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El Cid
Mar 17, 2005

What good is power when you're too wise to use it?
Grimey Drawer

Skeleton Ape posted:

Dip is pretty popular where I am. I had a roommate who would fill empty Coke bottles to the top with his spit and leave them in random places, it was really gross.

I still remember waking up every morning in my freshman year of college to the brown shimmer of the sun rising and shining through my roommates dip spit bottles.

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Escape Addict
Jan 25, 2012

YOSPOS
My uncle used to chew Red Man a lot. I think it was because he was a baseball coach and there used to be a strong association between baseball and chewing tobacco. In his day, all the baseball players chewed it.

He used to buy me Big League Chew so I could be like him:

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

My work had to ban dipping because people were leaving their spit bottles on their forklifts.

I live in Kentucky, BTW.

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

"How can we get these millennials to remember to jack off? they gently caress up so much else"
"children's cartoons seem to do the trick"

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

At least the pop culture references for sex week at my school don't involve an anthro kangaroo child. Like their panel called What What (In the Butt).

the popular kids
Dec 27, 2010

Time for some thrilling heroics.

Escape Addict posted:

My uncle used to chew Red Man a lot. I think it was because he was a baseball coach and there used to be a strong association between baseball and chewing tobacco. In his day, all the baseball players chewed it.

He used to buy me Big League Chew so I could be like him:



Oooooooh.

Oh.

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

Big league chew was actually invented by a baseball player as an alternative to chewing tobacco, not to promote it. :eng101:

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!
A friend spotted this in the wild last night:

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

BaronVonVaderham posted:

A friend spotted this in the wild last night:



He didn't bring his pillow wife to the bar?
*Japanese word for shameful*

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

Alessandro Michele is wonderful

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Haverchuck posted:

I think it might be a shower curtain

I was thinking fitted bed sheet.

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

BaronVonVaderham posted:

A friend spotted this in the wild last night:



I've seen this before and all I can imagine is that the people who own it are also the proud owners of those anime totally-not-kiddie porn tattoos in the Tasteless Tattoos thread.

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


The only time I see those things in the wild is at conventions, and they're treated as just as creepy there as they are anywhere else, you just don't get told to leave.

Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot

how do you know my nickname?!?!

SantaJesus
Sep 29, 2008
So are they Loli faces and not just 'regular' hentai faces or something?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

SantaJesus posted:

So are they Loli faces and not just 'regular' hentai faces or something?

There's a difference?

SantaJesus
Sep 29, 2008
Well one of those I would* wear ironically**



*I wouldn't

**Around friends, for an hour max

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

SantaJesus posted:

Well one of those I would* wear ironically**



*I wouldn't

**Around friends, for an hour max

The AUG is coming from inside the thread.

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



Labes for days posted:

I've seen this before and all I can imagine is that the people who own it are also the proud owners of those anime totally-not-kiddie porn tattoos in the Tasteless Tattoos thread.

The interesting part is those shirts start out blank and the faces only appear after you jerk it to their manga

SantaJesus
Sep 29, 2008

Shrapnig posted:

The AUG is coming from inside the thread.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless


The man on the right was Prime Minister of Belgium for nine years. How can a suit that looks expensive fit so badly?

(Obligatory tired joke: One of the rare pictures where the British guy has better teeth.)

Sic Semper Goon
Mar 1, 2015

Eu tu?

:zaurg:

Switchblade Switcharoo

Wheat Loaf posted:



The man on the right was Prime Minister of Belgium for nine years. How can a suit that looks expensive fit so badly?

(Obligatory tired joke: One of the rare pictures where the British guy has better teeth.)

Because it appears to be made out of a polyester/vinyl mixture?

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Trauma Dog 3000 posted:

how do you know my nickname?!?!

He said "sex week" not "sex weak"

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Avenging_Mikon posted:

He said "sex week" not "sex weak"

:iceburn:

polishthunder84
Jul 29, 2014

You feel it too, don't you?

Wheat Loaf posted:



The man on the right was Prime Minister of Belgium for nine years. How can a suit that looks expensive fit so badly?

(Obligatory tired joke: One of the rare pictures where the British guy has better teeth.)

thought he was Kiefer Sutherland with a bad part and fake teeth

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Jerry Cotton posted:

There's a difference?

The former means they're a pedophile while the latter means people will just assume they are.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Dennis Reynolds?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

It's a brushtail possum you moron

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Picnic Princess posted:

It's a brushtail possum you moron

This is not a good post.

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Nope, sorry, this guy rules.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Skeleton Ape posted:

This is not a good post.

I did not come here to post good.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

grittyreboot posted:

My work had to ban dipping because people were leaving their spit bottles on their forklifts.

I live in Kentucky, BTW.

Do you work at Home Depot in Louisville? I worked there for 7 years and found so many loving dip bottles on forklifts.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

grittyreboot posted:

My work had to ban dipping because people were leaving their spit bottles on their forklifts.

I live in Kentucky, BTW.


10 Beers posted:

Do you work at Home Depot in Louisville? I worked there for 7 years and found so many loving dip bottles on forklifts.

The South? Check.
Forklift? Check.
Dip spit bottles all around? Check.

Based on the evidence, dude probably worked at a Golden Corral or an IHOP.

Yeah, there are some humongous mofos at Golden Corral and IHOP

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

10 Beers posted:

Do you work at Home Depot in Louisville? I worked there for 7 years and found so many loving dip bottles on forklifts.

I work at UPS so you get a lot of guys from Bullitt County where that kinda stuff is acceptable.

Someone left a half eaten sandwich on the seat once. They apparently sat on it, because it was mashed into the upholstery.

We also had a box of vibrators bust open once. I think my old lady coworker was playing a joke on me because she kept innocently asking what they were.

grittyreboot has a new favorite as of 03:28 on Sep 29, 2017

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Did this gentleman receive the National Order of the Legion of Honor for his services to cheese? Because that would be the Frenchest thing ever.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

AlbieQuirky posted:

Did this gentleman receive the National Order of the Legion of Honor for his services to cheese? Because that would be the Frenchest thing ever.

Gotta admit, that cheese does look good.

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du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO
re: dipchat: I was able to quit smoking by replacing it with dip (though eventually went back). It's really really gross, yes, but at least you don't feel like you're gonna die going up 2 flights of stairs w\ 10 years of tar in your lungs.

I'm sure it's just as bad as smoking, but you don't smell like cigarette smoke afterward and you don't get winded carrying something 20 feet or whatever.

Yes I definitely do the bottle thing, but my preferred method is a solo cup + wadded napkins - that way if you knock it over the spit doesn't dribble out.

I also live in Los Angeles and am literally the only person I have ever seen chewing tobacco or buying dip here.

e: but I'm not an rear end in a top hat w/r/t the bottle thing - I throw it away, and would never leave it hanging around for someone to mistake for something else. it IS a disgusting habit but that said Copenhagen is delicious and don't even get me started on the unfortunately named Red Man

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