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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

They would just hiss and try to out-floof each other.

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rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

They would just hiss and try to out-floof each other.

You're thinking of possums.

Red pandas would fall backwards in surprise, then raccoon would steal its food and run away.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Straight-out brawl: probably panda
Battle of wits: raccoon

BetterLekNextTime
Jul 22, 2008

It's all a matter of perspective...
Grimey Drawer
How fat is the raccoon?

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
the raccoon would just fall into the nearest dumpster

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope
It is extremely important to get a raccoon into a red panda enclosure now.

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
What if they had babies :ohdear:

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
They would be the most adorable trashbabies.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!





Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Trashbear meet garbagedog

Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

I FUCKING LOVE BUTTS
Ah yes, multiple species ill-suited for domestication, in for a raccoon in for a fox as they say.

BetterLekNextTime
Jul 22, 2008

It's all a matter of perspective...
Grimey Drawer

Semisponge posted:

Ah yes, multiple species ill-suited for domestication, in for a raccoon in for a fox as they say.

What's wrong with foxes? It only takes a few generations.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
I want to know what sort of conversation those animals have with each other

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Semisponge posted:

Ah yes, multiple species ill-suited for domestication, in for a raccoon in for a fox as they say.

Look, you just have to accept that most of these pictures are the result of narcissistic Russians buying a wild animal as a pet because it's trendy on Instagram and push aside any thoughts of how unhappy and traumatized these animals probably are in favor of focusing on how cute they are.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
The ones that I'm generally posting are fur farm rescues or abandoned furbabies that lost a mother to roadkill and/or rehabilitated goobers that cannot be returned to the wild because they have become completely cool and retarded

Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

I FUCKING LOVE BUTTS

Guy Mann posted:

Look, you just have to accept that most of these pictures are the result of narcissistic Russians buying a wild animal as a pet because it's trendy on Instagram and push aside any thoughts of how unhappy and traumatized these animals probably are in favor of focusing on how cute they are.

I actually was thinking about how destroyed any part of the household they can get to is/will be cause they're wild fuckin animals who will power-wreck personal possessions.

skimothy milkerson
Nov 19, 2006

goose willis posted:

have become completely cool and retarded

but enough about... uhh... hmmm... all of us

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

Skim Milk posted:

but enough about... uhh... hmmm... all of us

I'm not cool

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

Guy Mann posted:

Look, you just have to accept that most of these pictures are the result of narcissistic Russians buying a wild animal as a pet because it's trendy on Instagram and push aside any thoughts of how unhappy and traumatized these animals probably are in favor of focusing on how cute they are.

Russia is terrible now according to all my family that's still there, or have moved the gently caress to other countries. So I believe this is true.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Pandas of Trash, Capitalism smash

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Today is International Raccoon Appreciation Day!

Celebrate accordingly.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Ninurta
Sep 19, 2007
What the HELL? That's my cutting board.


"Go away, 'Bating!" - Raccoon, esq.

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
Raccoons Could Totally Overthrow Humans, Scientist Warns

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Anti-capitalist bears!

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Flinger
Oct 16, 2012

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BaH1BPmjCEf/?taken-by=babkinaolgaenot

PRECIOUS FURBABY

https://www.instagram.com/p/BaOAEhNjMgp/?taken-by=babkinaolgaenot

SO PURE

https://www.instagram.com/p/BaKah2fjrMp/?taken-by=babkinaolgaenot

OH MY GOD THE LITTLE HANDS

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
https://www.instagram.com/p/BaX9q-ID0_b/

:3:

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
https://imgur.com/gallery/AxVoq

psutify
Oct 19, 2012
https://twitter.com/punchesbears/status/921250699475689472

e:more
https://twitter.com/punchesbears/status/891839464963571712

psutify has a new favorite as of 21:46 on Oct 20, 2017

hiddenriverninja
May 10, 2013

life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way

I think I need that game in my life.

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
Interesting article on why mammals like being petted: It activates a specific neurone type that results in a pleasurable sensation: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/why-do-animals-love-petting/ I got curious after watching a cute vid of a Bunny rabbit being annoyed when the petting stopped.

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

Love Deluxe

hiddenriverninja posted:

I think I need that game in my life.

wat game?

hiddenriverninja
May 10, 2013

life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way

Bina posted:

wat game?

It's called wreckoons

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Bina posted:

wat game?

This isn't a game it's real life

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Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

I FUCKING LOVE BUTTS
if you get stuck in a dumpster in the game, you get stuck in a dumpster in real life!

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