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Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

Pretty clear that the republicans have lost control of their own party

In the UK the UKIP vote was eliminated after the brexit referendum, not sure what the US can do to mollify those lunatics? USexit? A big wall separating the southern states from north east west and south?

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morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/913028700068810752

This is my favorite lol so far

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

NFL is subtly telling us the pee tape is real

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

NFL is subtly telling us the pee tape is real



still can't believe he did that during the national anthem

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

do u know jenny posted:

Also the back of his book is loving hilarious, especially when you realize he made it way before his milk saga



They call themselves meme magicians.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Hammerite posted:

They call themselves meme magicians.

I thought they called themselves Russians :confused:

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
Harry Potter and the Meme Magicians

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

Heh, I got a call from HR at my old company that somehow the Social Security administration had me listed incorrectly as female. It was apparently a goof made by a nurse in the hospital when I was born and had never been noticed until my work was doing some data checks.

Because every single thing government touches sucks, it took 7 trips to various agencies and dozens of hours then ended with me having to show my penis to make them fix it.

Just kidding, it took like 15 minutes at the SS office and no exhibitionism.

Durzel
Nov 15, 2005


About time we had a new Command & Conquer.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Yessssssssss

https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/913031197789483009

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump...er%3D79%23pti17

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/913035855509491712

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Hammerite posted:

They call themselves meme magicians.

Young girls, they call them the meme magicians (while calling the cops)

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

looking forward to some super salty trumpy tweets

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Every single day I am amazed that this loving retard is president.

Ellaybee
Jun 17, 2005

Virtually no President has accomplished virtually nothing.

Checks out.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

old beast lunatic posted:

retard is president
lmao

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/sadbukharin/sta...r%3D528%23pti14

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Ellaybee posted:

Virtually no President has accomplished virtually nothing.

Checks out.

Did any president die in the first six months? They might be able to match Trump's accomplishments.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin


It's true. I've never seen the people united so much (in hating the President).

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

lol, for once his expression is appropriate

Silhouette
Nov 16, 2002

SONIC BOOM!!!




He looks like Andy Samberg cosplaying as Adam Conover cosplaying as Macklemore

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

Ow my balls! I've howled them off laughing.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Avirosb posted:

I thought they called themselves Russians :confused:

It's funny you say that because Baked Alaska's dad, Paul Gionet, actually makes a ton of money running something called the Russian Encouragement Ministries in Anchorage, Alaska. lol

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
MC Frontalot, what happened to you man

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Hammerite posted:

lol, for once his expression is appropriate

Imagine saying "I'm going to be on TV, better dress up" and then pulling that out of the closet.

armchairyoda
Sep 17, 2008
Melman

Stefan Prodan posted:

He didn't, that article was fake and from August

True.


lol!

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Hello ladies, yes of course as you can tell from my lovely beard and oily complexion that indeed I AM a 32nd degree Master Meme Magician of the Hermetichan Order, maga be praised, and I must say that you look lovely to...

*gets pepper sprayed and phone broken by a 15 yr old*

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
I am lolling over at The_Donald about how Trump was playing 8th dimensional Pop-o-matic™ Trouble by urging people to vote for the loser last night.

I wonder how they convince himself he's a genius when he says things like Local Milk People instead of "dairy farmers"?

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


It's always fun when people who could be considered "loose ends" to an outside observer wind up conveniently dead. In Maricopa county lol

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/paul-horner-fake-news-writer-found-dead/

"Paul Horner, writer of fake news about 2016 election, found dead"




Avirosb posted:

I thought they called themselves Russians :confused:

Russians, people who masturbate to a tiny icon of a Russian flag next to an anonymous username, same thing really

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

flashy_mcflash posted:

Did any president die in the first six months? They might be able to match Trump's accomplishments.

I'm sure William Henry Harrison accomplished more as President.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/9126...er%3D68%23pti29

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008


If I didn't know he was President, I'd assume Trump was a wrestler from the non-stop ego trips.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/evanoconnell/status/913039442591526912

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status...ber%3D86%23pti4

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary
to find out who's leaking, trump should be a different emotion around different people and see which ones hit twitter.

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

do u know jenny posted:

I wonder how they convince himself he's a genius when he says things like Local Milk People instead of "dairy farmers"?

Holy poo poo, I spat cow juice all over my portable ring ring machine.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Plavski posted:

to find out who's leaking, trump should be a different emotion around different people and see which ones hit twitter.

This is a solid and easy plan for someone who is not retarded. Whoops!

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

economy is roaring at trump, "stop! Stop doing this you slobby pisslord!"

Jukebox Hero
Dec 27, 2007
stars in his eyes
That would actually be a fairly unexpected and nuanced plan, which means trump is physically incapable of doing it.

Lolll

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Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


Will we see the tap of him pissed

Will... We...??

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