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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

alabama, on average, is brain dead.

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Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
big ocean, like trump's big hands

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Lastgirl posted:

ah yes, the carribean

big ocean in between it all with very very tiny islands

much like the distance between the azores and cape verde

send the galleons

look we can't send aid to puerto rico until we have enough hard tack and boiled pitch ready to supply all of our frigates

plus i've heard that queen isabella has been handing out letters of marque and reprisal like candy, there could be any kind of privateer patrolling those waters

and don't even get me started on the lime shortage, do you want to risk losing hard working american sailors to scurvy??????

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Louisgod posted:

the new tax plan will have an effective 35% rate on the $623,224 to $623,229 bracket.

gently caress that

I'm just going to stop earning money at 623,223

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

we're not worthy we're just lovely star flakes pooped out and shrieking at mother sol for not being self sustainable

energy failsons and faildaughters doomed to die

death is certain inshafuckenallah *smears myself in starshit*

only can we be reunited by basking in the nuclear glow

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



SKULL.GIF posted:

life is a chemical accident

sentience was the first mental disorder

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

sharia law is applied in family law religious arbitration all over the county . court enforced .

as is Christian and Jewish law etc

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

euphronius posted:

sharia law is applied in family law religious arbitration all over the county . court enforced .

as is Christian and Jewish law etc

legally binding arbitration is dumb as poo poo tho

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

euphronius posted:

gently caress that

I'm just going to stop earning money at 623,223

you laugh but I literally know people at my work that get pissed when they see they made more than last year because they're now in a different tax bracket and now have to "pay more taxex on everything they earned".

People are beyond loving stupid.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Louisgod posted:

you laugh but I literally know people at my work that get pissed when they see they made more than last year because they're now in a different tax bracket and now have to "pay more taxex on everything they earned".

People are beyond loving stupid.

it should be that way just to punish them for it

hail satan

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Just tell them to carry-forward the loses they accumulated from age 0 to 16.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

mormonpartyboat posted:

holy smokes thats not Strange

Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


ENFORCE THE UNITED STATES DRESS CODE AT ALL COSTS!

This message paid for by the Men's Wearhouse& Jos A Bank Lobbying Group

euphronius posted:

sharia law is applied in family law religious arbitration all over the county . court enforced .

as is Christian and Jewish law etc

It's "applied" only if the terms of the arbitration don't conflict with local laws or constitutional protections. A judge won't enforce an agreement that is premised on polygamy (to use an extra example).The parties could still agree if they want, but a court won't enforce it or incorporate it into a court order.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


jesus christ

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Lastgirl posted:

we're not worthy we're just lovely star flakes pooped out and shrieking at mother sol for not being self sustainable

energy failsons and faildaughters doomed to die

death is certain inshafuckenallah *smears myself in starshit*

only can we be reunited by basking in the nuclear glow

According to this, our coolant level is way too high. I would've thought that turning off the coolant would lead to immediate meltdown but I guess not. I'd better go turn off the coolant right now.
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the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014


Sharia law reno
sharia law chicago
sharia law sharia law fargo, minnesota

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

there is sharia law happening right now in this country well maybe i don't know maybe maybe not

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/912736811008610304

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/912736555046928384

the least-subtle trump child strikes again

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
           lmao
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juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





a.lo posted:

jesus christ

no, Mohammed

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

euphronius posted:

sharia law is applied in family law religious arbitration all over the county . court enforced .

as is Christian and Jewish law etc

I only believe in shakira law.

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/dsamuelsohn/status/912735690219249669

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

the bitcoin of weed posted:

Sharia law reno
sharia law chicago
sharia law sharia law fargo, minnesota

Come a little closer, huh, a-will ya, huh?
Cover everything except your eyes, Sharia
Keeping it a mystery, it gets to me
Skirts only ankle high, huh, Sharia

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/912584371797942272

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Lool

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

triple sulk posted:

it should be that way just to punish them for it

hail satan

same, and also Trump

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





lots of b/w line drawing av havers on this page

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

a.lo posted:

there is sharia law happening right now in this country well maybe i don't know maybe maybe not

who the gently caress is sharia

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005

trump coming out

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Press conference is starting.

succ
Nov 11, 2016

by Cyrano4747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6OjC8CmH2Y

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



TMMadman posted:

I only believe in shakira law.

Shakira/IronStache 2020
Iron Hips Don't Lie

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


When does the pardon come

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi posted:

trump coming out

i want the world to pee
all over me

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
jerk off to joint conference

dr keith arseblow

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Trump press conference starting, make sure you watch him introduce the king of Spain and forget what country he's from

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

"I'd like to send our hearts, and prayers (and bill collectors)..."

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/912737936424259584

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
it probably shouldn't be a lol that tiffany is being hosed over by all the trumps but still lol at how deeply unpopular she is with the family

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