Comic Strip Megathread XVII: I have a special recipe (cackle-cackle)

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Indolent Bastard: Oct 26, 2007; I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

# ? Sep 28, 2017 14:12

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# ? May 15, 2024 17:47

Mercedes Colomar: Nov 1, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Family

Rose is Rose

One Big Happy

Foob

Compu-Toon

Bizarro

Dilbert

# ? Sep 28, 2017 15:25

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

Nancy

Dustin

Mandrake

Kennel fucked around with this message at 15:54 on Sep 28, 2017

# ? Sep 28, 2017 15:34

fondue: Jul 14, 2002

Calaveron posted:

Michael has a tremendous receding hairline and a lovely combover according to the colorist
Also I don't think newspaper funnies have colorists as much as they have a guy who hits the paintbucket tool and clicks wherever, so blame the lovely hair on Johnson not closing her loving lines

I see, thanks! I just assumed she was a lovely artist.

# ? Sep 28, 2017 15:38

Angular Cyrus: May 29, 2007; everything is so much harder than it looks

Comics tend to get the colors they merit; someone who did colors for a syndicate posted here once saying they put their actual effort into coloring strips like Phoebe and Her Unicorn. You know, good comics.

# ? Sep 28, 2017 15:59

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

mastersord posted:

Intelligent Life
Is Reddick afraid to draw characters kissing or something?

He has about a dozen poses and facial expressions for each character so it will take him some time to create new vectors for that.

F Minus

Mark Trail

"And the giant spider, of course. Which reminds me, you saved some of those candy bars, right?"

Mary Worth

The Phantom

Pooch Cafe

Rex Morgan MD

^{* "Dog" sold separately}

Apartment 3-G

# ? Sep 28, 2017 16:05

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Johnny Walker posted:

Rex Morgan MD

^{* "Dog" sold separately}

It's probably one of the dogs from here.
https://www.somethingawful.com/series/dog-classifieds/

# ? Sep 28, 2017 16:45

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange

Pros and Cons

# ? Sep 28, 2017 17:01

Julet Esqu: May 6, 2007

I sincerely hope that at some point we see one of Bernice's advisors or professors sit her down and explain to her in no uncertain terms that taking a semester of beginning psych classes does not qualify her to diagnose or treat people. But she can do no wrong in this comic, so probably not.

And now, in case anybody is under the impression that our top-tier Luann creepster doesn't know how to M'Lady:

MORDOCK999 posted:

Okay, Gunth. Some Quick Tips:

1) When Tiff opens the door, QUICKLY Put Your Foot in the door sill so She can�t Close it. (An Old �Travelling Salesman� Trick.)

2) When She asks what You�re here Tell Her You there because its a New School Year and You Looking Forward to Being Her �Study Buddy� Again, and You Enjoy being around Her.

3) If She Let�s You In, DO NOT NOTICE SHE�S GAINED WEIGHT!

4) Apologize that You Hadn�t Contacted Her All Summer. Say You assumed She went Home for the Summer, and That�s Why You Didn�t Visit. Also You Lost Her Number and Didn�t Have Her e-mail address, and You have been Just Frantic the last three months because You have had NO Way to Contact Her, and You REALLY wanted to Catch Up with Her Because She Been on Your Mind since the last time You were together.

5) Ask Her How Her Summer went. If You�re Lucky, She�ll Start by Lying and saying it was �Great.� Then She tell the Truth and Say She was Miserable, �THANKS to YOU!� DON�T a Word, Let Her Vent. Be prepared to be Berated, Belittled, Insulted, and Humiliated. Just Stand There and Take it.

6) After about 30 minutes to an Hour of being Yelled at, She�ll probably show You the Door. Hang Your Head in Shame and head toward it. But before exiting, slowly turn and tell Her You�re Truly SORRY for What Happened and Wished You had NEVER taken Her to Your Mom�s Moronic Dinner. Tell Her She�s A Beautiful, Sensitive, Young Women, and You Wished You were Worthy of Her Love and Respect.

7) Close, By Cautiously giving Her Long, Firm Hug, and Maybe a Gentle Kiss on the Cheek. Don�t be Surprised if She SLAPS You. Just Tell Her You�ll ALWAYS be Available if She Wants to Talk, and that You�re Truly Sorry for what has happened.

8) And Whatever You do, DON�T go: �Um, Uh, Well, I, Er, Gee, I don�t Think,� While You�re Over There!!

Now You�ll have to Excuse Me. ARGY�S Coming over to GLOAT.

# ? Sep 28, 2017 17:03

Green Intern: Dec 29, 2008; Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Johnny Walker posted:

Rex Morgan MD

^{* "Dog" sold separately}

Oh, I know this bad urban legend. It's a rat that someone bought in Mexico.

# ? Sep 28, 2017 17:05

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Reading that guy's posts really aggravates me.

# ? Sep 28, 2017 17:06

Cicadalek: May 8, 2006; Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-fucked me, affront to humanity, war crime, should *literally* be tried for war crimes, talentless fuckfest, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another

I believe more strongly than I have ever believed in anything that Mordock999 is a serial killer. You can prove it's not true and i will still believe it.

# ? Sep 28, 2017 17:34

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

Cicadalek posted:

I believe more strongly than I have ever believed in anything that Mordock999 is a serial killer. You can prove it's not true and i will still believe it.

At the very least he's got to be on a watch list somewhere.

# ? Sep 28, 2017 17:40

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Today's Garf

Zippy

Ripley's

# ? Sep 28, 2017 18:13

Haifisch: Nov 13, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

Flash Gordon

2003 Spiderman

The Amazing Mole Man

Nancy

The joke is the literal child is living in a decaying house with no adult supervision. Comedy!

# ? Sep 28, 2017 18:53

Laputanmachine: Oct 31, 2010; by Smythe

Haifisch posted:

Goon edits have destroyed me.

# ? Sep 28, 2017 19:03

Kavak: Aug 23, 2009

Did the guy who got eaten in Flash Gordon even have a name?

# ? Sep 28, 2017 19:37

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Haifisch posted:

2003 Spiderman

peter parker is the ur-goon

# ? Sep 28, 2017 19:54

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Strontium posted:

Take It From the Tinkersons

It took forever to get there and the build up wasn't really worth it, but it's nice to know there's a good TifT comic.

# ? Sep 28, 2017 21:20

Calaveron: Aug 7, 2006

Ghostlight posted:

It took forever to get there and the build up wasn't really worth it, but it's nice to know there's a good TifT comic.

What, where

# ? Sep 28, 2017 21:52

Bobulus: Jan 28, 2007

The Tinkersons comic reads like it's written by a person who has had the concepts of emotions and jokes explained to them, but has never actually experienced them himself.

# ? Sep 28, 2017 22:29

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Haifisch posted:

Nancy

"Also, do you know where I can get a cheap hoe?"

# ? Sep 28, 2017 23:23

Odonata: Nov 5, 2009; Nap Ghost

"Darthemed" posted:

Ripley's

If it stretches for thousands of miles, then it covers a good chunk of the continent and isn't just visible from one Canadian city.

# ? Sep 29, 2017 00:51

FrumpleOrz: Feb 12, 2014; Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.

The Lockhorns

Brewster Rockit Space Guy

On The Fastrack

Safe Havens

Kevin & Kell

Mother Goose & Grimm

Hagar The Horrible

Old New Yorker Cartoons

# ? Sep 29, 2017 01:23

Vargo: Dec 27, 2008; 'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!

Catchup time

BC

Phoebe

Baldo reruns

Wizard of Id

Big Nate

Wallace the Brave

Curtis

Baby Blues

# ? Sep 29, 2017 01:27

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

FrumpleOrz posted:

On The Fastrack

...

What?

# ? Sep 29, 2017 02:01

sweetguts: Apr 29, 2013; I know what I'm about.

Vargo posted:

Baby Blues

Yep those model parts sure have been painted. fantastic job, colorist.

# ? Sep 29, 2017 02:44

computer angel: Sep 9, 2008; Make it a double.

Reply All

Zits

# ? Sep 29, 2017 03:00

Simian_Prime: Nov 6, 2011; When they passed out body parts in the comics today, I got Cathy's nose and Dick Tracy's private parts.

Evil Mastermind posted:

...

What?

A lot of Holbrook's comics are just "draw a face on an inanimate object and then squeeze a tortured metaphor out of it."

# ? Sep 29, 2017 03:17

Aardmania: Jan 1, 2007; Ruining newspapers since 1993.; Shredded Hen

Heathcliff

Piranha Club

Dick Tracy

Judge Parker

9 Chickweed Lane

Pibgorn

# ? Sep 29, 2017 03:31

ukonvasara: Aug 16, 2012; a mixture of gravity and waggery

FrumpleOrz posted:

On The Fastrack

This kind of incoherent, vaguely internet-related nonsense would maybe be acceptable in, like, 1997, not 2017.

# ? Sep 29, 2017 03:43

Johnny Aztec: Jan 30, 2005; by Hand Knit

FrumpleOrz posted:

Kevin & Kell

Wow it's so awesome that predators are becoming more acceptable in society and that predators and prey can coexist

# ? Sep 29, 2017 04:07

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set is gross.

Working Daze is also gross.

Super-Fun-Pak-Comix is the height of comedy.

# ? Sep 29, 2017 04:10

treasureplane: Jul 12, 2008; throwing darts in lovers' eyes, &c.

King Aroo (April 28, 1952)

Wash Tubbs (February 12, 1930)

Gasoline Alley (March 11, 1924)

Lil' Abner (November 10, 1937)

Barney Google (March 14, 1923)

Alley Oop (June 13, 1934)

# ? Sep 29, 2017 04:28

Mister Mind: Mar 20, 2009; I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

Vargo posted:

Catchup time

BC

Yessssss.

# ? Sep 29, 2017 04:43

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻

computer angel posted:

Quickly! Take a sedative before you succumb to frenzy!

# ? Sep 29, 2017 05:18

Strontium: Aug 28, 2009; Dexter didn't much care for the party.

Intelligent Life

Take It From the Tinkersons

Dark Side of the Horse

Viivi & Wagner

# ? Sep 29, 2017 05:55

Julet Esqu: May 6, 2007

Strontium posted:

Intelligent Life

Because there are no women interested in sports, cheerleading, or beer.

# ? Sep 29, 2017 06:13

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

"Maybe dating isn't for you" - man who is in a platonic relationship with his mutually catfished work colleague.

# ? Sep 29, 2017 07:55