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Ghostlight posted:I'm not sure what point is being demonstrated by photoshopping Kim into the average plastic surgery enhanced South Korean. loving Chans getting all the Seoyuns 
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Guy Mann posted:Chans and Seoyuns In North Korea Tyrones are called Dennis Rodmans
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Sep 28, 2017 16:12
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:the person who posted this should legitimately be locked up mr berries and cream here probably never leaves his mom's house so same net effect as far as society's concerned
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Berries and cream. He may as well ask for a real-live unicorn. E: Alternatively, he better be prepared to deal with his GF's constant yeast infections from the scented douche she has to use to make herself smell the way he wants her to. Pththya-lyi fucked around with this message at 16:29 on Sep 28, 2017 |
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Sep 28, 2017 16:27
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then he should have to wear glass hand covers like in zoolander so he can't poison lonely sad teens who wander into the subreddit
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Pththya-lyi posted:Berries and cream. He may as well ask for a real-live unicorn. this would be super weird and offputting anyway. doesn't a super sweet scent/taste down there indicate an infection? there's nothing wrong with musk, it's biologically designed to turn people on, these guys are so fuckin broken
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This little lad loves berries and cream
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fruit on the bottom posted:This little lad loves berries and cream with fruit on the bottom 
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I'm starting to wonder: do I work with some of these people? Is Quiet Jeff secretly a hatemongering rage addict? Is the person who eats lunch at their desk only there because everything about him to reprehensible for social interaction?
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Schroedinger's Incel
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Don't dream it, be it
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Jon Irenicus posted:I'm starting to wonder: do I work with some of these people? Is Quiet Jeff secretly a hatemongering rage addict? Is the person who eats lunch at their desk only there because everything about him to reprehensible for social interaction? Odds that you are surrounded by secret incels at work are probably low since they'd have to be adults with jobs for that. And while I know that was a facetious post, it's ideally better not to be paranoid about what the people around you might secretly be that is terrible, and not jump to the worst possible interpretations of their actions. Ideally. chumbler fucked around with this message at 18:00 on Sep 28, 2017 |
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Sep 28, 2017 17:56
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They want to date a combination of a cupcake doll and one of those dolls that "pees" if you squeeze it.
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Jon Irenicus posted:I'm starting to wonder: do I work with some of these people? Is Quiet Jeff secretly a hatemongering rage addict? Is the person who eats lunch at their desk only there because everything about him to reprehensible for social interaction? Worrying about things like this turns you into a ridiculous paranoid maniac, just so you know If these random ppl in your life are cloaking this well, then its not even worth thinking about because they themselves know the things theyre thinking are bad and need to be kept hidden
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I found a video of this poster: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYX_zhlTDr8
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Jon Irenicus posted:I'm starting to wonder: do I work with some of these people? Is Quiet Jeff secretly a hatemongering rage addict? Is the person who eats lunch at their desk only there because everything about him to reprehensible for social interaction? Yup at least 50% of men are this way. If you're a woman you better stay strapped tbh
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Jon Irenicus posted:I'm starting to wonder: do I work with some of these people? Is Quiet Jeff secretly a hatemongering rage addict? Is the person who eats lunch at their desk only there because everything about him to reprehensible for social interaction? I'm actually every poster on r/incel. I created it as a honeypot and kept creating fake accounts to lure people in but I became so insular and self-referential that I now immediately ban any interlopers from interfering in my creative vision.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4925100/Sex-doll-breaks-huge-number-punters-try-out.htmlquote:‘Interactive' sex doll breaks down after huge number customers try it out at Austrian electronics fair 
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*endless shriek rising in pitch and volume*
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failing forward posted:They want to date a combination of a cupcake doll and one of those dolls that "pees" if you squeeze it. I guess if you've only seen naked women in porn, has never been within 50m of one, and smell-o-vision not being a thing, is it really surprising that you would find the natural scent of a woman (or indeed any human being) off-putting? It's kinda like that urban legend about how John Ruskin never consummated his marriage with Effie Gray, because he had previously only seen the hairless female body as depicted in classical and neo-classical paintings and statues, and was shocked and disgusted by Gray's pubic hair. It's more likely that he was a paedophile though.
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My wife used to sit on my lap when she played video games or watched stuff on TV (sometimes anime, not often tho). She mostly did it to annoy me. She knew it got uncomfortable after a little while and she thought that was kind of funny. This is the only not-insane part of this guy's fantasy and it's like something that a couple does in the very beginning of their relationship and then stops doing like a month or two in. I also noticed that he demands the girl never had or will have contact with another man. How is that possible?!
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Sep 28, 2017 19:10
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that's the point. that woman doesn't exist, so he doesn't have to try
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Sep 28, 2017 19:15
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Maybe his theoretical girlfriend works in a sexy womens prison.
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Honestly these guys want concubines, which fine, but like you gotta pay.
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When I was 16 at peak ugliness (skinny fat with acne 2 friends only) playing dota2 with headphones (no music or any sound playing) I heard my older brother talking to his gf when he started talking poo poo about how I was a loser, had no friends and didn't like doing things with him. She said something along the lines "don't talk about him like that, poor thing" so he threw a last insult at me and said he isn't listening anyway, he has headphones on.
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quote:[Incel Theory] HITOT's Hypothetical System for Looksmatching Males to Females
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quote:reminder that 8/10 is world class male model. learn to rate lol
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Lol, it's literally "stable dating" algorithm with women's agency removed and replaced with a loving number.
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KillerJunglist posted:I also noticed that he demands the girl never had or will have contact with another man. How is that possible?! Someone who was abandoned on the doorstep of a nunnery in a basket. You know, the kind of stuff that happened several centuries ago, when incels would have all died of smallpox anyway.
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TastyAvocado posted:Looksmatching system Incels never want to admit it, but this system insinuates that at least one incel knows the truth - below-average-looking guys with good personalities have a serious advantage over average-looking guys with terrible personalities. This is because women in general are not nearly as shallow as incels are. This system is the incel's way of attempting to leverage his non-horrific looks while devaluing personality to zero, hoping he'll come out ahead by snagging an average-looking girl. She may or may not have a terrible personality, but who cares about the personality of a sex toy anyway.
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So nobody can ever get higher than an 8? Not sure what the point of that is
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:or just killed by some girls father for following her around and trying to get her alone once too often tbh Hence the importance of going after convent foundlings. They don't have fathers so it's all a win. The Marquis de Sade had a lot of victims who were raised in convents in his stories. I can't think of anyone else who did, though.
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That last one makes me think this is parody. I really hope that no one ever hopes to raise "fairy" daughters that would gently caress his troglodyte friends. Also, what the gently caress is a "Lolita build"? Does he literally mean a woman shaped like a little girl?
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mojo1701a posted:That last one makes me think this is parody. I really hope that no one ever hopes to raise "fairy" daughters that would gently caress his troglodyte friends. what else could he possibly mean. for either if you always assume they're advocating the grossest thing imaginable, you'll basically always be correct in r/incels
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Hobologist posted:Did anyone else notice that the non-fat black girl is at the very bottom of the list while the very fat white girl is just 2/3 from the top? They are also horribly racist. Keep up this is Incel 101 poo poo.
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