Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

NUKES CURE NORKS posted:

if puerto rico wants trump's help then they probably should have voted for him in 2016

actually trump only helps people who DIDN'T vote for him, so this is a departure from the norm

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

YOU A loving HAT posted:

Hey assholes, we have fun and shenans in this thread but

DONATE, ffs: http://unidosporpuertorico.com/en/



I have nothing, 25 is all I could give before I can't pay bills, and I donated, so just DO it.

talked about it with the wife, she's been looking into it, the problem is finding the best charity to donate to since the problem right now is one where money is not as fungible as it usually is in disasters that occur in land-accessible areas, also there's so many grifters and well-meaning idiots out there now whenever anything happens

disaster relief thus delegated to my better half, i'ma continue to shitpost

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Agrajag posted:

god drat i hate this bumbling orange baboon

yeah uh can we not

baboons are beautiful, intelligent and gentle

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Oxxidation posted:

i am going to end this year as a worse person in every way than the one who started it and i don't expect it to stop until i'm dead

there are so many people in this nation who need to suffer and die and none of them will

this is how revolutions start

i think they WANT a revolution

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Do the blackface, Donny. You know you want to.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
how come theres never been a serial killer that kills rich people

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:
so price got diced, eh

shouldnt gone for the second spin, bub

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


the black husserl posted:

i have done the same. everybody should donate

but honestly? i feel loving sick to my stomach that i'm going broke while our rulers, who should be fixing this, are flying around on private jets. i feel like i'm getting played in a big way.

you are.

we all are.

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

Al! posted:

how come theres never been a serial killer that kills rich people

its called heart disease actually but it went out with 80s high end cuisine

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Al! posted:

how come theres never been a serial killer that kills rich people

rich people have too much protection

iSheep
Feb 5, 2006

by R. Guyovich

triple sulk posted:

trump is prez

thats hosed up

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Brother Friendship posted:

its called heart disease actually but it went out with 80s high end cuisine

at this point i bet rich people are able to buy new hearts for transplants

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

guys...the killers suck

they have like 6 good songs and then its the toilet pretty :sad: record for being 25 for the past 20 years.

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
freezing your dna so that future technology can create a clone of you seems like a better method of passing on your genes than mixing them all up with someone else's dna in a kid who's not even you. sloppy.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

SKULL.GIF posted:

you are.

we all are.

sure hope someone else does something about this soon

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Yinlock posted:

sure hope someone else does something about this soon

gaia is.

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

Agrajag posted:

at this point i bet rich people are able to buy new hearts for transplants

why else would the third world exist if not for precious human organs

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Brother Friendship posted:

guys...the killers suck

they have like 6 good songs and then its the toilet pretty :sad: record for being 25 for the past 20 years.

how come theres never been a serial killer who only kills members of the killers

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

weeb

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

FabioClone posted:

freezing your dna so that future technology can create a clone of you seems like a better method of passing on your genes than mixing them all up with someone else's dna in a kid who's not even you. sloppy.

:same: but you gotta breed the natural way and let your progeny fight it out to see who is superior

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Baller Ina posted:

so price got diced, eh

shouldnt gone for the second spin, bub

If Price hadn't apologized I think he'd still have a job.

"Yea I took a private jet, what are you gonna do about it? It's for work stfu mainstream media" shoulda been his play

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


it's kind of lazy about it, the rich will probably survive

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

new blade runner lookin' good

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

FabioClone posted:

freezing your dna so that future technology can create a clone of you seems like a better method of passing on your genes than mixing them all up with someone else's dna in a kid who's not even you. sloppy.

i'm the smear of epithelial cells stored in a freezer for 90 years then thrown out

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

TRUMP

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

C'mon guys:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgsS3nhRRzQ

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

FabioClone posted:

freezing your dna so that future technology can create a clone of you seems like a better method of passing on your genes than mixing them all up with someone else's dna in a kid who's not even you. sloppy.

thanks for the input mr tessier-ashpoole

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:
Time for a very controversial opinion.


Everyone ready?











M*a*s*h is good

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Agrajag posted:

at this point i bet rich people are able to buy new hearts for transplants

how do you think dick cheney qualified for a heart transplant

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Thatim posted:

Time for a very controversial opinion.


Everyone ready?











M*a*s*h is good


https://i.imgur.com/s5MdBBy.gifv

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

FabioClone posted:

freezing your dna so that future technology can create a clone of you seems like a better method of passing on your genes than mixing them all up with someone else's dna in a kid who's not even you. sloppy.

as a fantastic practical joke, ive altered the cum storage tanks so every single clone will have an rear end for a face

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

YOU A loving HAT posted:

Hey assholes, we have fun and shenans in this thread but

DONATE, ffs: http://unidosporpuertorico.com/en/



I have nothing, 25 is all I could give before I can't pay bills, and I donated, so just DO it.

Gave $50 amigo.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

im not sure why there was a button specifically for assface but i won't question science

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Duscat posted:

how do you think dick cheney qualified for a heart transplant

i was wondering this since he was outside of the age range for the transplant list and somehow also found a willing surgeon

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Thatim posted:

M*a*s*h is good

okay dad

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



Duscat posted:

how do you think dick cheney qualified for a heart transplant

clonus

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i was wondering this since he was outside of the age range for the transplant list and somehow also found a willing surgeon

omg dick cheney started the iraq war so he could find a donor amongst the hundreds of thousands dead iraqis

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Duscat posted:

how do you think dick cheney qualified for a heart transplant

didnt steve jobs blow through like 3 livers

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

Thatim posted:

Time for a very controversial opinion.


Everyone ready?











M*a*s*h is good

I'm wearing my M*A*S*H shirt my friend gave me and it's my favorite shirt.

  • Locked thread