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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
has trump referred to pieces of eight or doubloons yet

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Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
roy moore: sharia is scary because it's founded on religious law, unlike our own country. hi, i'm the guy from the ten commandments thing you may remember.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

docbeard posted:

I don't think he's been within visual range of the rails in months.

:sniff:

weaned off by trump doctor

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

SKULL.GIF posted:

more people should read this, btw, especially in light of that North Korea / Republican meeting article above

The situation is quickly approaching inevitability

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

puerto rico is an island. which i'm told is a piece of land surrounded by water. amazing stuff.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



a.lo posted:

Do you think trump thinks spain is mexico

yes

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Al! posted:

has trump referred to pieces of eight or doubloons yet

playin Sid Meier's Pirates! in honor of Puerto Rico, pillaging San Juan rn

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Lastgirl posted:

:sniff:

weaned off by trump doctor

Wait, Trump Doctrine?

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Flavius Belisarius posted:

hi, i'm the guy from the ten commandments thing you may remember.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpAeg5dbGY8

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



a.lo posted:

Do you think trump thinks

no

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
so manafort has to be indicted in ny state for a pardon not to work, right

thats the only way they get leverage on him over trump, im guessing

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

anime was right posted:

so manafort has to be indicted in ny state for a pardon not to work, right

yes

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Karl Barks posted:

puerto rico is an island. which i'm told is a piece of land surrounded by water. amazing stuff.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

a.lo posted:

Wait, Trump Doctrine?

Trump Doctrine: sex cake!

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005

anime was right posted:

so manafort has to be indicted in ny state for a pardon not to work, right

yeah, trump can only pardon federal crimes, not state crimes

its gonna be hilarious when he doesn't realize that and tries to pardon him anyway

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
"Are you going to do anything about Puerto Rico?"

*rolls to stall, making up bullshit*

"Did you...know...that it's umm..an island in the...carribean and..."

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

manafort is too low level to pardon anyways even if federal crime s


or that's how it worked before trump

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Dork457 posted:

has he said that "puerto rico is actually part of america, a lot of people don't know that" yet?

It would probably one of the very first times that one of his "a lot of people don't know that" statements would actually be true

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Lastgirl posted:

playin Sid Meier's Pirates! in honor of Puerto Rico, pillaging San Juan rn

God I love that game. Even have it on my iPhone, now.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi posted:

yeah, trump can only pardon federal crimes, not state crimes

its gonna be hilarious when he doesn't realize that and tries to pardon him anyway

so yeah if he gets indicted in ny state, then he can basically lay down the bigger stuff for the fbi through a deal and that could lead to trump's downfahahaha nothing matters, im getting some coffee and gonna do some work

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

the rule is that he has to be indicted in a courtroom without gold-fringed flags

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Trump during this speech
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqQQVsF4BOE

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

lol I forgot about this video, it's one of my all time favorites.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Calibanibal posted:

the rule is that he has to be indicted in a courtroom without gold-fringed flags

And he has to be tricked into creating joinder with Mueller

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Trump pardoning msnafart would be a huge shitshow, bigger than arpaio

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

a.lo posted:

Do you think trump thinks

yes, but barely

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

anime was right posted:

so yeah if he gets indicted in ny state, then he can basically lay down the bigger stuff for the fbi through a deal and that could lead to trump's downfahahaha nothing matters, im getting some coffee and gonna do some work

he'd probably get the ol polonium in the teapot trick if it got to that point anyway

succ
Nov 11, 2016

by Cyrano4747
:getin:

https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/912741418019454977

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005

question time

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Hahah Huckabee yesterday: "The NFL thing was just a small part of Trump's day"

Trump today: "Actually it was very important to me"

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

anime was right posted:

so yeah if he gets indicted in ny state, then he can basically lay down the bigger stuff for the fbi through a deal and that could lead to trump's downfahahaha nothing matters, im getting some coffee and gonna do some work

Any indictment of him or Flynn will likely be largely/entirely predicated on getting them to flip, honestly.

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
"I have plenty of time on my hands. All I do is work."

*thunk that consumes the sun*

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
"I wasn't preoccupied with the NFL"

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

many people have died!

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Reality Winner posted:

Trump pardoning msnafart would be a huge shitshow, bigger than arpaio

:matters:

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

I like when the press gets to ask the president questions directly, but I've always felt a little weird that the other guy just sits there ignored while the American press asks the US president about completely unrelated scandals

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Imagine having to stand at a podium next to Trump when he pops off like this

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

"all I want is love and support"

at least he is honest

Pelican Dunderhead
Jun 16, 2010

Ah! Hello Ershin!
Pillbug
stuck on football

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
i want someone to ask trump when american troops died to achieve racial equality on our own shores

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