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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






"Illinois, Indiana, whatever!!"
--A man with a law degree

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Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/912626731357540353

great anger!

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


haljordan posted:

"Illinois, Indiana, whatever!!"
--A man with a law degree

Somewhere, Mike Pence frumples and facepalms.

I Was The Fury
Oct 19, 2012

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

haljordan posted:

"Illinois, Indiana, whatever!!"
--A man with a law degree

The President of the United States: Donald Jim-jam Trump, Law Doctor, Ratings Prophet, Pizza Innovator, Lost Child Collaborator, First of His Name, is a man who likely only knows how to pronounce Indiana because of one Dr. Jones. And because he got that lesson from the film his brain was too full to learn that Nazis=bad and punching Nazis=good

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Jose posted:

i only ended up in delaware because i took the wrong exit off a road lol

also lol

https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/...%3D2950%23pti16

Jesus loving Christ

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris


Donald "The Uniter" Trump

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
It's nice to have something a little more high brow to laugh about

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012



Jesus take the kneel.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






If Trump ever tried something like this (LMAO) do you think everyone would just boo him?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSnSHcY8RFI

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004


#notallwhitechildpredators

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017



amazing

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


Dont sign ur tweets

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

I seriously need to start thinking about the proper "I loving hate america" quote for my tombstone because it is becoming the defining trait in my life.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


old beast lunatic posted:

I seriously need to start thinking about the proper "I loving hate america" quote for my tombstone because it is becoming the defining trait in my life.

Take a deep breath.

Imagine how many bitter epitaphs involving Obama's name are on tombstones right now, this very second, and what some of them might say.

Count yourself glad you're not actually that way, and don't waste perfectly good granite shaking your life's fist at worthless Republicans.

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno



mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





https://twitter.com/StephenKing/status/912744408864485381

Keep on lolling in the free world

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



loving lmao

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ghKTJCqutI

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



https://twitter.com/pdmcleod/status/912386350942494721

Oh please god no!

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

https://twitter.com/wretchedrefuse0/status/912742862319706112

https://twitter.com/MacFinn44/status/912745130779652098

Couple Russian oligarchs flew to Jersey while Donny Ju didn't have SS protection

Probably a big notherburger right

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

hahaha Noko needs a retard translator.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.







Just shoot some cruise missiles at cancer, problem fuckin solved!!!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


Aren't there, like, hurricanes and nuclear wars he should be dealing with right now?

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


mono posted:

https://twitter.com/wretchedrefuse0/status/912742862319706112

https://twitter.com/MacFinn44/status/912745130779652098

Couple Russian oligarchs flew to Jersey while Donny Ju didn't have SS protection

Probably a big notherburger right

Wow I'm entirely loving surprised that I called that.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


In related news:

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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






quote:

WASHINGTON — Senator Mitch McConnell on Tuesday officially pulled the plug on the latest plan to repeal the Affordable Care Act, telling senators they will not vote on the measure and effectively admitting defeat in the last-gasp drive to fulfill a core promise of President Trump and Republican lawmakers.

That's a shame.

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


mono posted:

Couple Russian oligarchs flew to Jersey while Donny Ju didn't have SS protection

Probably a big notherburger right

lmao at what point does this just become insulting

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Methanar posted:

I'm going to see trump tower next week in NYC. What should I be doing when I take my selfie

http://nutscaping.com/

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Russia: We have nothing to do with the administration

Jared: My security is out of town

Russia: Roundtrip Moscow to Morristown please

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Jose posted:

i only ended up in delaware because i took the wrong exit off a road lol

Funny enough, that's exactly how Delaware was founded.

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013

shut up bitch

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Wait...that would...that would make the US a proper first world country.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

World War Mammories posted:

lmao at what point does this just become insulting

LOL i just noticed that secret service protection was just reactivated like last night. That sure doesn't look bad. Don Jr. really is the perfect name.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Three Olives posted:

https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedNews/status/912709793873256448

Big ocean, tremendous, people are increasingly learning that it is one of the biggest oceans, huge.

I'm starting to have trouble laughing at this buffoon because it's worrisome that such a tremendous retard with the intelligence of a brain damaged chimp is threatening nuclear war for no reason and just now realized that Puerto Rico is an island. :ohdear:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Jose posted:

i've been in 30 states but some i was barely in like i drove through a corner of alabama

how you gonna

roll tide

in the corner of bama

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

It's probably not necessary at this point, but for the hell of it I'll point out that the boos weren't very loud and lasted for a few seconds at most.

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haljordan posted:

Just shoot some cruise missiles at cancer, problem fuckin solved!!!

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
I want John Kelly to stand up at the table and scream "EVERYONE knows that Puerto Rico is an island and that the Atlantic Ocean is large you dumb retarded retard! Everyone!"

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
Bannon also appeared at the event, along with Robertson, Fox News host Sean Hannity and the British politician Nigel Farage. Bannon attacked Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) and other Republican establishment leaders, whom he called “the most corrupt and incompetent group of individuals in this country.”

“Your day of reckoning is coming,” he promised.

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jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

haljordan posted:

That's a shame.

This is so great because they get to look like pieces of poo poo to the voters but without having anyone have to lose insurance over it

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