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An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

Tesseraction posted:

Oh hey, a feel-good story: Two NFL Players See Kid in a Gamestop Wearing Kaepernick Jersey and Buy Him an Xbox".

:unsmith:






Okay now back to the horrors of our daily Trumplives.

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deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
tea, rum, and pee, the traditional british sailor's choice of beverages

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

MEDIA SO UNFAIR I NOT KILL THOSE PEOPLE HURRICANE DID

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


lmfao

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Lastgirl posted:

i had a dream i worked at wal-mart and it was fun and i kissed a co-worker on the cheek and left a red stain that grew and covered his face and then his head blew up

i knew something was off about the dream when i realized that working at a wal-mart was supposed to be fun apparently, that was really bothersome, probably should've the one factor to tip me off on the fact that it was a dream :thunk:

That wasn't a dream. Walmart is perfecting it's astral projection technology and now and now the non-corporeal images of all American citizens work for Walmart. It's the only thing cheaper than immigrant labor, and there are no protections for workers that don't technically exist.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

todd akin could run today and he'd win by thirty points

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

protesting for dummies, 69th edition

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

babypolis posted:

how is that an uplifting story those fuckers bought him a xbone instead of the superior ps4. at the very least they should have gotten him the x box x one or whatever the gently caress its caled

the x bon ex isn't out yet and the xbone S is fail tier

but yes he should have got a PS4 (my console of choice ~)

more seriously looking at the pic it seems that standard xbone is all they have?

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Tesseraction posted:

Oh hey, a feel-good story: Two NFL Players See Kid in a Gamestop Wearing Kaepernick Jersey and Buy Him an Xbox".

:unsmith:






Okay now back to the horrors of our daily Trumplives.

quote:

“Today I witnessed one of the most amazing acts of kindness I’ve ever witnessed. I was in Gamestop and a child walked in around 11 years old talking about how his birthday was coming up and he’s wanted an Xbox One for a few years, but his parents couldn’t afford it. Another customer overheard this and walked up and asked the child what the issue was. The child explained again that he wanted an Xbox for the last few years for his birthday and his parents couldn’t afford it. These two gentlemen told the kid they wanted to buy him an Xbox for his birthday and to go out and get his mom and make sure it was ok. The kid, in shock, went and told his mother and this mother came into the store wondering who wanted to buy their kid an Xbox. The mom walks in and the one guy says:

“Ma’am, my name is Keith Marshall and this is Rob Kelley and we play for the Washington Redskins and we would love to buy your son an Xbox One for his birthday.”

My jaw hit the floor watching this. So they buy him the Xbox and a game and they take pictures with the child and go on about their day. I didn’t even know what to say. It was such a good moment from 2 guys who I will forever be a fan of from this day on.”

:unsmith:

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Do you follow a manual for being this stupid?

yeah read up

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

The silver lining here is that it will be fun to see the business wing of the GOP that embraced Trump get so heavily hosed.
But it won't be that fun because the business wing are already rich and the most of the actual loving happens at the bottom of the food chain.

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
i've never felt bad inside a walmart

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

deadgoon posted:

i've never felt bad inside a walmart

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009


by god, the fabled "no u"

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Walmart is so banal

It's a bad supermarket and and a bad kohls and a bad Best Buy jammed together

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

jarofpiss posted:

boomers deserve this

:yeah:

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


jarofpiss posted:

boomers deserve this

They will just go full-steam ahead on reverse mortgages and leave their children stuck with burial costs on their bloated corpses.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

deadgoon posted:

i've never felt bad inside a walmart

40 checkout lanes and only 2 open

And then the self-checkout lanes have a line because they're so backed up

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 25 days!)


:perfect:

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



babypolis posted:

how is that an uplifting story those fuckers bought him a xbone instead of the superior ps4. at the very least they should have gotten him the x box x one or whatever the gently caress its caled

its probly cos he might already have a ps4 whereas its a safe assumption he doesnt have an xbone

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
sometimes i just, wander around the walmart, and say, "look at all this... stuff..."

Polo-Rican
Jul 4, 2004

emptyquote my posts or die

yes!!!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
oh damb i bet roy more is going 2 suffer hella consequences 4 that like journalists are gonna be like why did you lie about that and hes going to have to say he didnt lie

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

euphronius posted:

Walmart is so banal

It's a bad supermarket and and a bad kohls and a bad Best Buy jammed together

the supermarket side of walmart is kinda gross and depressing

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Tesseraction posted:

Oh hey, a feel-good story: Two NFL Players See Kid in a Gamestop Wearing Kaepernick Jersey and Buy Him an Xbox".

:unsmith:






Okay now back to the horrors of our daily Trumplives.

hell yeah gently caress the ps4

Serf
May 5, 2011


wall mart will be good when we nationalize it

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

punchymcpunch posted:

its probly cos he might already have a ps4 whereas its a safe assumption he doesnt have an xbone

alternatively he wanted the xbox-exclusive sports games

which, bad choice imo, but it's his choice!

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Agrajag posted:

the supermarket side of walmart is kinda gross and depressing

it's just the worst food imaginable

the produce came from a garden planet 400 Ly away

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

euphronius posted:

Walmart is so banal

It's a bad supermarket and and a bad kohls and a bad Best Buy jammed together

walmart and evil have a lot in common

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

euphronius posted:

Walmart is so banal

It's a bad supermarket and and a bad kohls and a bad Best Buy jammed together

yeah americans love low quality crap

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I don't know what Trader Joe's does but their employees seem happy

lol @ Walmart employers that's a bitter bunch

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Tesseraction posted:

by god, the fabled "no u"

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




vince

Floor is lava
May 14, 2007

Fallen Rib

Werewolves of Londonnn

Polo-Rican
Jul 4, 2004

emptyquote my posts or die

EugeneJ posted:

40 checkout lanes and only 2 open

And then the self-checkout lanes have a line because they're so backed up

this isn't just walmart, this is literally all retail now that amazon is booming

*waiting 40 minutes to pay for a toothbrush at walgreens*

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
i've never been to a trader joes

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


one time I went to a brand new wal-mart and the only shopping basket I could find in the entire store had one single slice of provolone in it

welp that's my story, please like and subscribe

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




deadgoon posted:

tea, rum, and pee, the traditional british sailor's choice of beverages

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/913752494148390915

like

patriot fans are as spoiled as trump

end the world

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