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euphronius posted:this is literally the worst tweet ever made Hold my 🍺
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yup affluenza
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Yandat posted:i don't take ambien but last week my roommate woke me up at 2am to tell me there was someone he didn't know in his room, like some stranger was creeping around in his bedroom and was in his bed. so i had to get out of bed and go check it out and his lights were on and the cat was sleeping on his bed. now that was the ambien walrus. i tucked him in reminds me of the time i was funemployed and binging on experimental entheogens and got my first ever taste of psychosis, thankfully i was still with it enough 2 catch myself and go straight 2 bed for 15hrs
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triple sulk posted:tim and eric doesnt get enuf love in cspam people will be studying dr. brule and spaghett in a hundred years
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"heck of job, Donny" - said imaginary phone caller who only existed in the presidents demendtsd mind
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kenny rogers roasties
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Mariana Horchata posted:*tabs out 2 search ebay* Make sure to get a color that matches your gun nutz.
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https://twitter.com/JucheMane/status/913382684797341697 *taps out pipe* time was, a man could be a heightcel and also be a respected member of the community
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Evil_Greven posted:Are you sure that you don't have narcolepsy? no i do not have narcolepsy. i would also be found sitting on the edge my bed, asleep and drooling if that doesn't dserve a TRUMP u dunno what does
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I don't know if it is sleep paralysis.. probably not. But I have vivid nightmares once in a while where I am sorta awake. Usually it's some huge spider (like 5 foot or whatever) crawling on the ceiling. I would usually jump out of bed and run to safety. There it takes like 5min to convince myself that no, there are 5 foot spider / cockroach hybrids crawling on the ceiling. It's just weird. Being able to 'respond' makes it much better than actually lying there and not being able to move
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Duscat posted:longterm sleep apnea is also terrible for your mental health and your basic ability at the brainthinkings so defs worth checking There's an app on Android called "sleep as an droid" where you leave your phone on the mattress while you sleep and it monitors your sounds and movement while you sleep
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Also everyone talking about dreams is depressing, I rarely recall dreaming.
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:colder? its been hotter than fukken summer so far In your area. Here its dropped to a comfy 50 with perpetual rain This years been fun for weather, with the East coast turning into the tropics, the front range turning into the pacific northwest, and the pacific northwest turning into mordor.
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lmao if that is real
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yeah i always downgrade the electric seats to steam powered seats
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:https://twitter.com/JucheMane/status/913382684797341697 lmfao wtf did i just read
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Mayor Dave posted:lmao if that is real of course it is
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Nichael posted:Donny & Eric Awesome Administration Great Job
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Tom Gorman posted:yo i just ate 15 white castles and no shti i'm a little dizzy and my vision is hosed up trump
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Agean90 posted:In your area. Here its dropped to a comfy 50 with perpetual rain the world today just nuts
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Evil_Greven posted:Also everyone talking about dreams is depressing, I rarely recall dreaming. good for you I spend tt first 4-5 hours of every day processing my hosed up dreams
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Mayor Dave posted:lmao if that is real ill have you know affluenza is a real struggle
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Evil_Greven posted:Also everyone talking about dreams is depressing, I rarely recall dreaming. attain severe depression and force yourself to constantly sleep in short intervals even when you aren't tired, i guarantee you'll get those dreams
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Bear Retrieval Unit posted:Make sure to get a color that matches your gun nutz. AS SEEN ON TV: Steve Scalise's Gone Nutz 
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:https://twitter.com/JucheMane/status/913382684797341697 i hate older women, younger women, and women in my age group, for some reason i cannot find a date
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triple sulk posted:tim and eric doesnt get enuf love in cspam 
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Every time I speak of the haters and losers of Puerto Rico I do so with great love and affection. They cannot help the fact that their country was hosed up!
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Sep 29, 2017 01:28
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Evil_Greven posted:Are you sure that you don't have narcolepsy? sleep apnea stops you breathing during the night, so you wake up and start breathing again. this happens multiple times over the night, so you never get the good, deep level sleep you need. So you're just super tired all the time. eventually you get so tired that when you stop breathing you don't wake up
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Hope his next flight gets 9/11'd into a trump hotel.
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Agrajag posted:ill have you know affluenza is a real struggle 
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Mariana Horchata posted:AS SEEN ON TV: Steve Scalise's Gone Nutz cause he nuts r gone!
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Yinlock posted:i hate older women, younger women, and women in my age group, for some reason i cannot find a date oh and im hung up on how short i am
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my Fitbit shows deep sleep in the normal range so probably not alpnia
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Whats a better container than "sack" to describe how lovely Price is Price is a pocket dimension of poo poo?
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Evil_Greven posted:Also everyone talking about dreams is depressing, I rarely recall dreaming. my dreams are also extremely depressing because it's always just boring real-life poo poo for real, the last week i've dreamt about sitting at the dmv waiting for my number to be called, buying new tires and having to decide between cheap ones that will wear out quickly but are within my budget or high-quality ones that i can only afford if i skip lunch for the month, waiting for the microwave burrito to finish heating up, and looking at paint swatches for my dad's upcoming remodel
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