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DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Your wife is loving 2x the guys she is telling you and just gently caress women quiet for gently caress sake, having threesome is not this big deal that you should make a thread about.

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
He's proud and loud. And p shameful imo

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

echinopsis posted:

just got told i was someone's "cuck old"

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



DoctorGonzo posted:

Your wife is loving 2x the guys she is telling you and just gently caress women quiet for gently caress sake, having threesome is not this big deal that you should make a thread about.

lol at this poster trying to pick at some projected insecurities about romantic ownership

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



go ahead, gently caress my wife, i hope both of you enjoy it you knucklehead

halleys comet
Feb 29, 2012
Just whacked off. First, a little backstory: I sat in front of my laptop and masturbated to pornography in complete silent darkness.

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit

halleys comet posted:

Just whacked off. First, a little backstory: I sat in front of my laptop and masturbated to pornography in complete silent darkness.

It turns out that people with all kinds of jobs like to do this.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

cda posted:

It turns out that people with all kinds of jobs like to do this.

Ill start the wiki!

  • biology

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
can't help but wondering if the op has had sex recently

Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010

halleys comet posted:

Just whacked off. First, a little backstory: I sat in front of my laptop and masturbated to pornography in complete silent darkness.

Nice. And the man's name?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Pewdiepie posted:

Nice. And the man's name?

man dont try to doxx his lap top

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

little munchkin posted:

can't help but wondering if the op has had sex recently

i have but not so much really. things are in a very different state of being than the glory days of yore

but I had an STI check and all clear so thats cool to know

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit
I'm having trouble imagining if you were in an open marriage, op.

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit
I'm sitting here imagining that you're in a stable, loving, monogamous marriage.

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av
echi, don't you have any friends?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

echinopsis posted:

i have but not so much really. things are in a very different state of being than the glory days of yore

but I had an STI check and all clear so thats cool to know

Lol why would you worry about that?

E: lol from 2 months ago

Burt Sexual posted:

Do you have AIDS? How w many stds have you had in life that you share in an "open" relationship?

Burt Sexual fucked around with this message at 18:29 on Sep 4, 2017

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka

Trig Discipline posted:

Ill start the wiki!

  • biology

subtle way to come out of the closet

large hands
Jan 24, 2006
how's the open marriage going?

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
mate

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Yeah but who with?

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

large hands posted:

how's the open marriage going?

it's not

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

What? Is your wife banging other guys or not? You aren't I guess. I'm trying to track your op.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
*improv comedy voice* ok for this next scene I'm going to need an audience member to suggest a location, and also an occupation that loves deepthroating but with a real emotional connection behind it

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Actuary!

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Management Consultant!

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
Your mom!

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit

Mom is not a job *is drawn and quartered by a mob of moms*

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
he's not even in a marriage anymore

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
lol no one is interested outside of a smug schadenfreude sense

Farg
Nov 19, 2013
But we ARE interested

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
you made this thread so we can share in all your ups and downs

"downs" in this case not referring to all the retarded women you slept with

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

echinopsis posted:

lol no one is interested outside of a smug schadenfreude sense

What was your motivation for talking about your sex life up until now? What did you think was peoples motivation for listening? This is what everyone has been waiting for. It's time for your money shot.

Bobbie Wickham
Apr 13, 2008

by Smythe

echinopsis posted:

lol no one is interested outside of a smug schadenfreude sense

I'M interested. Answer the question.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

echinopsis posted:

lol no one is interested outside of a smug schadenfreude sense

the part where your family is falling apart but you're more concerned about drinking, loving, and video cards (???) than you are about your relationship with your wife and child is extremely saddening to me, personally

Bobbie Wickham
Apr 13, 2008

by Smythe
By the way, abandoning an active thread in E/N is a probatable offense, OP. Come back and talk about the Marriage part of your open marriage.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

echinopsis posted:

lol no one is interested outside of a smug schadenfreude sense

Remember how smug you were in the beginning itt? Lol

I'd like to hear about the marriage and your new chosen career.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

little munchkin posted:

the part where your family is falling apart but you're more concerned about drinking, loving, and video cards (???) than you are about your relationship with your wife and child is extremely saddening to me, personally

:rolleyes:

Bobbie Wickham
Apr 13, 2008

by Smythe
This is your last chance: discuss the Marriage part of your Open Marriage thread, or you're going to be probated. Do you understand?

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
tell us more about your marriage counseling

echinopsis posted:

lmao was with marriage counseller and was talking about suicide and i was like "im a pharmacist, if i want to do it, I will fuckin dial it in. its not gonna fail. its gonna be epic and undeniable." I have the best plans. no way out. just glorious glorious death

thankfully I dont want to right now :smugmrgw:

how did the topic of suicide come up there

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Burt Sexual posted:

Remember how smug you were in the beginning itt? Lol

I'd like to hear about the marriage and your new chosen career.

lol back at the start it was epic. it was a lot of fun. but idk. you know if you wanna go sleep with another woman ya gotta imake everything is good on the home front first.. and so where as previously ya might have let poo poo slide in your life, now ya have to deal with it. and so in that sense the open relationship brought a lot of relationship issues to the surface that previously may have stayed down. this isn't an inherently bad thing, it's just not easy to deal with. i've also had non steady employment for the larger part of two years which hasn't been good for my depression and it's impacted my life through me drinking more. my wife had enough of the emotional load of me being depressed and drinking and we decided on a two month trial separation so i could sort out my life and give her space

but that's been enlightening in of itself. wife is basically showing me how i've held back her life and all the little extra etcs that go with it

and then there is the fact that the latest blender released has now won't do gpu rendering on my current video card so the logical solution to fixing this problem is to prostitute myself out to pay for it

so as you can see it's a whole host of complex problems but the main problem lol.. is me

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