TRUMP257: An avalanche of horrific disasters

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white sauce: Apr 29, 2012; by R. Guyovich

Reality Winner posted:

people in puerto rico have already been blown away by the hurricane. please no more blowing.

Blowing dudes left and right

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gregday: May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/JaredRizzi/status/913485335623020545

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:29

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

white sauce posted:

Should I get a VA loan and get a house?

yes it's a really good benefit

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:29

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mormonpartyboat posted:

actually,

https://twitter.com/AaronBlake/status/913483710858657794
puerto ricans can also expect to drown in love and prayers, be starved of despair, and be baked alive in incubators at how many supplies are coming

im dyin

that phrasing

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:29

FabioClone: Oct 3, 2004; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

white sauce posted:

Should I get a VA loan and get a house?

sure, if you feel like it.

this choice has no cosmic significance, like all your life choices.

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:29

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

republicans might also get a fair amount of what they want with the stabilization bill possibly coming out tonight, but we'll probably get saved by the bad republicans in the house

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:29

alnilam: Nov 10, 2009

honestly if you're entertaining the idea of buy house, go read the op of the house buying thread in ummm bfc i think, it's a good op

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:30

Wraith of J.O.I.: Jan 25, 2012

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/JaredRizzi/status/913485335623020545

what about the EPA :thunk:

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:30

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/JaredRizzi/status/913485335623020545

Trump WH... good???

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:30

f#a#: Sep 6, 2004; I can't promise it will live up to the hype, but I tried my best.

I worked hard as hell to save up $20k for a downpayment on a house and a year later that had doubled in equity.

Houses...are good

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:30

white sauce: Apr 29, 2012; by R. Guyovich

euphronius posted:

you probably need somewhere to live

houses are nice places to live yes

The problem is I've lived in so many places and countries that idk where to settle 🤔

I wasn't even born in this country lol

What's the best place to buy a house

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GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

Q: Why is the president endorsing a bigot?
A: No Comment

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:30

FabioClone: Oct 3, 2004; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

can i come live in your house white sauce?

you kind of owe me for giving you good advice

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mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

god damnit

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:31

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

white sauce posted:

The problem is I've lived in so many places and countries that idk where to settle 🤔

I wasn't even born in this country lol

What's the best place to buy a house

college town or college small city in a state that voted for Clinton or obama

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:32

white sauce: Apr 29, 2012; by R. Guyovich

FabioClone posted:

can i come live in your house white sauce?

you kind of owe me for giving you good advice

All goons are welcome to Casa de White Sauce

Free weapons and survival training

Free weed

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:32

ded redd: Aug 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

Schnorkles posted:

republicans might also get a fair amount of what they want with the stabilization bill possibly coming out tonight, but we'll probably get saved by the bad republicans in the house

oh my god please tell me that isn't seriously being considered, lie to me schnorkles lie to me like one of your french whores

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:32

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

mormonpartyboat posted:

actually,

https://twitter.com/AaronBlake/status/913483710858657794
puerto ricans can also expect to drown in love and prayers, be starved of despair, and be baked alive in incubators at how many supplies are coming

so much blowing!
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:32

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

i live in a wonderful place that only gets me down when i wanna party but then I remember i'm in my 30s and go to bed at 10

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:33

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Office Pig posted:

oh my god please tell me that isn't seriously being considered, lie to me schnorkles lie to me like one of your french whores

Je suis le schnork

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:33

thrawn527: Mar 27, 2004; Thrawn/Pellaeon
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When asked why Trump thought he the votes on Healthcare, SHS said, "We have the votes on the substance, not on the process."

...what?

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:33

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Honestly I'm not sure what the "waivers" being discussed in the stabalization bill are, tbh. Until that becomes clear its tough to know how bad it is or isn't.

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euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

to be fair snckoles I'm prettt sure the Florida vote was hacked

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Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

thrawn527 posted:

When asked why Trump thought he the votes on Healthcare, SHS said, "We have the votes on the substance, not on the process."

...what?

right wing media can report that they have the votes now

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:34

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Alan Smithee posted:

imagine reading a baloogan post

no thank you

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Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

Alan Smithee posted:

imagine reading a baloogan post

peckerwood

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:35

thrawn527: Mar 27, 2004; Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Gringostar posted:

right wing media can report that they have the votes now

It's a complete nonsense sentence. Like, even if they didn't have a filibuster blocking them, they still wouldn't have 50 votes. I don't get it.

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:35

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Zeroisanumber posted:

Like a person who's been infected by a particular virulent cancer or aggressive parasite, being suddenly separated from Trump would leave me a drained husk with no idea how to live now that the fight is over.

id hide in the jungle and continue fighting until someone found a more powerful poster to come and tell me it was over

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mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

https://twitter.com/EvMason/status/913485985996054528

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:36

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Squizzle posted:

id hide in the jungle and continue fighting until someone found a more powerful poster to come and tell me it was over

same but the desert and i'd be dead before someone found me

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:36

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

the primary give from my knowledge from democrats is allowing copper plans into the market, which are 60% acturial cost plans that are really useful if you're in ur 20's or 30's and healthy!!

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:37

Star Phlatulence: Jan 14, 2006; by Cyrano4747; Bleak Gremlin

fyi all of C-SPAM should relocate to philly and buy houses on the cheap

i dunno where you live but it definitely sucks in comparison

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GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

She-Huck is such a loving rear end in a top hat

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:37

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Squizzle posted:

id hide in the jungle and continue fighting until someone found a more powerful poster to come and tell me it was over

"It's time Squizzle, time to come home.."

*dramatic music swells*

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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

thrawn527 posted:

Where on Earth do you live?

near any city with an economy

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:37

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

GobiasIndustries posted:

She-Huck is such a loving rear end in a top hat

yeah it owns a lot more than spicer

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Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

GobiasIndustries posted:

She-Huck is such a loving rear end in a top hat

Why

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Star Phlatulence: Jan 14, 2006; by Cyrano4747; Bleak Gremlin

sloppo posted:

fyi all of C-SPAM should relocate to philly and buy houses on the cheap

i dunno where you live but it definitely sucks in comparison

hmmm yea good idea sloppo

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:37

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

thrawn527 posted:

It's a complete nonsense sentence. Like, even if they didn't have a filibuster blocking them, they still wouldn't have 50 votes. I don't get it.

that's not meant for you

it's meant for people like hannity to claim fake news when people say they don't have the votes for healthcare since they just said they technically did

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Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

white sauce posted:

The problem is I've lived in so many places and countries that idk where to settle 🤔

I wasn't even born in this country lol

What's the best place to buy a house

come to philadelphia, home of many cspam posters

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:38

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