26, 2017 05:55 |
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Godholio posted:His original point was "gently caress the police" but he walked it back a bit. uh... okay
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# ? Sep 26, 2017 05:58 |
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Godholio posted:His original point was "gently caress the police" but he walked it back a bit. TBH, I didn't mind his protest so much as his penchant for throwing interceptions and inability to get his snap count under control.
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# ? Sep 26, 2017 06:30 |
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yo momma's cosmos so fat,
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# ? Sep 26, 2017 06:37 |
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Godholio posted:He does that poo poo to get a rise out of people. Factually accurate, but inflammatory as gently caress. neil degrasse tyson is the embodiment of sometimes well achtually PookBear fucked around with this message at 06:44 on Sep 26, 2017 |
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tastefully arranged labia posted:yo momma's cosmos so fat, Yo momma's so fat she has an event horizon.
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# ? Sep 26, 2017 06:50 |
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She so drat big it takes her eight years to wipe her rear end without violating causality
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# ? Sep 26, 2017 06:53 |
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FAUXTON posted:She so drat big it takes her eight years to wipe her rear end without violating causality I laughed even though I don't get it
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Duzzy Funlop posted:I laughed even though I don't get it Your mom is really really fat. Really.
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# ? Sep 26, 2017 08:16 |
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Okay, it's funny now
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# ? Sep 26, 2017 08:20 |
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Stultus Maximus posted:Is there a term for someone who is a genius in one area and completely retarded in every other? A Dawkins
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# ? Sep 26, 2017 08:51 |
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Duzzy Funlop posted:I laughed even though I don't get it Her asscrack alone is 47,030,000,000,000 miles across and taking any less than eight years to wipe would mean she'd be exceeding the speed of light, effectively finishing before the information about her starting to wipe was received by the rest of her rear end thus (in theory, since she never wipes anyway, that dirty old bird) violating causality because to the rest of her rear end, she technically never started wiping until the gigantic ham hand showed up with a wad of asswipe. yeah she fat
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FAUXTON posted:Her asscrack alone is 47,030,000,000,000 miles across and taking any less than eight years to wipe would mean she'd be exceeding the speed of light, effectively finishing before the information about her starting to wipe was received by the rest of her rear end thus (in theory, since she never wipes anyway, that dirty old bird) violating causality because to the rest of her rear end, she technically never started wiping until the gigantic ham hand showed up with a wad of asswipe. Your mom doesn't have to worry about causality because social services just wipe her rear end on a schedule.
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# ? Sep 26, 2017 12:59 |
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quantum wiping, duh
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# ? Sep 26, 2017 14:14 |
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Anybody have any specific questions for day 2? Secret service and federal LE dudes are hanging around for networking hour
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# ? Sep 26, 2017 14:18 |
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So Trump really isn't doing anything about Puerto Rico... But blaming them? What the gently caress...
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# ? Sep 26, 2017 14:36 |
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theyre brown
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# ? Sep 26, 2017 14:37 |
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FAUXTON posted:She so drat big it takes her eight years to wipe her rear end without violating causality FAUXTON posted:Her asscrack alone is 47,030,000,000,000 miles across and taking any less than eight years to wipe would mean she'd be exceeding the speed of light, effectively finishing before the information about her starting to wipe was received by the rest of her rear end thus (in theory, since she never wipes anyway, that dirty old bird) violating causality because to the rest of her rear end, she technically never started wiping until the gigantic ham hand showed up with a wad of asswipe. Proud Christian Mom posted:quantum wiping, duh ...I love this dead gay thread
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LingcodKilla posted:So Trump really isn't doing anything about Puerto Rico... Wait -- what did he say to blame them?
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Immanentized posted:Anybody have any specific questions for day 2? Secret service and federal LE dudes are hanging around for networking hour What is the ideal size and constitution for individual deployment and reaction teams. I'm imagining one low level software expert, one hardware specialist, one network specialist, and one general purpose coder who can support two guys who know exploits and deployment protocols. E; pull up the yospos irc channel and poll them
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M_Gargantua posted:What is the ideal size and constitution for individual deployment and reaction teams. I'm imagining one low level software expert, one hardware specialist, one network specialist, and one general purpose coder who can support two guys who know exploits and deployment protocols. Cool, you thinking IRP for corporate, govt, or private deployment?
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