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facialimpediment posted:Derrrrrrrrrp This was by far the best response: 
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Sep 28, 2017 21:13
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https://twitter.com/ShaunKing/status/913420254394634240
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Sep 28, 2017 21:41
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A school in a more diverse setting isn't going to get away with that.
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Sep 28, 2017 21:43
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Somewhere an ACLU lawyer just got a semi
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Sep 28, 2017 21:44
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That's my city  I'll be one of the cops working the next Parkway HS football game. We've been specifically advised not to interfere with any player protest, unless somebody turns it violent. I honestly hope they kneel, this is bullshit.
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Sep 28, 2017 21:49
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A high school in Louisiana is doing this? Well I for one, am SHOCKED.
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Sep 28, 2017 21:53
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Oh good this motherfucker is going to pay up: https://twitter.com/finnygo/status/913503846558834695 HEY WAIT A loving MINUTE https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/913504369345261570 loving scumbag. https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/913501946400661504
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Sep 28, 2017 21:54
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facialimpediment posted:Oh good this motherfucker is going to pay up: https://twitter.com/finnygo/status/913503846558834695
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Sep 28, 2017 21:59
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John Morgan was talking poo poo via facebook today. Was like "tom you're worth 13m just fork over the money and go on with your day"
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Sep 28, 2017 22:02
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tastefully arranged labia posted:Somewhere an ACLU lawyer just got a semi And god bless them, some of the funniest poo poo I've ever seen IRL was my own hick-rear end school district getting sued into oblivion for holding a mandatory assembly at an elementary school for the christian rap stylings of B-SHOC, featuring such educational hits as "Christ-like Cruisin", "Hellicopter" and "Jesus Lean". Why do you care about any of this? B-SHOC was formerly known as Da Flame. My hometown unironically rent itself in twain and left still unhealed wounds in the fabric of it's delicate social web, over none other than the world famous
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shame on an IGA posted:And god bless them, some of the funniest poo poo I've ever seen IRL was my own hick-rear end school district getting sued into oblivion for holding a mandatory assembly at an elementary school for the christian rap stylings of B-SHOC, featuring such educational hits as "Christ-like Cruisin", "Hellicopter" and "Jesus Lean". there's so much going on in this post...
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Sep 28, 2017 22:05
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My middle school let the Gideons position themselves between us and the school buses one time so they could hand out New Testaments. I have no idea how that was legal or allowed. This was a solidly blue area of a solidly blue state too.
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Sep 28, 2017 22:08
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My suburban midwest GOP-run area school was surprisingly normal about it all. There was maybe one instance of us being forced to go to a motivational speaker group, which stayed seculare until like minute 50 of a one hour presentation where suddenly they were like "and all that's cause of OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIIIIIIIST!!!" They were a bunch of dudes who did feats of strength like plowing through two dozen pre-scored bricks after having some high schooler smash at the normal bricks to no avail. You could see the scoring lines from like the 15th row of the auditorium. Also for like a decade after they'd stopped having prayer at graduation, they had prayer services for the honors student recognition banquet, but then we dumb honors students just cited a bunch of case law and sent it to the principal, who was like "you're right!" and didn't even begin to fight it. It made the evangelical VP break down and cry though when she invited people to do something like "contemplate or pray as your beliefs allow" before the dinner, and most people just kept talking.
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shame on an IGA posted:And god bless them, some of the funniest poo poo I've ever seen IRL was my own hick-rear end school district getting sued into oblivion for holding a mandatory assembly at an elementary school for the christian rap stylings of B-SHOC, featuring such educational hits as "Christ-like Cruisin", "Hellicopter" and "Jesus Lean". You're from Toccoa? Or was B-SHOC just "on tour"?
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WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:You're from Toccoa? Or was B-SHOC just "on tour"? He gets around. https://www.aclu.org/cases/anderson-v-chesterfield-county-school-district
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Sep 28, 2017 22:22
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Casimir Radon posted:A school in a more diverse setting isn't going to get away with that. Bossier City, LA is pretty drat diverse.
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Sep 28, 2017 22:23
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shame on an IGA posted:He gets around. I wonder what ever happened to those geniuses of rhyme.
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Sep 28, 2017 22:24
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mlmp08 posted:My suburban midwest GOP-run area school was surprisingly normal about it all. There was maybe one instance of us being forced to go to a motivational speaker group, which stayed seculare until like minute 50 of a one hour presentation where suddenly they were like "and all that's cause of OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIIIIIIIST!!!" They were a bunch of dudes who did feats of strength like plowing through two dozen pre-scored bricks after having some high schooler smash at the normal bricks to no avail. You could see the scoring lines from like the 15th row of the auditorium.
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Sep 28, 2017 22:25
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Casimir Radon posted:Should have screamed "HAAAAILLL SAAATAANN!!!" and smashed their pre-scored bricks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBKDhJYNg4Q
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Sep 28, 2017 22:28
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mlmp08 posted:My suburban midwest GOP-run area school was surprisingly normal about it all. There was maybe one instance of us being forced to go to a motivational speaker group, which stayed seculare until like minute 50 of a one hour presentation where suddenly they were like "and all that's cause of OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIIIIIIIST!!!" They were a bunch of dudes who did feats of strength like plowing through two dozen pre-scored bricks after having some high schooler smash at the normal bricks to no avail. You could see the scoring lines from like the 15th row of the auditorium. OOOOH SHIIIT THE POWER TEAM!!!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAkN1G-wC4E These fucks came to my tiny private christian school in the late 80's. One of 'em got arrested for drunk and disorderly afterwards at the local 24 hr diner. Good times.
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Sep 28, 2017 22:30
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Our motivational speaker was a dude who was previously in the mob or something that basically yelled at us for an hour to get our degrees and not to gently caress around with drugs, crime or women. Also he got derailed for like 10 minutes talking about how some kid understood what respect really meant because the kid walked in late and said excuse me to the guy as he took his seat. It was the weirdest poo poo.
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Sep 28, 2017 22:31
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Hey NSA Wizard, are you married to Amtrak Witch? https://twitter.com/MuckRock/status/913424838496280578 https://www.muckrock.com/news/archives/2015/mar/19/amtrak-lounge-car-complaints/ All of that redaction is over a request for two years of Amtrak Lounge Car complaints. Edit: our motivational speaker was some auto mechanic shop owner dude who told us about hard work. He also got flustered on stage and said "poo poo" a few times so everyone laughed like hell. I remember the principal being irritated after.
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Sep 28, 2017 22:32
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ha ha god drat you can see where he cut the bricks
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Sep 28, 2017 22:36
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Handsome Ralph posted:Our motivational speaker was a dude who was previously in the mob or something that basically yelled at us for an hour to get our degrees and not to gently caress around with drugs, crime or women. Respect is a big deal in the mob, don't throw out the baby with the dishwater.
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Sep 28, 2017 22:39
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Goddamn that is funny. I did martial arts stuff for 3 or 4 years in high school and a little in college and for tests, etc., it was all pretty standardized. But often at tournaments, they'd have these big demonstrations to amp up whatever school it was before they started the tournaments. My favorite were the guys who'd put out a shitload of bricks, then light them on fire, then wander around and try to amp up the tension, then maybe some more fire, and so on until the bricks were just loving wrecked before attempting the break. Well, and the guy who said he could control bleeding through the power of his mind while having weights hung from his arms. If you stab the right part with a skewer, there's basically zero blood while the skewer is in, and almost none once it's out. His assistant must have hit something bad, cause he was bleeding like a stuck pig and clearly in agony. I'm glad my studio was pretty much just about discipline, working out, learning forms, and fighting, as opposed to the big flashy bullshit.
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Sep 28, 2017 22:41
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i liked the real tough bodybuilders who would come to school with an anti drinking/drug campaign and they would bend metal bars and blow up balloons that "if that air shoots back into his lungs, his lungs will explode!" and one guy would tell a story about how someone he knew went out drinking and got hammered (or did some meth or some poo poo) and drove home. and when we woke up the next morning and went outside there was a child's head stuck in the grill of his car. anybody ever see them? what was their little group called?
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Sep 28, 2017 22:46
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Don't remember their name but I saw a group that was certainly analogous to yours out at the bull barn in hereford tx when i was a little kid.
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Sep 28, 2017 22:48
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My personal worst speaker was a vietnam vet heavy on the jesus with a side of scared straight and riffed on how much he wanted to kill himself every time The Deer Hunter came on TV 7 or 8 different times. He briefly made me want to be a network executive.
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Sep 28, 2017 22:56
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my school had montel williams way before he was famous
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Sep 28, 2017 23:03
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shame on an IGA posted:And god bless them, some of the funniest poo poo I've ever seen IRL was my own hick-rear end school district getting sued into oblivion for holding a mandatory assembly at an elementary school for the christian rap stylings of B-SHOC, featuring such educational hits as "Christ-like Cruisin", "Hellicopter" and "Jesus Lean".
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Sep 28, 2017 23:07
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I had the "my buddy sold drugs and I watched him get his head exploded" guy at my school. He was cool.
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Sep 28, 2017 23:49
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dubzee posted:OOOOH SHIIIT THE POWER TEAM!!!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGeY8osZEo4 GAY! LORD'S! FOOOOORRRRCE! Radical 90s Wizard fucked around with this message at 23:52 on Sep 28, 2017 |
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Casimir Radon posted:Should have screamed "HAAAAILLL SAAATAANN!!!" and smashed their pre-scored bricks. There were three people here in campus center on Tuesday town-crying about how Jesus saves and we're all sinners and autism is causes by masturbation etc. Like it varied from annoying to insulting. I don't know how they were allowed to do that. Some enterprising student got a fat sharpie and a cardboard sheet and wrote "HAIL SATAN, LIVE FREE" and stood up next to them and started trying to out yell them. Drew quite a crowd.
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The best one from my school was the dude in his early 20s who gave an impassioned speech that put everyone on the verge of tears about how his brother's drinking and....pornography lead him down the path that resulted in his death by traffic accident. Only afterward was everyone like "that was weird as gently caress" or at least I was. Also we had some dude who got a silver star for like jumping on a grenade and covering it with his helmet or something. He told an entire auditorium of middle and high schoolers about having to double tap wounded drugged up Iraqi insurgents. I wish I could remember his name, I'm pretty sure he had written a book about his experiences. It sounds like something I loving dreamed up in retrospect but I'm 95% sure I'm remembering it correctly.
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A guy in my grade, who I knew a little bit, fell asleep at the wheel and got in a terrible wreck that almost killed him. He was pulled from a burning vehicle and afterward, supposedly, they couldn't figure out how anyone opened his door. Ergo, Jesus. After a couple questions from the student body about how this changed his life (jesus), someone was like "what about all the people that die" and then it was classic "we're out of time, back to class" mode.
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M_Gargantua posted:There were three people here in campus center on Tuesday town-crying about how Jesus saves and we're all sinners and autism is causes by masturbation etc. Like it varied from annoying to insulting. I don't know how they were allowed to do that. I remember people doing poo poo like that all the time when I was in college. Like, dude I'm just trying to get to class, you ain't impressing anyone trying to edgelord the dumbass preachers.
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Sep 29, 2017 00:16
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I think the only thing that will make me stop and watch while I'm walking across campus is if another University employee self-immolates
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Sep 29, 2017 00:23
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A guy in my grade school grew up to shoot Ronald Reagan. What do I win?
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Mr. Mambold posted:A guy in my grade school grew up to shoot Ronald Reagan. What do I win? Eternal poor aim.
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