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Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

trump...

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deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

yes

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/913035855509491712

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/913035855509491712

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

no collusion no collusion

you're the collusion

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

no

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


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Me, the President, am asking everyone to google the word "Illuminati", don't worry about the Jew stuff though, Jared said that's not true

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/johndingell/status/913019795704107009

:allears:

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/mattdpearce/status/913035509009543168

well does it

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.
re: that lady voting R because of the end-of-the-world -

literally the only reason the eschatological-obsessive christians aren't saying that donald trump is the antichrist is that he has an R next to his name and he pretends to be christian. which is loving hilarious, because if you look at any random "world gon' end!" preacher's list of prophesies about the antichrist, they'll almost all be directly relevent to trump.

the world will hear his thoughts instantly. he'll be of eastern european descent or have links to eastern europe. he'll gain power promising peace and instead bring conflict. he'll promise unity and instead bring chaos. hell, most of them even say that he'll pretend to be a christian.

but since it's trump they have to shut up about all of that poo poo they've been talking for 40 years previously.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

euphronius posted:

stop arzying

😃 I'm not arzying 😃

Perfectly Safe
May 30, 2003

no danger here.

Literally everyone outside of the monumentally gullible and the eternally racist knows that you're a cock.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Lastgirl posted:

more Gorka-esque

(he's the Kraang cos his Art War Brain is just so big)

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

economy of Houston and PR is roaring

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Pollyanna posted:

what the gently caress, the interviewers actually were understanding and let me reschedule the interview. I'm not going to let them (and me) down again.

and i DEFINITELY have a bad relationship with alcohol. I need to learn that I'm not in college anymore.

Solution: Go back to college

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Don't be a tool of conformity, people. Life life on your own terms, and if other people don't like it, KILL THEM.

pigz
Jul 12, 2004

Nearly as overlooked as Joe Mauer
on cnn.com: Watch Ivanka Trump attending coding event live! Turn on stream 2 minutes later stream ends.

She was there for literally 2 minutes with the kids.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




GobiasIndustries posted:

It's part of the New Trump Thread experience. It's a feature not a bug.

no bullshit my fav part of a new thread is the PREVIOUSLY, ON parts

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


we're going to be in for a hell of a time when the economy has even a slight hiccup.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfmqSOr2-NY

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Hey mike first time long time. i just wanna say maybe, and I'm just spit-balling here, the reason there are so many negative articles about Trump is because he's a complete and total piece of poo poo???
:thunk:
I'll take my answer off the air

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




FabioClone posted:

Don't be a tool of conformity, people. Life life on your own terms, and if other people don't like it, KILL THEM.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

omg

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy


I just don't understand how people don't viscerally hate this man upon listening to him. Or even reading stupid tweets.

I mean I found Trump amusing in a sick way during the first few seasons of Apprentice, but I never would have trusted him to run anything more than a lemonade stand and I certainly wouldn't actively give money to or support him at that point. And then he just got worse from there.

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

brugroffil posted:

we're going to be in for a hell of a time when the economy has even a slight hiccup.

Nah, we can go back to arguing about who uses what bathroom them and those who will be truly hosed over live in zip codes that we are allowed to ignore no matter how bad things get.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

3rd panel needs a frowny Trump face.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

:wrong:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
trump needs to do another press conference

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010


emperor of poop

Gravy Jones
Sep 13, 2003

I am not on your side

This take may be a little on the spicy side, but has anyone considered that the president may have holes in his brain?

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Augus posted:

every time I see the term "The Swamp" used my desire for nuclear death doubles

The Swamp The Swamp The Swamp The Swamp The Swamp The Swamp The Swamp The Swamp The Swamp The Swamp The Swamp The Swamp The Swamp The Swamp The Swamp
oh look, now you can't feel anything but desire. no nirvana for you, sucker.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/913039111560327168

:same:

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

FAUXTON posted:

lmao I had thought the mtgow guy had loving killed himself by now

lol, "the guy"
there's like hundreds of them and we're all better off that they've decided to never interact with society again

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
https://twitter.com/business/status/912984969106137088

Haven't seen this posted. Bloomberg broke this story this morning expanding on the deal Manafort made with the Russian oligarch. Deripaska gave Manfort's firm $18.9M to buy some Ukrainian cable company. Deal never went through so then he had a lobbyist start calling up Manafort's associates demanding his money back. No on knew where Manafort was until he came out of hiding to manage Trump's campaign for free.

:thunk:

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
What does "collusion" even mean to this guy?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
[extremely loud Brahms playing]

HA HA HA YOUR PLAN FAILED MR CHAPO, THE MAGYAR MOON WILL SOON BE OURS!

https://twitter.com/guardian/status/913038549854941185

gregday
May 23, 2003

president brain worms is real real worm brained today

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gregday
May 23, 2003

Samurai Sanders posted:

What does "collusion" even mean to this guy?

he has no idea what many words mean

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