TRUMP257: An avalanche of horrific disasters

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jBrereton: May 30, 2013; Grimey Drawer

eonwe posted:

why cant the US start hiring shills to gently caress up Russia

Have u forgotten about the 1990s when the male life expectancy in Russia plummeted like 20 years b/c of this lol

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Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

Joementum posted:

starting to think this tom price guy might be corrupt

https://twitter.com/shani_o/status/913507421955424257

what ever happened to that investigation of his stock trading

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Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

wait a minute....
if we all just paid zero taxes.... we'd all be rich!!!

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Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

Shageletic posted:

what ever happened to that investigation of his stock trading

nothing matters

hth

piss tape is real

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Shageletic posted:

what ever happened to that investigation of his stock trading

he did an insider trading and no one cares, basically

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Good soup!: Nov 2, 2010

eonwe posted:

why cant the US start hiring shills to gently caress up Russia

i would be insanely all about that

the being hired to do that part

yeah tbh being a professional troll sounds awesome

# ? Sep 28, 2017 22:47

Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

Schnorkles posted:

Hatch is saying that he wants to keep the state/local deductions

rip tax plan u were too beautiful for this world rt if u cry every time

lol

uh

guys

guys what if we pass this

and all the voters who always used to get tax refunds start getting letters in 2018 saying they owe money with penalties

# ? Sep 28, 2017 22:48

boethius: Jul 10, 2001; Space bunnies have three ears

Nichael posted:

wait a minute....
if we all just paid zero taxes.... we'd all be rich!!!

what if... the government just gave us all a ton of money? Bing bong

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Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Shageletic posted:

what ever happened to that investigation of his stock trading

he's as blatantly guilty as the predisent's treasonous son, no one cares.

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Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

Nichael posted:

wait a minute....
if we all just paid zero taxes.... we'd all be rich!!!

norquist account spotted

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TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

Nichael posted:

wait a minute....
if we all just paid zero taxes.... we'd all be rich!!!

get our best tax people on the line!!

# ? Sep 28, 2017 22:48

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

boethius posted:

oh they're going to have a hell of a time crafting a bill that can pass

It's even more intractable than healthcare because you can lie about rates or coverage or whatever and people will nod along because they don't figure that poo poo out until they're lying in a recovery room with two limbs gone and a shattered spine and a $4,000,000 hospital bill. But if you say, "Well, our plan is to raise this rate and close this loophole" or whatever then any idiot with a pocket calculator can figure out if they're getting hosed in the rear end.

# ? Sep 28, 2017 22:48

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

mormonpartyboat posted:

wheres the ring

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Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

Zeroisanumber posted:

It's even more intractable than healthcare because you can lie about rates or coverage or whatever and people will nod along because they don't figure that poo poo out until they're lying in a recovery room with two limbs gone and a shattered spine and a $4,000,000 hospital bill. But if you say, "Well, our plan is to raise this rate and close this loophole" or whatever then any idiot with a pocket calculator can figure out if they're getting hosed in the rear end.

Republicans want to get hosed in the rear end.

# ? Sep 28, 2017 22:49

Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

the bitcoin of weed posted:

https://twitter.com/Mikel_Jollett/status/913501047020122112

oh word, the conman thief was lying??

Imagine if he resigns shortly after signing that into law

# ? Sep 28, 2017 22:49

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Zeroisanumber posted:

It's even more intractable than healthcare because you can lie about rates or coverage or whatever and people will nod along because they don't figure that poo poo out until they're lying in a recovery room with two limbs gone and a shattered spine and a $4,000,000 hospital bill. But if you say, "Well, our plan is to raise this rate and close this loophole" or whatever then any idiot with a pocket calculator can figure out if they're getting hosed in the rear end.

no one knows how to work a calculator in the bing bing bong bong escalator world, and even if you do, no one wants to hear it, NERD

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

boethius posted:

oh they're going to have a hell of a time crafting a bill that can pass

nothing they make will pass

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SHVPS4DETH: Mar 19, 2009; seen so much i'm going blind and i'm brain-dead virtually; Ramrod XTreme

Gringostar posted:

69

nice

Gringostar posted:

69

NICE

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brugroffil: Nov 30, 2015

Nonsense posted:

Republicans want to get hosed in the rear end.

not in the gay way though

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Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

brugroffil posted:

not in the gay way though

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navyjack: Jul 15, 2006

FabioClone posted:

How many of you are Russian bots?

I'm not a bot. I would tell you if I were.

You HAVE to tell if you were. it's like being a cop. That's state law!

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brugroffil: Nov 30, 2015

triple sulk posted:

nothing they make will pass

nothing matters is a universal principle.

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boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

now that republicans have everything the only thing they are accomplishing is showing people how lovely they are.

thanks that's my take on their tax plan.

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Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

brugroffil posted:

not in the gay way though

it's not gay if you pray it away :catholic:

# ? Sep 28, 2017 22:51

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

Nonsense posted:

Republicans want to get hosed in the rear end.

Republicans will take the tip if they think that they get to watch people who aren't like them take the whole hog. In this case they'd get the whole hog along with everyone else.

# ? Sep 28, 2017 22:51

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Schnorkles posted:

turtles thousand yard stare, the distinct knowledge that this happening and its all going to burn down around him

he knows

he knows

right, but check out barron's face as the dude swears his dad into office

he too is possessed with the knowing, and the ever present awareness that his dad is a senile sack o' poo poo

# ? Sep 28, 2017 22:52

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

right, but check out barron's face as the dude swears his dad into office

he too is possessed with the knowing, and the ever present awareness that his dad is a senile sack o' poo poo

Your bill went down in flames.

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Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

Zeroisanumber posted:

Republicans will take the tip if they think that they get to watch people who aren't like them take the whole hog. In this case they'd get the whole hog along with everyone else.

TRUMP I scream as I get cornholed without lube

# ? Sep 28, 2017 22:53

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

The wars of the future will not be fought on the battlefield or at sea. They will be fought with memes and shitposts, or possibly with shouting matches full of insane rhetoric. In either case, most of the actual fighting will be done by small robots. And as you go forth today remember always your duty is clear: To build and maintain those robots.

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