TRUMP257: An avalanche of horrific disasters

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redneck nazgul: Apr 25, 2013

A Handed Missus posted:

Roy Moore of Alabama

to begin debate on whether or not to approve the naming of a post office in rural georgia after decorated war hero courtney hodges, the chair recognizes the junior senator from alabama

*a frothing tirade of gibberish erupts from the podium, punctuated by the words "under god", "darkies", "christian values", and "roll tide" before finally ending in a crescendo of "TRUMP"*

thank you, mr moore

# ? Sep 27, 2017 12:03

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 23:47

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Weeping Wound posted:

somewhat tempted to ask an admin if they can make the GBS Trump thread take a vacation here for a week

but on the other hand, that would be letting in GBS

my heart is long shriveled and gone, so I look into Ed Balls and seek the answer

id requested double my normal ik pay rate if that happened

# ? Sep 27, 2017 12:04

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

[quote="�redneck nazgul�" post="�476811874�"]
*a frothing tirade of gibberish erupts from the podium, punctuated by the words �under god�, �darkies�, �christian values�, and �roll tide� before finally ending in a crescendo of �TRUMP�*
[/quote]

pls don't paraphrase my poasts

# ? Sep 27, 2017 12:05

angerbot: Mar 23, 2004; plob

Squizzle posted:

id requested double my normal ik pay rate if that happened

I have dealt with GBS enough for one lifetime

# ? Sep 27, 2017 12:05

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

please don't touch my RAF

# ? Sep 27, 2017 12:05

Samurai Sanders: Nov 4, 2003; Pillbug

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

Good goon morning, have a pew research poll to find out how conservative or liberal you are.

http://www.people-press.org/quiz/political-typology/

All those read like some variety of "gently caress the government and other people" versus "do not gently caress the government and other people".

# ? Sep 27, 2017 12:05

redneck nazgul: Apr 25, 2013

Samurai Sanders posted:

All those read like some variety of "gently caress the government and other people" versus "do not gently caress the government and other people".

buddy, they won't even let me gently caress it

# ? Sep 27, 2017 12:06

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous

safely sodomized posted:

https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/DKt4_jkWsAAd56x.mp4

Later Steven Seagal films have gotten suprisingly artsy

# ? Sep 27, 2017 12:06

augias: Apr 7, 2009

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

Good goon morning, have a pew research poll to find out how conservative or liberal you are.

http://www.people-press.org/quiz/political-typology/

I wish the liberal monicker as used in the u.s. would die.

# ? Sep 27, 2017 12:06

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

Good goon morning, have a pew research poll to find out how conservative or liberal you are.

http://www.people-press.org/quiz/political-typology/

how the hell is "Solid Liberal" more to the left than "faith and family left" and "next generation left"

# ? Sep 27, 2017 12:06

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

MaxxBot posted:

I really want one of those rare Jeb! story LCD mailers.

https://twitter.com/djpalardy/status/689138124514013186

wanna see a teardown video about one of those

# ? Sep 27, 2017 12:06

Ramadu: Aug 25, 2004; 2015 NFL MVP

gradenko_2000 posted:

how the hell is "Solid Liberal" more to the left than "faith and family left" and "next generation left"

i liked how solid liberal have a optimistic view of the future of the country lol

# ? Sep 27, 2017 12:08

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

lol bannon going to war

As he introduced Moore at Tuesday�s victory party, Bannon made clear that he was looking far beyond Alabama, which he called the start of a �revolution.�

�You�re going to see in state, after state, after state, people that follow the model of Judge Moore � that do not need to raise money from the elites, from the crony capitalists, from the fat cats in Washington, DC.,� said Bannon at Moore's victory party. The race, he said, centered on the question of �who was sovereign � the people or the money � and Alabama answered today, the people.�

# ? Sep 27, 2017 12:10

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

gradenko_2000 posted:

how the hell is "Solid Liberal" more to the left than "faith and family left" and "next generation left"

ppp has a really stupid breakdown of american political demographics

# ? Sep 27, 2017 12:11

alnilam: Nov 10, 2009

Samurai Sanders posted:

All those read like some variety of "gently caress the government and other people" versus "do not gently caress the government and other people".

gently caress your heart (and other parts)

# ? Sep 27, 2017 12:12

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

safely sodomized posted:

lol bannon going to war

As he introduced Moore at Tuesday’s victory party, Bannon made clear that he was looking far beyond Alabama, which he called the start of a “revolution.”

“You’re going to see in state, after state, after state, people that follow the model of Judge Moore – that do not need to raise money from the elites, from the crony capitalists, from the fat cats in Washington, DC.,” said Bannon at Moore's victory party. The race, he said, centered on the question of “who was sovereign — the people or the money — and Alabama answered today, the people.”

# ? Sep 27, 2017 12:12

boethius: Jul 10, 2001; Space bunnies have three ears

Squizzle posted:

wanna see a teardown video about one of those

ifixit.com? more like jebcanfixit.com

# ? Sep 27, 2017 12:12

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

The only question in that quiz that I hesitated on was the one about whether or not US involvement in other countries does good or harm. Hell, it does both.

# ? Sep 27, 2017 12:13

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

*extremely former goldman sachs millionaire voice* were going to war against the fat cats

# ? Sep 27, 2017 12:13

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

still no funny 280 character jokes

# ? Sep 27, 2017 12:13

alnilam: Nov 10, 2009

Vertical Lime posted:

still no funny 280 character jokes

I've got one for you!! uh, uh, *tries to think of a bad show or movie with exactly 280 characters i.e. ppl*

# ? Sep 27, 2017 12:14

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/912997506900021248

donny does dallas

# ? Sep 27, 2017 12:15

boethius: Jul 10, 2001; Space bunnies have three ears

safely sodomized posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/912997506900021248

donny does dallas

you tell 'em donny

# ? Sep 27, 2017 12:16

alnilam: Nov 10, 2009

Vertical Lime posted:

still no funny 280 character jokes

wait I've got a 248 character joke for you... the house republicans!!!! hahahahahehehe

# ? Sep 27, 2017 12:16

boethius: Jul 10, 2001; Space bunnies have three ears

alnilam posted:

wait I've got a 248 character joke for you... the house republicans!!!! hahahahahehehe

hahahahahahahahha it's true they are a joke

# ? Sep 27, 2017 12:17

alnilam: Nov 10, 2009

those clowns

# ? Sep 27, 2017 12:18

galenanorth: May 19, 2016

safely sodomized posted:

lol bannon going to war

As he introduced Moore at Tuesday�s victory party, Bannon made clear that he was looking far beyond Alabama, which he called the start of a �revolution.�

�You�re going to see in state, after state, after state, people that follow the model of Judge Moore � that do not need to raise money from the elites, from the crony capitalists, from the fat cats in Washington, DC.,� said Bannon at Moore's victory party. The race, he said, centered on the question of �who was sovereign � the people or the money � and Alabama answered today, the people.�