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white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Denizen_Cons posted:

You mean employed people? I can't have any weed in my system because my company doesn't have a tolerance policy for a legal substance in my state if an accident occurs.

lol if your job tests for that poo poo

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Reality Winner posted:

companies dont get to arbitrarily decide what is "for cause"

what fraction of employees do you think can afford a lawyer to assert that tho

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

YOU A loving HAT posted:

Hey assholes, we have fun and shenans in this thread but

DONATE, ffs: http://unidosporpuertorico.com/en/



I have nothing, 25 is all I could give before I can't pay bills, and I donated, so just DO it.

thanks, I also posted links inn the megathread for donations

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

https://twitter.com/davedittell/status/675806988572319744?lang=en

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

pizzaria batepapo, trump tower

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

i constantly monitor my employees for weed particles

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





lewd obvs

Denizen_Cons
Oct 15, 2016

white sauce posted:

lol if your job tests for that poo poo

Lol. I drive for a living. Sue me. I'm making more than the median income for households in the US my self....

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Duscat posted:

pizzaria batepapo, trump tower

lol

https://munchies.vice.com/en_us/article/ezkkwz/meet-the-brazilian-man-whos-putting-birthday-cakes-and-6-packs-on-pizza

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

hells yes

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Someone redo this w/ missing Trump employees
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLSH-81yT7s

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

This is some

(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)

Bad PR

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

People who are in the know about this, how bad on a scale of 1-10 (1 = fine, 10 = apocalyptic) is Puerto Rico rite now

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Former Everything posted:

https://twitter.com/juryreporter/status/913935002475405313

The company that the state of Kentucky paid $15M to in the hope they will eventually build a factory here says respect are troops are flag and are president or get fired.

nothing more American than telling people what to think or do or say on their free time on threat of losing your job

None of these chucklefucks even served, if I had to guess

hyello hyes hyi am president of hyamerican company i do not know the hyenglish but i fire hyeveryone who does not submit, also the aclu are a bunch of pussies and i challenge them to bankrupt me in court, a thing that could obviously never happen because i am the smart BRING IT BITCHES WHITE POWER WHITE POWER

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Denizen_Cons posted:

Lol. I drive for a living. Sue me. I'm making more than the median income for households in the US my self....

lol indeed

way to go on being able to laugh without weed :unsmith:

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

GobiasIndustries posted:

This new The Leftovers intro is a bit on the nose




Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
[quote="“Former Everything”" post="“476904255”"]
https://twitter.com/juryreporter/status/913935002475405313

The company that the state of Kentucky paid $15M to in the hope they will eventually build a factory here says respect are troops are flag and are president or get fired.

nothing more American than telling people what to think or do or say on their free time on threat of losing your job

None of these chucklefucks even served, if I had to guess
[/quote]

lmao

dear employees if you have the ability to lawyer up, here js how to get 1 million dollars out of us

Arms_Akimbo
Sep 29, 2006

It's so damn...literal.

Denizen_Cons posted:

You mean employed people? I can't have any weed in my system because my company doesn't have a tolerance policy for a legal substance in my state if an accident occurs.

I used to have to do all the dangerous stuff at this grocery store I worked at because my bosses knew I'd drop dirty if I ever made a worker's comp claim

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

:allears:

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Intel&Sebastian posted:

This is some

(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)

Bad PR

Yow

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/kayleighmcenany/status/913924555223298049

uh ...

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/Evan_Rosenfeld/status/913879689478860800

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Intel&Sebastian posted:

lmao

dear employees if you have the ability to lawyer up, here js how to get 1 million dollars out of us

No kidding, why can't I get a boss that brazen and dumb

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
being a computer is a high honor :)

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/JuliaDavisNews/status/913920746874966017

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/markknoller/status/913887507510628352

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009


BREAKING rear end in a top hat denies he is the bad guy

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Yinlock posted:

i constantly monitor my employees for weed particles

:same:

but that's cause i want some

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




alnilam posted:

The Capitol City Goofball from the dancing homer ep of the simpson is clearly based off of the philly phanatic, easily the best mascot type person in the world of sports

the philly phanatic is my favorite person in modern sport

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
no youn cannot smoke the pot here without charing u loving capitalist

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

holy loving poo poo :stare:

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Nichael posted:

just now on MSNBC



:thunk:

gee man idk im not really sure this one is tough how come theoretical physicists get all the easy questions :mad:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




i feel like i could argue the case of his superiority to others convincingly, but im not sure if that reflects the phanatics objective merits or what

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Yinlock posted:

there totally is, it's when you steal other culture and claim it was always yours

i thought that was china

please respect 14000 years of american history

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

That DICK! posted:

there's no shortage of poo poo to be done in a case this extensive and it's probably too sensitive to throw an army of associates at

oh sure hire a bunch of full partners while youre at it not like anyone has to pay the bill except john q public and gently caress that guy he voted for hillary!!

TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009


Arms_Akimbo posted:

I used to have to do all the dangerous stuff at this grocery store I worked at because my bosses knew I'd drop dirty if I ever made a worker's comp claim

Last place I worked at a co-worker was injured by the propane refill guy (He got sprayed with a bit of LP on the hand causing a freeze burn) They made the employee go take a piss test, he pissed hot for weed and got fired because of it. HR said I needed to go take one too. I wasn't involved, just witnessed it. "Uh, no. I'm not doing that" Never heard anything after that.

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
the best people, just the very best, absolutely great value for money
https://twitter.com/TPM/status/913877937354674176

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




no lie, the chaos that would be sowed by a right wing attractive blonde woman loudly admitting that modern computer science is a direct result of female pioneers working for years and years at tedious tasks until it was sexy and marketable enough for white men to write them out of the histories would be p funny

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Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Squizzle posted:

i feel like i could argue the case of his superiority to others convincingly, but im not sure if that reflects the phanatics objective merits or what

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