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a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
president mushy smooth brains

https://twitter.com/yjtorbati/status/913132988027764736

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Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Yes as i wrote it that became the joke unto itself

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erich_Ludendorff

^^^definitely worth a read tho

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
I can't wait until trump reads that fake tweet and we all die

I'm lying it's a defense tactic, I don't want to die but I increasingly feel that events are turning bad

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Grondoth posted:

I can't wait until trump reads that fake tweet and we all die

I'm lying it's a defense tactic, I don't want to die but I increasingly feel that events are turning bad

the reason there are no aliens is that they all invented twitter

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/913251299302400000

Drastic Actions
Apr 7, 2009

FUCK YOU!
GET PUMPED!
Nap Ghost
as long as I get an iPhone X before I die I’ll be good.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


so it was removed because of

:thunk:

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

Lastgirl posted:

americanihsly, with a mouthful of hotdog on my motorized scooter:] ya somebody should get right on that *slurps a big gulp out of my silly straw glasses in a drawn out obnoxious way, then sighs refreshed-like but like in an exuberant way*

dont doxx me

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Drastic Actions posted:

as long as I get an iPhone X before I die I’ll be good.

Just buy any of last year's Androids it'll cost half as much and work just as good.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Weeping Wound posted:

so it was removed because of

:thunk:

it is off the list today but tomorrow who knows???

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


it turns out instantaneous global communication breaks the brains of a society and all futuristic societies ever depicted with this capability are deeply unrealistic

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Baloogan posted:

the slow cucker

mods

Jazerus
May 24, 2011



loss edits getting real weird

Drastic Actions
Apr 7, 2009

FUCK YOU!
GET PUMPED!
Nap Ghost

ScrubLeague posted:

Just buy any of last year's Androids it'll cost half as much and work just as good.

does it run iOS?

does it work with my Apple Watch?

and if we’re all gonna die I don’t care how much it costs

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Drastic Actions posted:

does it run iOS?

does it work with my Apple Watch?

it appears that the X will sell out within 60 seconds so good luck. Try the 8, its nice lookin

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

I wonder how many kids in Iraq have hosed up arms due to McCain's policies, gently caress I personally know someone from Iraq with shrapnel wounds on their arms from US troops.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



The Dispossessed has really stuck in my head and had me thunking since I finished it a couple weeks ago

Last book that really traveled with me like this and mingled with so much else I am reading and have read was Solaris

I welcome it

Brinmg on the anarchy

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

I'm ready to die

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


odds on trump seeing that tweet and ordering a nuclear launch without consulting anyone?

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Baloogan posted:

oiled and ready

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

logikv9 posted:

rip hugh

RIP to Hugh. I got my start opening for him, by jerking off in a robe to women dressed as bunnies

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Baloogan posted:

i can't believe how they hosed it up so badly.

arararararar

yes please god drat it i want to watch modern military equipment destroy fantasy creatures

lol the best part about gate (and similar japanese stuff) is the baked in nationalism which is just lol everytime

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:
gently caress yeah let's get this road on the show

bring on the nukes

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
lol rubes, ya rubes

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Jazerus posted:

it turns out instantaneous global communication breaks the brains of a society and all futuristic societies ever depicted with this capability are deeply unrealistic

we've basically opened a portal via cyberspace into the human mind and its left undefended

russia saw an opportunity to throw a psychic bomb constantly through the gate

fuckerberg basically created a cyber pandora's box into the human psyche

old racist rurals, bloviating pundits, stammering decorum nerds are not equipped to handle the global meld and have been consistently owned



wrap it up fleshbrainailures

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:
i've got my sandwiches and my whiskey and a duck taught me how to howl in the light of dying civilization

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

The Playboy mansion's just going to crumble now like the town in It

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Dick Milhous Rock! posted:

i've got my sandwiches and my whiskey and a duck taught me how to howl in the light of dying civilization

ba-arooooooooooooo-gan

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


MaxxBot posted:

I wonder how many kids in Iraq have hosed up arms due to McCain's policies, gently caress I personally know someone from Iraq with shrapnel wounds on their arms from US troops.

but a fat man made fun of her daddy, have some decorum

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Dick Milhous Rock! posted:

i've got my sandwiches and my whiskey and a duck taught me how to howl in the light of dying civilization

hell yeah

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Megan McCain has taken a knee at Nordstrom

Trump is a bully!

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


I do wonder what donny's impressions of mitch and mccain are like. I can't really imagine him putting in much effort

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

"The world is going to end in nuclear hellfire due to global super powers fighting over the freedom of humanity."

Lol it ended because of a tweet from a bad reality TV personality.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Dick Milhous Rock! posted:

i've got my sandwiches and my whiskey and a duck taught me how to howl in the light of dying civilization

cucky plucky shmucky ducky

yucky!!!

Ed Ballsy

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mCExFZBxX0

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
nvm, didn't get it

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

MaxxBot posted:

I wonder how many kids in Iraq have hosed up arms due to McCain's policies, gently caress I personally know someone from Iraq with shrapnel wounds on their arms from US troops.

the iraq/afghan war 2 this day are still incomprehensibly complex international clusterfucks that from the get-go had no purpose beyond exerting power both foreign and domestically thru mass media manipulation via fear

:jihad:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Nonsense posted:

Megan McCain has taken a knee at Nordstrom

Trump is a bully!

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Lastgirl posted:

we've basically opened a portal via cyberspace into the human mind and its left undefended

russia saw an opportunity to throw a psychic bomb constantly through the gate

fuckerberg basically created a cyber pandora's box into the human psyche

old racist rurals, bloviating pundits, stammering decorum nerds are not equipped to handle the global meld and have been consistently owned



wrap it up fleshbrainailures

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