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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Ben Nerevarine posted:

lollin at Megyn Kelly going "hard hitting, dig deeper" questions on a daytime talk show

like, know your audience, Megyn. There's a reason that all daytime shows are pure, easy-to-digest fluff.

that quote is actually a sex thing, which makes it supremely fitting for a daytime talk show

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TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Finally, this story is making it to the big screen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dorgmhD07lw

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





it's something that nobody's ever seen before

-donadl trump, about thing
this time about puerto rico recovery supply delivery
2017
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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

look fellas, i'm not against long things. my penis for example - haha. but i've seen like a million of those tweets this morning and i'm just tired. i'm just doggone tired.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
love that he doesn't understand that the Virgin Islands & Puerto Rico are American territories.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
lol "its something no ones ever seen before" on relief efforts for PR

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


I hate this breathy, slow talk he does when trying to be serious. I hate that apparently 60 million Americans hear it and think "woahhh big daddy trump, very good leader :patriot:"

THS
Sep 15, 2017

trump is like if the president had trypophobia pattern all over his skin and everyone was so racist they just ignored it

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Phone posted:

docevil gamed a Walmart Facebook thing that would send pitbull to whichever store that got the most Facebook likes

kodiak alaska was the most remote Walmart store

kodiak alaska got a free pitbull concert

pitbull was actually pretty cool about it iirc

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
"We have the votes on Graham Cassidy"

Ron Howard voice: They Don't

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





lol

he uh passed the will save on the dick joke

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


GobiasIndustries posted:

not a single one of his facial expressions is natural.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
hahahahaaha lolk fat bitch is still talking as though there's going to be a vote on healthcare

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
trump has no idea what this guy is recuperating from

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
he sounds so tired and stupid today

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
lmao THERE IS NO SENATOR IN THE HOSPITAL

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Reality Winner posted:

trump has no idea what this guy is recuperating from

it's a dick thing, op, he knows,

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

GobiasIndustries posted:

lmao THERE IS NO SENATOR IN THE HOSPITAL

really lol

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Reality Winner posted:

trump has no idea

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

there is perpetually a republican senator unable to vote because their head is stuck in a honey jar

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

sloppo posted:

my favorite part is twitter admitting that they picked 140 arbitrarily / as a half-assed ripoff of SMS's 160

oops, we accidentally created a protocol that spawned a bizarrely effective internet subculture

don't worry, we're ruining it as fast as we can

that's why it was 140 characters, dumbass

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





he said at home recovering jfc

**this time because it got drilled into him because he doesn't know anything

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
lol he honestly expected to sign a repeal bill on day loving 1

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


"The Republican senate needs to get rid of the filibuster rule. It's blocking so much legislation Americans deeply want. And by the way, if the Democrats had the opportunity they'd get rid of it day one. And I think you know what I'm talking about"

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

we'd have the votes if the system operated in a completely different way than it was designed

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
harping on the filibuster rule again

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

there's no national law saying you have to watch donnie speak

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

a.lo posted:

are you counting yourself

I only sign to put it over the line.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Yinlock posted:

my favorite part about the character limit increase is twitter acting like it's an incredible technical accomplishment to go from 140 characters to 280

Twitter's really good at making additional features seem completely loving impossible.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

followup

https://twitter.com/GlennKesslerWP/status/913121385379180545

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators
lmfao he going on about the filibuster again i loooooove it



holy loving shijt i hope that becomes a maga or bust move because wowee dems gonna push a lot of poo poo through in 2018 if it goes

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

StashAugustine posted:

pitbull was actually pretty cool about it iirc

https://twitter.com/Arr/status/230030432773738496

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


GobiasIndustries posted:

lmao THERE IS NO SENATOR IN THE HOSPITAL

hahaha how has his staff not gotten this into his head yet.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
lol conveniently ignoring the 6 years that the dems didn't remove the filibuster

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/NuclearTakes/status/913123770860220416

:wink:

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 360 days!
"most of you know exactly what i'm talking about"

:chloe:

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Faceapp works pretty well with face avatars

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
"I think you know what I'm talking about"

Ron Howard voice: we don't

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



we really got him this time!!!

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juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





"and most of you know exactly what im talking about"

-donald trump, about thing
this time about what democrats would do when they unilaterally get rid of the tax code in a world they win the senate & house, as argument for why the republicans should do thing,
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