TRUMP257: An avalanche of horrific disasters

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Martin BadClixx: Jul 14, 2012; ^{dada stijl}

Mariana Horchata posted:

next drug reform push imho: legalize everything and just regulate things accordingly

like if u want to cope smack u have 2 basically go thru the methadone clinic experience which is bleak and dehumanizing af. And if i want pure MDMA or LSD made domestically in an ISO 9001 compliant labrotory then i will be able to not only buy it but add it to my Amazon wishlist.

Word.

Altough maybe stuff like smack is a bit too much? Otoh, if that is too much I don't know where to draw fhe line.

Just don't touch the x pls

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punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

i sleep ok

# ? Sep 29, 2017 02:54

Broken Box: Jan 29, 2009

tacodaemon posted:

COMING UP at 10:30pm eastern/7:30pm pacific on NITE CREW TV -- the first couple episodes of the quasi-educational early 80s TV show Voyagers!

Handsome, strong-jawed Phineas Bogg (Jon-Erik Hexum) is an 18th century sea pirate who has been recruited to work as a Voyager, traveling through time to fix problems in history! Due to a wacky misadventure he finds himself accompanied by 12-year-old '80s NYC orphan Jeffrey Jones (Meeno Peluce), whose status as a history-class nerd in school makes him invaluable once Bogg accidentally loses the book that was meant to tell him how history was supposed to go!

Nite Crew will present Voyagers! in living color on NITE CREW TV

heck yeah

# ? Sep 29, 2017 02:54

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

YOU A loving HAT posted:

"I'M IN THIS PART OF TOWN BECAUSE I ASSUME THE AFTRICAN-AMERICANS HAVE DRUGS.

NOT IN A RACIST WAY, MIND YOU"

*sees a flag on a car and quickly kneels*

OH NOBODY ELSE IS KNEELING? I ASSUMED THIS WAS SOMETHING WE ALL DID

# ? Sep 29, 2017 02:54

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

the way jon-erik hexum died

would've been prevented with more guns

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon-Erik_Hexum#Death

# ? Sep 29, 2017 02:54

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

YOU A loving HAT posted:

i hope they were in the same meal

my fave philly snack is just the fact that you can get cheesesteak eggrolls from any Chinese place within city limits and in much of Delco

i wish. still though, kittens while picking up weed cannot be beat

I talked to some dude in philly whose biggest issue is chinese places being open past midnight because all the drug dealers pop in them to be out of site of cops for the deals. His solution? close all the chinese restaurants

# ? Sep 29, 2017 02:55

Pidgin Englishman: Apr 30, 2007; If you shoot
you better hit your mark

Thatim posted:

That was a Stephen king reference you heathens

Who? He sounds very white :ohdear:

# ? Sep 29, 2017 02:55

Uncle Wemus: Mar 4, 2004

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/GregStohr/status/913395712766996482

get ready for National right to work

# ? Sep 29, 2017 02:55

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

the funniest thing about coming back to watching a few NFL games after years of not paying attention to the wider league is that, as is always the case, it's the same pool of coaches just being switched around.

# ? Sep 29, 2017 02:56

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

lmao the line was already filled to inventory

# ? Sep 29, 2017 02:56

YOU A FUCKING HAT: Jun 7, 1979; I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH

Yinlock posted:

*sees a flag on a car and quickly kneels*

OH NOBODY ELSE IS KNEELING? I ASSUMED THIS WAS SOMETHING WE ALL DID

I'm "DOWN TO CLOWN" IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, FELLOW WEED-SMOKERS

WHAT DOES 'CLOWN' MEAN IN THIS CONTEXT, THOUGH

# ? Sep 29, 2017 02:56

UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
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Al! posted:

# ? Sep 29, 2017 02:56

Jazerus: May 24, 2011

Squizzle posted:

i sleep in a stone sarcophagus while a cantor leads the faithful in the chanting reqd to preserve my lifeforce thru my spiritual journey into the subtle realms

# ? Sep 29, 2017 02:56

Martin BadClixx: Jul 14, 2012; ^{dada stijl}

Pidgin Englishman posted:

Who? He sounds very white

Dudes wirtes mediocre books about clowns and cars. Kinda lame

# ? Sep 29, 2017 02:56

YOU A FUCKING HAT: Jun 7, 1979; I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

i wish. still though, kittens while picking up weed cannot be beat

I talked to some dude in philly whose biggest issue is chinese places being open past midnight because all the drug dealers pop in them to be out of site of cops for the deals. His solution? close all the chinese restaurants

chinese restaurants being open past midnight is godsend to people like me who wake up at 8 pm and are like "poo poo I forgot to buy groceries." that dude can get stuffed.

# ? Sep 29, 2017 02:57

Ruzihm: Aug 11, 2010; Group up and push mid, proletariat!

YOU A loving HAT posted:

this is the plot of Time Squad, I think]

but I will watch with you

sort of! there was a robot and an doofus from the future instead of the pirate.

# ? Sep 29, 2017 02:57

Jazerus: May 24, 2011

Thatim posted:

Dudes wirtes mediocre books about clowns and cars. Kinda lame

they're p good imo

# ? Sep 29, 2017 02:58

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Lawman 0 posted:

Let's legalize all the soft stuff.
Gonna be like the end of the Mars trilogy with everyone high as a kite

everyone already is and it beats good ppl drinking themselves to death or dropping dead from mystery drug.

ofc America is a just a bit different sociologically and culturally from say Portugal or Uruguay and to end substance prohibition entirely in such a way would require great care and thus will remain a pipe dream at best~

# ? Sep 29, 2017 02:58

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

YOU A loving HAT posted:

chinese restaurants being open past midnight is godsend to people like me who wake up at 8 pm and are like "poo poo I forgot to buy groceries." that dude can get stuffed.

same, one of my few complaints about minneapolis is very few food options after midnight, especially compared to chicago/philly

# ? Sep 29, 2017 02:58

YOU A FUCKING HAT: Jun 7, 1979; I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH

Ruzihm posted:

sort of! there was a robot and an doofus from the future instead of the pirate.

excuse me, I believe you're referring to OFFICER Buck Tudrussel of Time Squad.

Blue space lives matter

# ? Sep 29, 2017 02:59

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

hmmmm have you considered that we need to massively enfroce laws against substances because it keeps our prison industrial complex going and for literally no other reason?

You don't just imprison more people than any nation in history regardless of population out of nowhere you know

# ? Sep 29, 2017 02:59

petit choux: Feb 24, 2016

Zeroisanumber posted:

Something, something Pakistan.

No no no it's Ooooh Beki bekistan.

(Salt N Pepa doing it to ooh baby baby baby

# ? Sep 29, 2017 03:00

THS: Sep 15, 2017

Epic High Five posted:

hmmmm have you considered that we need to massively enfroce laws against substances because it keeps our prison industrial complex going and for literally no other reason?

You don't just imprison more people than any nation in history regardless of population out of nowhere you know

you ever think that.. the bad authoritarian country, is us??

# ? Sep 29, 2017 03:01

Arms_Akimbo: Sep 29, 2006; It's so damn...literal.

YOU A loving HAT posted:

yeah lemme just roll into town

"EXCUSE ME FINE GENTS, WHERE MIGHT I ACQUIRE THE MARI-HOOWANNNNNA?? SURELY AN URBAN NEIGHBORHOOD SUCH AS THIS IS LUSH WITH KUSH, AS THE KIDS MIGHT SAY."

-ed balls

"Yo you sling?" Most people will give you a simple yes or no. You might have stumbled on a dope spot instead, but you can very easily trade that for weed

# ? Sep 29, 2017 03:02

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Yandat posted:

you ever think that.. the bad authoritarian country, is us??

hmmm haha reported to thought police much?

# ? Sep 29, 2017 03:02

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Epic High Five posted:

hmmmm have you considered that we need to massively enfroce laws against substances because it keeps our prison industrial complex going and for literally no other reason?

You don't just imprison more people than any nation in history regardless of population out of nowhere you know

true I kno :ohdear:

u should read Vonnegut's Hocus Pocus if u haven't already cause he goes there

# ? Sep 29, 2017 03:02

Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

Epic High Five posted:

hmmmm have you considered that we need to massively enfroce laws against substances because it keeps our prison industrial complex going and for literally no other reason?

You don't just imprison more people than any nation in history regardless of population out of nowhere you know

immigration reform finally offers us a way towards drug reform

just jail all the browns and we can let some of the whiter drug users go

not the black ones obvs

# ? Sep 29, 2017 03:02

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Duscat posted:

immigration reform finally offers us a way towards drug reform

just jail all the browns and we can let some of the whiter drug users go

not the black ones obvs

Lol 5hey already made a choice and are just building more private prisons

# ? Sep 29, 2017 03:03

UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Nichael posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/913550237377138688

I was reading this and was like "yes, uh huh, this is not bad...ohhhhhh"

# ? Sep 29, 2017 03:03

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

that plus the main char is named after eugene debs, which ofc is explained in the prologue...

# ? Sep 29, 2017 03:03

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Duscat posted:

immigration reform finally offers us a way towards drug reform

just jail all the browns and we can let some of the whiter drug users go

not the black ones obvs

have we considered jailing all white people instead

we seem to cause a lot of problems, it might be best just to lock us all up

# ? Sep 29, 2017 03:04

Arms_Akimbo: Sep 29, 2006; It's so damn...literal.

Or do what I did. I put a box full of old DVDs out for sale and kicked it on my porch with some beer. Half the people curious wanted to trade weed

# ? Sep 29, 2017 03:04

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

Mariana Horchata posted:

And if i want pure MDMA or LSD made domestically in an ISO 9001 compliant labrotory then i will be able to not only buy it but add it to my Amazon wishlist.

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# ? Sep 29, 2017 03:04