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Truancy-Bot
May 9, 2012

eat a dick, truancy-bot
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive...&smtyp=cur&_r=0


god republican elites so badly want to believe in the trump bump, because otherwise how can they justify allowing this man ascend to the nomination

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codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?


"I mean most of me is back, not my dick and balls, which are gone forever"

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Shageletic posted:

Anyone got a link to the article?

It's from March http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/r...article/2617438

no idea why it's being brought up as new atm

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
does anyone know what Scalise's dick looks like now

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007


real talk this season of american horror story is actually getting pretty good

like the first ep was pretty terrible but it finds its footing and shits on libs real good

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005


Watch the hill silhouette my dude

Wrenever
Jul 22, 2007



:hai:

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...
What a crock of piss

quote:

[Bannon] huddles at his Capitol Hill townhouse with conservatives and rabble-rousers, swearing like a sailor, chugging sodas — he doesn't drink alcohol — and getting ready to shape 2018. He is not fond of sleep.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Dr Cheeto posted:

does anyone know what Scalise's dick looks like now

put a hot dog wiener in a microwave and set it on high for 2 minutes

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007


Oiled and Ready posted:

What a crock of piss

bannon... *doesnt* drink? i cant make sense of anything rn

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



Dr Cheeto posted:

does anyone know what Scalise's dick looks like now

I posted a pic on the last page

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Dr Cheeto posted:

does anyone know what Scalise's dick looks like now

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

Pollyanna posted:

[ask] me about drinking an entire growler's worth of cider in 1~2 hrs and being too sick to go to an interview the next day
:barf:

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

100% on board with the Cleveland Reds

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


WTF is happening in Missouri

Its racism is just so in your face (so hot right now)

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Joementum posted:

"Environmental protection is a total joke because these people do nothing. And I'll give you the example and it doesn't sound like much, but as a builder, I build, and I build beautiful places. And I have great success with these places. I go out, and you buy faucets today. No water comes out. Because they have it restricted. So what do you do? You leave the water running five times longer to wash your hands. The shower. You turn on the shower. There's no water. What is it? They have restricters in. You buy 'em with restricters. EPA. So what do you do? You stay in the shower for three times longer than you want to. There's no saving! And it's terrible. And people come over to our country and they say, 'What the hell's wrong with your showers? What's wrong with your water?'" ~ Donald Trump, at an event in New Hampshire in March, 2015.

hahaha

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

That's a weird article, especially since it's in the Examiner. I think a better explanation for Moore is that it happened in Alabama, just "Alabama" should tell you everything you need to know.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



https://twitter.com/AltUSPressSec/status/913409154886270976

so this person is twitter roleplaying as a lib huckabee sanders. #resistance

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Dr Cheeto posted:

does anyone know what Scalise's dick looks like now

google pain olympics.


don't actually do that

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

Pollyanna posted:

[ask] me about drinking an entire growler's worth of cider in 1~2 hrs and being too sick to go to an interview the next day

f a k e
n e w s

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

GobiasIndustries posted:

Equality=bad
Trump=good

Really? I heard the opposite.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://twitter.com/RobDotHutton/status/913152836019609600

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

Joementum posted:

russia's nefarious port scanning of our websites is targeting the wrong websites

https://twitter.com/MaxBlumenthal/status/913236934566318080
is this genious skeptic still pushing Khan Sheikhoun truther theories?

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
50 Cent says Trump offered him $500,000 to join presidential campaign


“Before he got elected, they were having issues with the African American vote,” said the rapper, real name Curtis Jackson. “They wanted to pay me $500,000 as part of the campaign just to make an appearance.” Jackson revealed that he turned down the offer, as it would have sullied his reputation. “I was like, ‘Nah, that’s not good money, ’” he said. “That’s not worth it!”

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2017/sep/28/50-cent-says-trump-offered-him-500000-to-join-presidential-campaign

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
lmao Globalist Gary is super bad at trying to sell this poo poo tax plan
https://twitter.com/danpfeiffer/status/913403411751505920

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Lastgirl posted:

Jonesing for sea trucks

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Scalise: i have changed my name from Steve to Reek

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


quote:

some new Trump information came to light, from his bizarre idea on how to combat airline terrorists (“the pilot…presses a button and sleeping gas comes out”)

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

lol shes totally hosed

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

is this real

I can't tell anymore

it's real isn't it

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Louisgod posted:

Scalise: i have changed my name from Steve to Reek

Nice

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Louisgod posted:

is this real

I can't tell anymore

it's real isn't it

yes

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


DEFICIT HAWK paralyzed by POLITICAL EXPEDIENCY

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

cargo cult posted:

is this genious skeptic still pushing Khan Sheikhoun truther theories?

Max Blumenthal is almost Glen Greenwald level brokebrain, except he hasn't sent anyone to prison out of spite for proving him wrong about something

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Tesseraction posted:

It's from March http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/r...article/2617438

no idea why it's being brought up as new atm

Yeah this article sucks nothing there really

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


cargo cult posted:

is this genious skeptic still pushing Khan Sheikhoun truther theories?

how do they reconcile skepticism with the fact that Donny Jr. literally admitted to treason three months ago, and then all of the country shrugged and ignored it?

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

GobiasIndustries posted:

lmao Globalist Gary is super bad at trying to sell this poo poo tax plan
https://twitter.com/danpfeiffer/status/913403411751505920

How have people not gotten the memo that you can just loving lie about stuff and it doesn't matter. You don't qualify poo poo with "well we're getting rid of the EITC so maybe rates will effectively go up for some people and yadayadayada". No, it's "we're cutting all your taxes, the biggest ever, believe me"

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Louisgod posted:

is this real

I can't tell anymore

it's real isn't it

It's real. Donny lives in a cartoon world.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

zegermans posted:

where can I buy a Cleveland Reds jersey

here you go racist

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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
gary cohn is real bad at this lmao

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