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Dairy Days
Dec 26, 2007


cant wait for my man arpaio to strap all the weed freaks to the barrels of howitzers and cleanse the earth of their degeneracy

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Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

head of DEA resigns citing president's blatant addiction to nothing matters, trump's initial pick blocked after aids inform him that 'doctor feelgood' is a motley crue album and therefore legally ineligible

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Alan Smithee posted:

Can someone explain the thread title

Tump

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


:horse:
https://twitter.com/VP/status/863182608552906755
:horse:

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
the only good thing about a new thread is people's accelerationist tendencies toward pages 69 and 420.

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer

im the chud chewin cud on the far left

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005


aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

https://twitter.com/JohnDingell/status/912502365760163842

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Eric Garland is so happy right now, once he re-ups his Addy we're gonna see the longest tweetstorm of all time.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
i wish leg length jorts looked cool because i really want to buy a pair

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://twitter.com/theintercept/status/890656468008968193
https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/887836701527355393
https://twitter.com/BarackObama/status/887836712822558720

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

/r/accidentalrennisance

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
i lost a bag of carrots

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Baloogan posted:

i wish leg length jorts looked cool because i really want to buy a pair

do you wear a jean jacket with them

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016



thank god goodbrains is president so he can tell the country how badass it was when a hurricane obliterated thousands of homes

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Decades from now historians will debate the content and even the very existence of the "lost Trump thread."

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007
mike "spit roast" pence, lover of horse dick

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Baloogan posted:

i wish leg length jorts looked cool because i really want to buy a pair

jlongs

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





:unsmigghh:

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Baloogan posted:

i wish leg length jorts looked cool because i really want to buy a pair

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
Given all these commitments, and the military’s focus on overseas missions, it might take something huge—like a presidential call-up involving tens of thousands of reservists, or presidential adjustment to the Afghanistan deployment schedule—to create the military capacity that Puerto Rico and the U.S. Virgin Islands need now. Such a call-up would require additional resources, too—something Congress would almost surely give. But the White House has signaled it would not even request that funding until sometime in October.

Such a presidential order should have come before the storm, or immediately afterward. Unfortunately, President Trump appears more concerned with helping his political allies, taunting professional athletes, and issuing new travel bans. Although his White House issued pro forma disaster declarations, and authorized some additional funding, its focus has clearly been elsewhere. In the absence of presidential leadership and orders, military commanders cannot (and should not) deploy additional forces or commit additional resources to help. Meanwhile, the situation on the ground remains dire, with hospitals and critical infrastructure running on their last days of generator power and supplies, waiting on the White House to send more support their way.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

do you wear a jean jacket with them

i had a denim collared shirt that i wore with jeans

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Fallen Hamprince posted:



thank god goodbrains is president so he can tell the country how badass it was when a hurricane obliterated thousands of homes

lmao was this from today?

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
I love how what makes McCain bad is not his desire to kill millions of civilians in the mideast but that he's said some mean stuff.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
at work we have a tool loving called a horse cock. it's like a big dremel die grinder. a new kid joke about another guy saying horse cock all the time, and told him it was a real thing. at lunch, i said here, this is a horse cock, and showed him my phone with pic of a real horse cock. that's my horse cock story.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

lmao that glass of fries

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
garcon,

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://twitter.com/arayyay/status/890700819850571776
https://twitter.com/libbycwatson/status/890739757533343744

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Reality Winner posted:

i lost a bag of carrots

*takes yr hand tenderly* we'll get thru this

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Reality Winner posted:

at work we have a tool loving called a horse cock. it's like a big dremel die grinder. a new kid joke about another guy saying horse cock all the time, and told him it was a real thing. at lunch, i said here, this is a horse cock, and showed him my phone with pic of a real horse cock. that's my horse cock story.

That Guy

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/912792478096302080

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Kroger has not had a sale on avocados for about a month now, and I refuse to pay $2 for an avocado

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
Former presidential candidate Ben Carson defended his endorsement of Donald Trump Wednesday, fielding questions about why he’d support someone who has compared him to a child molester.

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

GobiasIndustries posted:

lmao was this from today?

idk eve peyser tweeted it a few minutes ago so i assume it's recent, if only because trump hasn't really acknowledge the existence of puerto rico except in the last like 24 hours

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



TRUMP

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