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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

FAUXTON posted:

THE BONE COLLECTOR

"this appears to be a room containing thousands of stuffed dicks"

"when i said i would "take you to the bone zone" i assure you i was being fairly literal"

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

also which lucky agent got to count the dicks

THS
Sep 15, 2017


botox.jpg

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

lol didnt he have a triple bypass like 10+ yrs ago??

he even had arnold as his personal trainer...

*tick* *tock*

:sad:

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Listening to Beethoven 5 and writing a cover letter

It's good (the Beethoven that is)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKcAAA1O2sc

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

hooly dooly

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



It has been a




Challenging

Mating season

For bird person

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!
https://twitter.com/jbouie/status/913603007522230273

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

Al! posted:

THE ONLY REASON IM MAD ABOUT THE KNEELING IS THE ACT OF KNEES BENDING, WHICH I FIND PERSONALLY OFFENSIVE

the whole thing is infuriatingly stupid, even if they did lock arms with their heads down or raise their fists or something the chuds would just find that equally offensive

i was pretty proud tho, my mom is like half-chud and she shared a cartoon on fb of dickheads yelling at that football man kaepernik or whatever (i know dick all about sports) with a bunch of army mans on the other side saying "actually, we fought so he could say whatever he wants". which is awesome because my stepdad is a mega MAGA chud and she usually just goes along with whatever so she doesn't have to hear his stupid bullshit.

now i just have to convince her that actually it's pretty offensive that the indians have a racial stereotype as their mascot, but w/e. one day at a time

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
kneeboarding on the lake of fire

THS
Sep 15, 2017


im blocked by jamelle

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

i live this

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

ok question time: excepting obama, who was the least rapiest president of the united states during the second half of the 20th century...

i have no idea, gonna have 2 thing about this one - hence why i ask

edit: ok excepting Carter as well

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/Za1d/status/913079580449222656

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
HW didn't gently caress a single time after the age of 35.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Mariana Horchata posted:

ok question time: excepting obama, who was the least rapiest president of the united states during the second half of the 20th century...

i have no idea, gonna have 2 thing about this one - hence why i ask

ok excepting Carter as well

nixon was probably incapable of getting erect

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
lol of loving course ryan zinke is involved in airplane chartering bullshit, that's what he got kicked out of the navy for

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

Mariana Horchata posted:

edit: ok excepting Carter as well

carter was too good for us. or not idk. he was probably an rear end in a top hat in ways i don't know about, but i was carter in a fifth grade school play about presidents and i will always love him in a platonic-ish way

THS
Sep 15, 2017

Mariana Horchata posted:

ok question time: excepting obama, who was the least rapiest president of the united states during the second half of the 20th century...

i have no idea, gonna have 2 thing about this one - hence why i ask

edit: ok excepting Carter as well

it's literally just carter, they're all rapey

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



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aya

i remember it

busta

busta rghymes y'all

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

mormonpartyboat posted:

nixon was probably incapable of getting erect

u really think he would give a fk? he'd call over kissinger 2 give him a hand~

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

BUSH 2112 posted:

carter was too good for us. or not idk. he was probably an rear end in a top hat in ways i don't know about, but i was carter in a fifth grade school play about presidents and i will always love him in a platonic-ish way

carter was about as honest as reagan lol

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Mariana Horchata posted:

u really think he would give a fk? he'd call over kissinger 2 give him a hand~

idk i think he would have a better time staring into a fire and imagining burning vietnamese or w/e

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



1998 ty'all

awwwwww

flip mode y'all

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
Art is man's expression of his joy in labor
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:gizz:

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

mormonpartyboat posted:

carter was about as honest as reagan lol

haha i've actually purposely learned nothing about his presidency so i can maintain the illusion that we've had at least one person in the white house who wasn't awful

which is stupid but whatever lol

Epic High Five posted:

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aya

i remember it

busta

busta rghymes y'all

seeing the video for "gimme some more" late night on mtv kind of blew my mind. babby's first rap vidjya

THS
Sep 15, 2017

anyone who is president is bad because if you're head of the empire you are the head of a bad empire that has to do bad stuff

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
if to consider the earlier 20th century obviously it would be FDR cause uh ya kno

rapiest? Incel Calvin Coolidge :hai:

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
and some, I assume, are good people

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

https://twitter.com/airis_damon/status/913629406257483776

THS
Sep 15, 2017

hm

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

I'm wondering why he felt the need to specificy that he was a sniper on there. 'Yes, I served, and yes, my entire purpose was to kill people in cold blood, let there be no mistake about this.'

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Homeless Friend posted:

and some, I assume, are good people

a few bad rapples

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Mariana Horchata posted:

ok question time: excepting obama, who was the least rapiest president of the united states during the second half of the 20th century...

i have no idea, gonna have 2 thing about this one - hence why i ask

edit: ok excepting Carter as well

Post war presidents in order by my best guess of rapieness, feel free to correct me because I won't be googling all their sexual histories.

Carter
Ford
Truman
Nixon
Obama
Bush 41
Bush 43
Eisenhower
LBJ
Reagan
-----------------
Kennedy
Clinton
Trump (likely actual rapists or at best sexual predators)

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

This has gone too far.

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

Naerasa posted:

I'm wondering why he felt the need to specificy that he was a sniper on there. 'Yes, I served, and yes, my entire purpose was to kill people in cold blood, let there be no mistake about this.'

the best part is the people around him obviously reading his sign on the jumbo-tron, who all have a metaphorical thinky-face hand under their chins

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

The Nastier Nate posted:

Post war presidents in order by my best guess of rapieness, feel free to correct me because I won't be googling all their sexual histories.

Carter
Ford
Truman
Nixon
Obama
Bush 41
Bush 43
Eisenhower
LBJ
Reagan
-----------------
Kennedy
Clinton
Trump (likely actual rapists or at best sexual predators)

mentally i came around to close to the same conclusion, give or take a few possible adjustments (ofc this stuff can be hard 2 gauge - aside from those placed below the rape line obviously...)

I think it's time we had a national conversation about why we are inclined to elect such ppl 2 high office...
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