TRUMP257: An avalanche of horrific disasters

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Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Duscat posted:

what a string of copouts

lol trump hasn't even been president for one year

# ? Sep 30, 2017 00:49

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Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

[quote="�The Nastier Nate�" post="�476902137�"]
I�ve been on SA since 2005 and never had to re-reg so let�s do this.

Assuming we still have elections, and the US isn�t a smoldering crater, and Donald Trump is still president in 2020 and running for re-election, he will be re-elected for a 2nd term. :toxx:

[/quote]

thank u for ur service :patriot:

# ? Sep 30, 2017 00:50

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

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Al! posted:

lol trump hasn't even been president for one year

I'm pretty sure Trump has been president for 10 years friend.

# ? Sep 30, 2017 00:51

Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

permatoxxing right now if those are still allowed: donald trump will not have a second term as a president

nasty nate bring your toxx game

e: if permatoxxes are not allowed, i pledge not to rereg except POSSIBLY as a gimmick account that only appears during halloween and other major bank holidays

# ? Sep 30, 2017 00:53

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

Duscat posted:

permatoxxing right now if those are still allowed: donald trump will not have a second term as a president

nasty nate bring your toxx game

hahahahaahahaa

hahahahahahahahahaahha

# ? Sep 30, 2017 00:54

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

i'm real drunk

# ? Sep 30, 2017 00:54

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

trump is prez

# ? Sep 30, 2017 00:55

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

im glad tom price had the F U L L confidence of the President

# ? Sep 30, 2017 00:55

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

Jose posted:

i'm real drunk

HES DRUNK! GET IM OUT

https://clips.twitch.tv/StrangeClearAnacondaDAESuppy

# ? Sep 30, 2017 00:56

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Epic High Five posted:

no

nor do they realize that all "welfare" programs are disproportionately used by white single mothers in rural areas

the key to the CHUD mindset is thinking that you're paying for all those spongers while the opposite is in fact true

# ? Sep 30, 2017 00:56

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Agrajag posted:

hahahahaahahaa

not sure why you're laughing, either trump stops being president or he doesn't have to post anymore, it's a win/win bet

# ? Sep 30, 2017 00:57

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

sexpig by night posted:

He was one of the few guys Hamilton actually got fairly right. Guy was basically one of the reasons we won our war, he hated England, was a brilliant leader, and is beloved here especially in formerly French parts of America, hence so much Cajun stuff named for him. I myself grew up in Lafayette so I've always had an interest in him.

In france he was a bit more...complex he was the dude who was the commander in chief of the french national guard and founded Society of 1789 with Bailly. He was basically the leader of the moderate voices in the revolution in a time when 'moderate' was 'maybe we don't need to shoot the queen in front of her children'.

He lost the public when his men (not on his orders) gunned down protesters. When the constitution was made his first act was to resign as commander in chief but it's pretty impossible to recover from 'the guy who was seen as a man who wanted to avoid bloodshed led the guard when they gunned us down for the sin of protesting'.

He went on to be a general during the war with Austria but hilariously a ton of his men were Jacobins and those guys were mad salty that they had to listen to basically anyone because those people were lunatics, so he had to constantly deal with that in the most hilarious bit of history repeating during that period for France.

Unfortunately at that time when he was saying 'hey maybe these guys who just kinda wanna burn everything down are loving insane' that was also the time when the radicals were coming to power in France, so that didn't end well. He called for moderates to oppose them but Robespierre called him a traitor and that was basically all that the crowd needed. Dude got a warrant for his arrest when the royals got got and he fled to contested lands and arrested by Austrians.

He was a prisoner for a long time, he tried to reach Napoleon for a negotiation but the dude said only if Lafayette swore loyalty to him in return. Lafayette said 'that's literally what I spent my life fighting against you goon' so Napoleon did Napoleon stuff and had every bit of property he owned sold so that even when Lafayette got out he'd be a pauper. That'll teach him to say Napoleon is a petty tyrant!

When he was out he spent his last stage of life enjoying his beloved status in America. He had a nice big tour of America and even opened his home up to travelling Americans who wanted to meet him and all. Dude loved America and it's kinda a genuinely sweet story that he at least had one place he could consider welcoming to him.

The dude very much was not a royalist, he very much wanted the people to have dignity and equality. The Society of 1789 was fairly conservative, wanting to remain a constitutional monarchy rather than a full on republic. You can talk all you want about the pros and cons and frankly I disagree with his idea that the monarchy NEEDED to be preserved as a national symbol but you can look to a lot of places for an example where you have a nation maintain its monarchy while allowing progressive voices to rise. I think at his core he was a fairly good man. He was a big part of the Bourbon Restoration and even did things like trying to allow Napoleon to serve his exile in America as a compromise even after he got his poo poo wrecked for failing to suck the imperial cock.

The man was one of the writers of The Declaration of the Rights of Man and of the Citizen, and when that failed to properly address slavery he wrote tons of letters explicitly saying "YO SLAVERY IS hosed UP, THIS IS ME BIG DADDY LAFAYETTE TELLING YOU SLAVERY IS NOT COOL". He was a complex character in history but I think overall history looks kindly on him as an American hero and a man with noble intent if rather weak resolve at times in France

yeah people who dont want unnecessary immediate suffering p often end up on the right side of the present and the wrong side of history

like im acutely aware of that and expect that i might be guillotined for w/e class crimes at some point but welp thems my ethics

# ? Sep 30, 2017 00:57

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

toxxes are dumb as gently caress

# ? Sep 30, 2017 00:57

YOU A FUCKING HAT: Jun 7, 1979; I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH

Hey assholes, we have fun and shenans in this thread but

DONATE, ffs: http://unidosporpuertorico.com/en/

I have nothing, 25 is all I could give before I can't pay bills, and I donated, so just DO it.

# ? Sep 30, 2017 00:58

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

if puerto rico wants trump's help then they probably should have voted for him in 2016

# ? Sep 30, 2017 00:59

Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

Yinlock posted:

not sure why you're laughing, either trump stops being president or he doesn't have to post anymore, it's a win/win bet

if trump gets a second term, about half of us won't be able to post anymore, and about a quarter won't be allowed unmonitored internet access

# ? Sep 30, 2017 00:59

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

im still replaying and laughing at this

https://twitter.com/SalHernandez/status/913852023350718464

# ? Sep 30, 2017 01:00

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

Duscat posted:

permatoxxing right now if those are still allowed: donald trump will not have a second term as a president

nasty nate bring your toxx game

e: if permatoxxes are not allowed, i pledge not to rereg except POSSIBLY as a gimmick account that only appears during halloween and other major bank holidays

Naw man, you got me. My shitposting is the only thing that keeps me sane and it's not out of the possibility that Trump gets replaced by someone worse somehow. My hats off to you sir though.

Realistic scenario: Trump's double-scoop heart gives out in 2019 and an even Trumpier candidate primaries Pence for the nomination and wins in 2020.

# ? Sep 30, 2017 01:00

FormerPoster: Aug 5, 2004; Hair Elf

Al! posted:

theyre just biding their time for the rick n morty simpsosn crossover

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ecYoSvGO60

# ? Sep 30, 2017 01:01

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

The Nastier Nate posted:

Naw man, you got me. My shitposting is the only thing that keeps me sane and it's not out of the possibility that Trump gets replaced by someone worse somehow. My hats off to you sir though.

Realistic scenario: Trump's double-scoop heart gives out in 2019 and an even Trumpier candidate primaries Pence for the nomination and wins in 2020.

Joe Arpaio!

# ? Sep 30, 2017 01:01

Oxxidation: Jul 22, 2007

YOU A loving HAT posted:

Hey assholes, we have fun and shenans in this thread but

DONATE, ffs: http://unidosporpuertorico.com/en/

I have nothing, 25 is all I could give before I can't pay bills, and I donated, so just DO it.

i've already thrown most of a paycheck at every charity i can find

it isn't helping, there's not enough manpower to save these people

# ? Sep 30, 2017 01:02

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

mormonpartyboat posted:

im still replaying and laughing at this

https://twitter.com/SalHernandez/status/913852023350718464

lol I missed this. What a loving rear end in a top hat

# ? Sep 30, 2017 01:02

Fallen Hamprince: Nov 12, 2016

mormonpartyboat posted:

im still replaying and laughing at this

https://twitter.com/SalHernandez/status/913852023350718464

president forgetting whether or not 'many people dying' is good or not and trying to bullshit through it, totally normal president, normal brain, totally fine

# ? Sep 30, 2017 01:03

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

triple sulk posted:

not yet but i probably will

i bought golf story earlier. that other brave dungeon game or whatever it's called looks anime af and is only 9 bux

yikes, and Cuphead just came out today

holy poo poo that game looks bonkers good

# ? Sep 30, 2017 01:03

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

mormonpartyboat posted:

im still replaying and laughing at this

https://twitter.com/SalHernandez/status/913852023350718464

god drat i hate this bumbling orange baboon

# ? Sep 30, 2017 01:04

the black husserl: Feb 25, 2005

YOU A loving HAT posted:

Hey assholes, we have fun and shenans in this thread but

DONATE, ffs: http://unidosporpuertorico.com/en/

I have nothing, 25 is all I could give before I can't pay bills, and I donated, so just DO it.

i have done the same. everybody should donate

but honestly? i feel loving sick to my stomach that i'm going broke while our rulers, who should be fixing this, are flying around on private jets. i feel like i'm getting played in a big way.

# ? Sep 30, 2017 01:05

FormerPoster: Aug 5, 2004; Hair Elf

Oxxidation posted:

i've already thrown most of a paycheck at every charity i can find

it isn't helping, there's not enough manpower to save these people

There's water surrounding Puerto Rico, did you know that? Big water. Ocean water. We don't have the inventions to get people across water that big. Nobody does. You'd think they'd invent something that gets people across water that big, but they don't. It's the Democrats and their obstruction. Believe me. I've seen it. So many people, can't get across the water, never have, never will. Absolute disgrace. Unbelivable. But that'll change - believe me - that'll change.

Weeping Wound posted:

yikes, and Cuphead just came out today

holy poo poo that game looks bonkers good

I've heard it's hard as gently caress, but that may have been because the games journo demo'ing was blind, deaf, and dead. Y/N?

# ? Sep 30, 2017 01:05

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Duscat posted:

permatoxxing right now if those are still allowed: donald trump will not have a second term as a president

nasty nate bring your toxx game

e: if permatoxxes are not allowed, i pledge not to rereg except POSSIBLY as a gimmick account that only appears during halloween and other major bank holidays

If the elections are canceled then there won't be a second term ever. :thunk:

# ? Sep 30, 2017 01:05

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

YOU A loving HAT posted:

Hey assholes, we have fun and shenans in this thread but

DONATE, ffs: http://unidosporpuertorico.com/en/

I have nothing, 25 is all I could give before I can't pay bills, and I donated, so just DO it.

im just curious what the money will do to help seeing that they aren't even getting help to begin with right now?

are rescue/aid workers able to reach those that need help?

is there a system in place to deliver help to them or rescue/evacuate those people to places where they can receive help?

# ? Sep 30, 2017 01:06

Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

Elephanthead posted:

If the elections are canceled then there won't be a second term ever.

well then i get to post as long as i have internet access, again a win-win

# ? Sep 30, 2017 01:06

the black husserl: Feb 25, 2005

Agrajag posted:

god drat i hate this bumbling orange baboon

yeah raise your paw if your disgust and distaste for trump is metastasizing into true blue unvarnished hate

i feel hella bad about it, he's turning me into a person that thinks like him. i used to be completely baffled by the ppl who would foam at the mouth when obama was mentioned but im starting to become the same way about trump

# ? Sep 30, 2017 01:06

FormerPoster: Aug 5, 2004; Hair Elf

Agrajag posted:

im just curious what the money will do to help seeing that they aren't even getting help to begin with right now?

Yeah it's a weird feeling when I can't help thinking the money's never going to get there, like in that old SNL sketch with Clinton eating the warlord's mcnuggets.

# ? Sep 30, 2017 01:07

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

the black husserl posted:

yeah raise your paw if your disgust and distaste for trump is metastasizing into true blue unvarnished hate

i feel hella bad about it, he's turning me into a person that thinks like him. i used to be completely baffled by the ppl who would foam at the mouth when obama was mentioned but im starting to become the same way about trump

my hate is pure and undilluted. this gently caress despite the massive massive loss of life and human suffering has to make it about how great his response (he's lying) is to it.

# ? Sep 30, 2017 01:08

anime was right: Jun 27, 2008; death is certain
keep yr cool

SKULL.GIF posted:

so will we see a Time cover with "PRESIDENT KELLY - the Great Administrator" or will their worship for cops override that urge?

the second we call him president kelly he's fired and im not gonna lie he just seems like a typically horrible neocon so far so lets not gently caress around with that too much

# ? Sep 30, 2017 01:09

Oxxidation: Jul 22, 2007

the black husserl posted:

yeah raise your paw if your disgust and distaste for trump is metastasizing into true blue unvarnished hate

i feel hella bad about it, he's turning me into a person that thinks like him. i used to be completely baffled by the ppl who would foam at the mouth when obama was mentioned but im starting to become the same way about trump

i am going to end this year as a worse person in every way than the one who started it and i don't expect it to stop until i'm dead

there are so many people in this nation who need to suffer and die and none of them will

# ? Sep 30, 2017 01:09

Mo_Steel: Mar 7, 2008; Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together; Fun Shoe

Duscat posted:

https://i.imgur.com/dvJbESe.gifv

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9AY5rlosRY

# ? Sep 30, 2017 01:09

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

Oxxidation posted:

i am going to end this year as a worse person in every way than the one who started it and i don't expect it to stop until i'm dead

there are so many people in this nation who need to suffer and die and none of them will

i expect myself to either die form liver failure or a hate induced stroke/heart attack

# ? Sep 30, 2017 01:09

codenameFANGIO: May 4, 2012; What are you even booing here?

triple sulk posted:

trump is prez

this is correct, I just looked it up

# ? Sep 30, 2017 01:09

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Please clap...

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 16:43

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

Agrajag posted:

my hate is pure and undilluted. this gently caress despite the massive massive loss of life and human suffering has to make it about how great his response (he's lying) is to it.

AND NOBODY IN THE MEDIA CALL HIM OR HIS GOONS ON IT!

they keep doing their both sides schtick

# ? Sep 30, 2017 01:11

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