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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

he'll rekindle all the dreams
it took you a lifetime to destroy
he'll reach deep into the hole
heal your shrinking soul

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Agrajag posted:

cause he nuts r gone!

:cb:

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

ex post facho posted:

Whats a better container than "sack" to describe how lovely Price is

Price is a pocket dimension of poo poo?

Sack is pretty good I think.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

euphronius posted:

my Fitbit shows deep sleep in the normal range so probably not alpnia

alpina? i like your taste

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

ex post facho posted:

Whats a better container than "sack" to describe how lovely Price is

Price is a pocket dimension of poo poo?

portable bhole

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

mormonpartyboat posted:

he'll rekindle all the dreams
it took you a lifetime to destroy
he'll reach deep into the hole
heal your shrinking soul

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEsFQyTvBc4

:coffeepal:

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Guy Goodbody posted:

sleep apnea stops you breathing during the night, so you wake up and start breathing again. this happens multiple times over the night, so you never get the good, deep level sleep you need. So you're just super tired all the time. eventually you get so tired that when you stop breathing you don't wake up

literally suffocating from being too fat

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MIK7bb69xk

THS
Sep 15, 2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSwqnR327fk

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Duscat posted:

yeah this is something a snake person would come up with, never having lived in a house or apartment they didn't have to share with at least three other people

use it outside, come to the sudden realization that it's not even slightly waterproof

Evil_Greven
Feb 20, 2007

Whadda I got to,
whadda I got to do
to wake ya up?

To shake ya up,
to break the structure up!?

Guy Goodbody posted:

sleep apnea stops you breathing during the night, so you wake up and start breathing again. this happens multiple times over the night, so you never get the good, deep level sleep you need. So you're just super tired all the time. eventually you get so tired that when you stop breathing you don't wake up

That part I know about with sleep apnea.

The sudden falling asleep in weird places or while doing things I associated more with narcolepsy.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Baloogan posted:

uh

this is really loving good
like professional level good

it suddenly occurs to me that i cant post any cool pixel art i find itt or else people will think i did it

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
My dreams are usually low-level dream-logic action movies, like I'm in a low speed car chase or trying to run from spies without letting anyone know what's going on

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Guy Goodbody posted:

sleep apnea stops you breathing during the night, so you wake up and start breathing again. this happens multiple times over the night, so you never get the good, deep level sleep you need. So you're just super tired all the time. eventually you get so tired that when you stop breathing you don't wake up

when i had my sleep study done, i think they recorded 80+ times i stopped breathing

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.



I have a shy bladder and planesomnia

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Mayor Dave posted:

my dreams are also extremely depressing because it's always just boring real-life poo poo

for real, the last week i've dreamt about sitting at the dmv waiting for my number to be called, buying new tires and having to decide between cheap ones that will wear out quickly but are within my budget or high-quality ones that i can only afford if i skip lunch for the month, waiting for the microwave burrito to finish heating up, and looking at paint swatches for my dad's upcoming remodel

drat livin on the edge

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Unperson_47 posted:

when i had my sleep study done, i think they recorded 80+ times i stopped breathing

one is too many, imo

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

literally suffocating from being too fat

hell yeah

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

literally suffocating from being too fat

actually that's not always true

sometimes alcoholics gently caress up their mouth/throat and suffocate that way too

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-ahhhhhhhhhhaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh...

:sg:

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

mormonpartyboat posted:

paging splorkles

*crashes through the ceiling, rolls down several flights of stairs*

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
ive got sexlepsia

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

euphronius posted:

when I sleep on my back I have nightmares

that's actually your opportunity to master lucid dreaming and create tulpas and go on dream-quests and poo poo

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

Mariana Horchata posted:

AS SEEN ON TV: Steve Scalise's Gone Nutz :siren:

That Robocop remake scene where Robocop shoots a bunch of rapists dicks off but they're all Steve Scalise.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

literally suffocating from being too fat

I mean, the dude in this thread has sleep apnea so I was trying to be tactful and not bring that up

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

triple sulk posted:

tim and eric doesnt get enuf love in cspam


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEHo8mEdLlI

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Relevant Tangent posted:

that's actually your opportunity to master lucid dreaming and create tulpas and go on dream-quests and poo poo

I can do that once in awhile

but then you wake up and have to drive to work

https://twitter.com/foxnewspoll/status/913546363815706624

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Evil_Greven posted:

That part I know about with sleep apnea.

The sudden falling asleep in weird places or while doing things I associated more with narcolepsy.

narcolepsy is when you can be suddenly surprised into immediately passing out

one of the tests for it is showing you something funny and seeing if your legs start to go out

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

https://twitter.com/JucheMane/status/913382684797341697

*taps out pipe*

time was, a man could be a heightcel and also be a respected member of the community

Im 6'3" due to proper nutrition bithc

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
sleep apnea?

more like sleep (erection)

Evil_Greven
Feb 20, 2007

Whadda I got to,
whadda I got to do
to wake ya up?

To shake ya up,
to break the structure up!?
Speaking of sleeping, apparently people used to sleep twice in a night... you see references to 'first sleep' or 'second sleep' commonly in literature.

It seems this might be a thing that people used to do, sleep for 4-6hrs upon nightfall, wake up to stoke the fire, sleep again until sunrise.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/913562223934627842

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Abel Wingnut posted:

what about this: i get sleep paralysis whenever i sleep on my left side. this has been going on for years. it doesn't always happen, but usually.

am i hosed?

that means you're the evil twin

if you do not have a twin, you absorbed him or her in the womb

Evil_Greven
Feb 20, 2007

Whadda I got to,
whadda I got to do
to wake ya up?

To shake ya up,
to break the structure up!?

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

narcolepsy is when you can be suddenly surprised into immediately passing out

one of the tests for it is showing you something funny and seeing if your legs start to go out

Wait what?

People with narcolepsy are like fainting goats?

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


triple sulk posted:

tim and eric doesnt get enuf love in cspam

tim, eric, and gregg turkington are the most astute cultural commentators of our time

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



H.P. Hovercraft posted:

actually that's not always true

sometimes alcoholics gently caress up their mouth/throat and suffocate that way too

i was a fatass then but i also had the swine flu tha tput me into a coma for 3 weeks. oddly enough the coma dreams were mostly good. i was always dreaming that my dog that had died 3 years before was still alive and i was super depressed when i woke up and realized that nope, he was still gone

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

euphronius posted:

My age like 6-12 was dominated by night terrors

Still have flashbacks

Those are stuff you didn't deal with trying to confront you.
F a c e t o s k u l l

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

:cheerdoge:

they did this super good set on KCRW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onbC5Ny3tUc

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

narcolepsy is when you can be suddenly surprised into immediately passing out

one of the tests for it is showing you something funny and seeing if your legs start to go out

I heard a thing on the radio about a dude with narcolepsy who would go to sleep if he got too emotional. So his kids made a game of it where they would try to say that they love him in such a moving way he would fall asleep

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white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

ex post facho posted:

Whats a better container than "sack" to describe how lovely Price is

Price is a pocket dimension of poo poo?

He's a poo poo bird

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