tacodaemon posted:

tacodaemon posted:

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

I mean this is a troll right satring these dudes?
Which one of you is this?
No one could be like this, this can't be true.
Which one of you did this!?
Also I need a new spork, the one you gave me in the bag split in the middle rendering it unusable. More napkins too please. And some ketchup.

Chokes McGee posted:

weird I thought toy dogs did that like five times a day

Ben Nerevarine posted:

Hold the roasties, please

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

I mean this is a troll right satring these dudes?
Which one of you is this?
No one could be like this, this can't be true.
Which one of you did this!?
Also I need a new spork, the one in the bag split in the middle rendering it unusable. More napkins too please. And some ketchup.

tacodaemon posted:

Filthy Hans posted:

There's no greater turnoff to an Incel than a woman who enjoys sex and has done so often, with as many partners as they liked

Weeping Wound posted:

* raises our children for us so I never have to speak to or interact with my free sex faerie daughters, whom I would also like to gently caress

tacodaemon posted:

Joementum posted:

nice

https://twitter.com/carriesymonds/status/913326646895300608

Gringostar posted:

also the human sacrificing vault

Filthy Hans posted:

There's no greater turnoff to an Incel than a woman who enjoys sex and has done so often, with as many partners as they liked

Nichael posted:

It's mystifying that they give a poo poo.

Nichael posted:

Duscat posted:

"snorlax futa cbt"*

The Snoo posted:

since i shouldn't wish death on ppl even if they're gross pieces of poo poo i guess i hope this person stubs their toe over and over forever

Ben Nerevarine posted:

Hold the roasties, please

Nichael posted:

It's mystifying that they give a poo poo.

Yandat posted:

i had more faith in lawful evil than it deserved

quote:

The past eight months of massive and avoidable failures have delivered such a devastating blow to Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell’s reputation for political savvy, it’s a wonder it ever existed at all.

So how did the Myth of McConnell get started in the first place? The story is one of cynicism, self-promotion and credulousness, born out of desperation for bipartisanship and craving for familiar roles in an era when American politics veered into uncharted territory.

For the uninitiated, the Myth goes something like this: A calculating Kentuckian, he sees three steps ahead while playing eight-dimensional chess on his solved Rubik’s cube with one hand, while using the other to hold an inside straight close to his vest, which is embroidered with Masonic secrets that only he can read and that unlock true mastery of the Senate, along with eternal enlightenment, for good measure.

In the Myth of McConnell, grand achievements are conjured out of last-minute, crisis-driven exercises in can-kicking—like extending the U.S. borrowing authority and government funding—all things that used to happen routinely before McConnell became leader of the Republican Caucus and unleashed his unique brand of unprecedented obstructionism on the Senate, manufacturing the very crises that made the last-minute deals necessary. Meanwhile, humdrum political events, like winning reelection in a deep red state in a strong year for Republicans—as McConnell did in 2014—are recast as achievements of Machiavellian brilliance.

If any believers in the Myth remain after the brutal week McConnell just endured, which capped off an unbelievably brutal eight months, they should take this challenge: Name one major legislative accomplishment to McConnell’s credit over the more than 30 years he has been in the Senate. (Last minute deals don’t count.)

You can’t do it:

Mayor Dave posted:

Wow incels really hate arbys

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

the whole thing is this nightmare rabbit hole that just gets worse the more you know

Ben Nerevarine posted:

by explaining it you make fools of us both, op

Shugojin posted:

it's almost like being a forever virgin is his fault

tacodaemon posted:

Reality Winner posted:

https://twitter.com/ChipHinkleman/status/913504245873291265

Mayor Dave posted:

Wow incels really hate arbys

Real hurthling! posted:

idk guys scalise looks pretty happy almost like he dick and balls maybe work?

cumshitter posted:

im so horny i could gently caress at arbys

SKULL.GIF posted:

sex robots are going to be such a blessing for people like this, at least until they develop sapiency and choke the life out of these incels

which honestly is probably a blessing too

quote:

It was a deeply cynical move, but cynicism is the lifeblood of McConnell’s career. There is no better example than this: When McConnell was a child, the March of Dimes helped him overcome polio. It’s a touching story McConnell told on the Senate floor and in his recent memoir; reporters often use it as a humanizing anecdote in profiles.

But when the March of Dimes came out against McConnell’s health care plan for the express reason that it would hurt their ability to help disadvantaged kids,like McConnell had been decades ago, how did he respond to the organization that saved his life? He refused to meet with them.