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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Al! posted:

Kip Carter, who lived a few doors down from the couple, saw more than he wanted to. "We had been out working a football game --I think it was the Bowdon game-- and we would split up. It was a Friday night. I had Newt's daughters, Jackie Sue and Kathy, with me. We were all supposed to meet back at this professor's house. It was a milk-and-cookies kind of shakedown thing, buck up the troops. I was cutting across the yard to go up the driveway. There was a car there. As I got to the car, I saw Newt in the passenger seat and one of the guys' wives with her head in his lap going up and down. Newt kind of turned and gave me his little-boy smile. Fortunately, Jackie Sue and Kathy were a lot younger and shorter then.

I will never eat again. :barf:

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Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

The US Navy had to do a total 180 of an aircraft carrier and move it 1000 miles because Trump tweeted out of his rear end and they didn't want Trump to look stupid.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
Lol when was that

I wasn't even aware of it

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

GalacticAcid posted:

Lol when was that

I wasn't even aware of it

https://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2017/04/how-did-the-trump-administration-lose-an-aircraft-carrier/523458/

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
rofl what an oaf

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
Hillary Clinton explained Pepe the meme frog in a speech

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

GalacticAcid posted:

Hillary Clinton explained Pepe the meme frog in a speech

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
top 8 reasons Hillary is just like your abuela

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
that leaked hillary campaign doc that explained latinos have strong 'brand loyalty'

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

exmarx posted:

that leaked hillary campaign doc that explained latinos have strong 'brand loyalty'

The LATINOS WILL VOTE FOR US NO MATTER WHAT is like 90% of why i decided i was never voting for a national dnc candidate again lol

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
found it

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

GalacticAcid posted:

Hillary Clinton explained Pepe the meme frog in a speech

not only that but a /pol/ guy yelled our PEPE mid-speech

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

exmarx posted:

found it


hahah oh my god, love to measure skulls

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
hahah was that pic the progenitor of 'little marco'

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

GalacticAcid posted:

Hillary Clinton explained Pepe the meme frog in a speech
C-SPAM going crazy over that speech

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

exmarx posted:

found it


Remember when Hillary was going to run the most slick and competent campaign ever?

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

exmarx posted:

found it


Known fact

zegermans posted:

not only that but a /pol/ guy yelled our PEPE mid-speech
lmao i forgot about this

frankenfreak posted:

C-SPAM going crazy over that speech

related

Homeless Friend has issued a correction as of 18:09 on Sep 28, 2017

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9xokE0fRok

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
wolf_blitzer_jeopardy.jpg

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
when the crown prince of nepal got drunk as gently caress and murdered the rest of the royal family

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest
good on him for doing his part for the revolution

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop
There was a political tv ad back in the LF days that was crudely animated and insisted on saying THE RAT after every time it said the opponents name. I can't remember anything else about it but I wish I could see it just once more before I die.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:

There was a political tv ad back in the LF days that was crudely animated and insisted on saying THE RAT after every time it said the opponents name. I can't remember anything else about it but I wish I could see it just once more before I die.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt35BYEOlEw

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Brexit, lmao

VROOM VROOM
Jun 8, 2005

GalacticAcid posted:

when the crown prince of nepal got drunk as gently caress and murdered the rest of the royal family

quote:

Excerpts from the official probe report, prepared by a two-member committee in Kathmandu, stated that King Birendra made an abortive last-minute attempt to shoot at Dipendra as the latter fired indiscriminately at the royals. Dipendra had thrown the 9mm caliber MP5 automatic submachine gun into the billiards room, when he returned for a second time. The king managed to take hold of it, however, his sister Princess Shova Shahi snatched the weapon from him and pulled out the magazine of the gun assuming it to be the only weapon Dipendra had. Dipendra walked over to his aunt, raised the rifle, and shot her.
awkward

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Aww, I wanna vote for King Roy the Rat! :3:

Illusive Fuck Man
Jul 5, 2004
RIP John McCain feel better xoxo 💋 🙏
Taco Defender
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FvyGydc8no

The Science of Suck
Mar 17, 2009

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
"There is no doubt that Mexicans, filled with dignity, willingness and ability to work, are doing jobs that not even blacks want to do there in the United States."

- Vicente Fox

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4NqcSyVb9Q&t=38s

Bob Dole and Viagra.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

so good

misdirectomy
Feb 19, 2008
That time the president puked on the prime minister of Japan

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_H._W._Bush_vomiting_incident

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop

Yessssssss

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Linda McMahon is a member of the Trump administration.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
When a corporate weasel who bought up industrial companies and gave themselves exorbitant "consultancy fees" that came out of the pensions and benefits of all the workers, leaving them off hanging to dry in almost guaranteed poverty tried to run for President

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Taintrunner posted:

When a corporate weasel who bought up industrial companies and gave themselves exorbitant "consultancy fees" that came out of the pensions and benefits of all the workers, leaving them off hanging to dry in almost guaranteed poverty tried to run for President

Which one?

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
Mike Pence hosed a horse.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Taintrunner posted:

When a corporate weasel who bought up industrial companies and gave themselves exorbitant "consultancy fees" that came out of the pensions and benefits of all the workers, leaving them off hanging to dry in almost guaranteed poverty tried to run for President

That reminds me.




quote:

In an interview on the Piers Morgan show on CNN, Clinton said the Obama campaign shouldn't spend its energy criticizing Romney's work at Bain Capital, an argument that has taken center stage in the debate over which candidate can better lead the U.S. economy.


"I don't think we ought to get into the position where we say, 'This is bad work. This is good work,' " Clinton told guest host Harvey Weinstein, a staunch Obama supporter who has helped raise millions of dollars for the president's reelection campaign.

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Hilario Baldness
Feb 10, 2005

:buddy:



Grimey Drawer
"You mean to tell me that the success of the economic program and my re-election hinges on the Federal Reserve and a bunch of loving bond traders?"

- actual Bill Clinton quote in 1992, when Bob Rubin he had to scrap any plan he had of bettering the lives of poor folk in favor of the Goldman Sachs folk.

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