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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



also luv2 support national theocracy that allows me to dictate that my opinions are science

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slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

Doctor Spaceman posted:

Years? It was higher than that at least 5 times in Obama's second term.

the numbers were fake then but real now

trump

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Green is like a boom to the what's dis non

Diddy on dawn to the don don diggy dawn

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Tom Gorman posted:

Green is like a boom to the what's dis non

Diddy on dawn to the don don diggy dawn

Arms_Akimbo
Sep 29, 2006

It's so damn...literal.
Yellow mustard sucks. Just put pickles on your sandwich if you want vinegar. Mustard is an actual thing with lots of unique flavors, none of which is in yellow mustard.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Mariana Horchata posted:

last time i went 2 hempfest i was getting looks like i was a narc...hehe

just like 2 keep a low-profile i guess


dude did ukno she used 2 be on Roseanne in the 90s??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8IwYLcYQLU

whoa neat

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
St. Louis and Chicago Race Riots Going Very Well! Military Crushing Unpatriotic Kneelers, Working Very Hard To Restore Peacee. Wish Media Would Treat Fairly.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/913591428118466562

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJWL6ElkV-Q

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

tacodaemon posted:

:siren: COMING UP at 10:30pm eastern/7:30pm pacific on NITE CREW TV -- the first couple episodes of the quasi-educational early 80s TV show Voyagers!

Handsome, strong-jawed Phineas Bogg (Jon-Erik Hexum) is an 18th century sea pirate who has been recruited to work as a Voyager, traveling through time to fix problems in history! Due to a wacky misadventure he finds himself accompanied by 12-year-old '80s NYC orphan Jeffrey Jones (Meeno Peluce), whose status as a history-class nerd in school makes him invaluable once Bogg accidentally loses the book that was meant to tell him how history was supposed to go!



Nite Crew will present Voyagers! in living color on NITE CREW TV

trump

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



whenever i check movie times on moviefone I always remember being a kid and actually dialing the 800 number on our landline to get the times and pictures playing, and I feel very old

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




i really like the song voyagers because i like the voyager probes

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

tacodaemon posted:

:siren: COMING UP at 10:30pm eastern/7:30pm pacific on NITE CREW TV -- the first couple episodes of the quasi-educational early 80s TV show Voyagers!

Handsome, strong-jawed Phineas Bogg (Jon-Erik Hexum) is an 18th century sea pirate who has been recruited to work as a Voyager, traveling through time to fix problems in history! Due to a wacky misadventure he finds himself accompanied by 12-year-old '80s NYC orphan Jeffrey Jones (Meeno Peluce), whose status as a history-class nerd in school makes him invaluable once Bogg accidentally loses the book that was meant to tell him how history was supposed to go!



Nite Crew will present Voyagers! in living color on NITE CREW TV

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




and indeed have rhapsodized at length about them when drunk and usually end up looping in sputnik and ptolemaic cosmology and a bunch of 1st millennium flavors of mysticism

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
North Korea being devastated by nukes. Many cities in ruins both inside and outside. Military doing Great Job Killing All! Wish Media Would Treat Fairly,

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



plan for tomorrow

pay rent/present renter's policy for discount again -> mother! -> multiple hour existential crisis in my car apparently -> craft store -> make new cloth/pleather headband for my MDR-7506's that are shedding

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Lastgirl posted:

Job Killing Al!

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

hugh left this earth just in time

https://twitter.com/NewYorker/status/913591700119007234

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

:piaa:

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



Squizzle posted:

and indeed have rhapsodized at length about them when drunk and usually end up looping in sputnik and ptolemaic cosmology and a bunch of 1st millennium flavors of mysticism

*pours you another drink* do tell

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
im gonna watch the monkeys, or, possibly, idris elba, i havent decided yet

maybe both who knows go wild!!!!!!!

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



got home too late to pick my doggo up from boarding

it's super weird being at home with the dog roaming around

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/MuckRock/status/913424838496280578

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

should of never switched 2 tape :corrupt:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH0kOWNtLFo

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

tmrup

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

Shouldn't that be "inhaled" not "swallowed" ? Swallowing implies it goes into your stomach, so unless it worked out of his stomach and into his lungs... :thunk:

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

heartiest LMAO of the day right there. LMAO


Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Mo_Steel posted:

Shouldn't that be "inhaled" not "swallowed" ? Swallowing implies it goes into your stomach, so unless it worked out of his stomach and into his lungs... :thunk:

hobbies:

aspirating traffic cones

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school




I inhaled so many cones last week that I lost all desire to smoke

:negative:

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
did google steal all of lowtax's money

are the forums doomed

are we living in a doom house

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



needs a squirt of my secret ingredient, pitzmans

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
idk what it means to be a darlene

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

Epic High Five posted:

hobbies:

aspirating traffic cones



ed balls wouldnt give up

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Brain Curry posted:

I inhaled so many cones last week that I lost all desire to smoke

:negative:

felt m8



i gotta get back 2 oil...weed is too much :effort:

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
the little traffic cone that plays the pirated movies & tv shows

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
gonna go lie on my back and fall asleep and hopefully not have any dreams.
no wonder y'all are so hosed up.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



I don't think the problem with Wittes or Abramson and the like is ever what they say, or hype up, but rather the fact that you need a truly immense scandal to touch Donny. They've often been on top of really hosed up stories, but hey, it's Donald Trump, and his son literally admitted to treason a few months ago.

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
trump is everything that a quarter of the country has ever wanted or wanted to be

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



deadgoon posted:

the little traffic cone that plays the pirated movies & tv shows


inValid Lung Cancer

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

deadgoon posted:

trump is everything that a quarter of the country has ever wanted or wanted to be

dumb & gay

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