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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012




Reality is not wrong

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Trogdos! posted:

here's the pic you cut the old av from. best i can do



thanks i'll do that. whats the av size limits these days

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
there we go

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


thinking about thos Last Time Trump Held u are hand :unsmith:

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

SKULL.GIF posted:

yinlock, witnessing north korea going from launching one missile a year to dozens a year, going from july reactive-to-defensive-maneuvers saberrattling to yelling at america for six months straight, watching america going from calm stoicism to "fire and fury" and "we will wipe them out",

"things have not changed at all whatsoever"

He's Canadian, not much we can do to uncuck him

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Fallen Hamprince posted:

not a big fish guy but i wouldnt eat anything called 'catfish nuggets' except maybe during a severe famine

Hahaha look at how wrong this bourgeois fucker is

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

A Handed Missus posted:



Reality is not wrong

Her name still owns

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/914069615332020224

The Juice is going to Florida!

Or possibly California

Either way, he is free to kill again :murder:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
good morning

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Joementum posted:

good morning



:coffee:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
:thunk:



Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Joementum posted:

good morning



A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


MariusLecter posted:

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/914069615332020224

The Juice is going to Florida!

Or possibly California

Either way, he is free to kill again :murder:

filling the HHS spot just got that much easier

Autism Sneaks
Nov 21, 2016

A Handed Missus posted:

filling the HHS spot just got that much easier



yesssss

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Fallen Hamprince posted:

not a big fish guy but i wouldnt eat anything called 'catfish nuggets' except maybe during a severe famine

https://twitter.com/AhmedinhoJr/status/913760663922790400

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/914073298157400064

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012




https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/sep/30/boris-johnson-caught-on-camera-reciting-kipling-in-myanmar-temple

wait there is a good part

quote:

Downing Street had to disown his remarks on Saudi Arabia in Rome – that it was puppeteering and playing proxy wars in the region.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqLIm0HOvuQ

A Handed Missus has issued a correction as of 11:50 on Sep 30, 2017

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

If North Korea ever invaded the mainland I'd pick up a weapon and start fighting alongside them

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Joementum posted:

good morning



he seems less concerned than usual

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.


Oh my God

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://twitter.com/trbrtc/status/913885238119583745

quite a malfunction there :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016


see i told u they eat garbage

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

oh my god

quote:

The previously unbroadcast footage shows the diplomat managing to halt Johnson before he could get to the line about a “Bloomin’ idol made o’ mud/ Wot they called the Great Gawd Budd” – a reference to the Buddha.

The gaffe came on the first visit to Myanmar by a British foreign secretary in five years. He had taken part in a ritual involving pouring water over a golden statue of what he described as “a very big guinea pig”, when he approached a 42-tonne bell, rang it with a wooden stick and spontaneously started reciting Kipling’s poem.

it keeps going

quote:

It captures multiple awkward moments in Johnson’s career at the Foreign Office. In Ankara in September 2016 it shows him being asked whether he would apologise for writing a crude limerick about the Turkish president which included the line that he had “sowed his wild oats with the help of a goat”. An initially shifty-looking Johnson rallied and replied with typical bluster that “nobody has seen fit to raise it”.

aaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

quote:

It shows him insulting European leaders in the wake of Donald Trump’s election victory as he complained about the “winge-o-rama” that greeted Trump’s win, and shows how Downing Street had to disown his remarks on Saudi Arabia in Rome – that it was puppeteering and playing proxy wars in the region.

He is also seen comparing President Hollande of France to a wartime prison guard who wants to “administer punishment beatings to anybody who chooses to escape, in the manner of some world war two movie”.

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

he's not exactly wrong about the saudis but lmao there's a reason May gave him the job of foreign secretary: she wanted him to gently caress up so bad he'd be too weakened to challenge her for the leadership. it isn't working, but not because boris isn't loving up

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



A Handed Missus posted:



Reality is not wrong

it's actually the evolution of humans tho

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Send Boris to South Africa, wanna see what dumb Afrikaners bullshit he spews

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Fallen Hamprince posted:

he's not exactly wrong about the saudis but lmao there's a reason May gave him the job of foreign secretary: she wanted him to gently caress up so bad he'd be too weakened to challenge her for the leadership. it isn't working, but not because boris isn't loving up

Oh yea Theresa May is actually playing 12D chess

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


isn't every Tory in government just an incompetent idiot?

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



bloody WANKAHS they are daft as a fackin BRUSH mate daft as a BRUSH m7

my dear ole dad gaw blimey my dear ole dad e says theyre avvin a LAUGH

avvin a laugh? u said a proper mouthful, dad

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



boris johnson: daft as a brush, mate

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



theresa may: daft as a fuckin brush and her hair looks like a brush too

and so does his! unbelievable! they even look like brushes

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

A Handed Missus posted:

isn't every poster in c-spam just an incompetent idiot?

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

A Handed Missus posted:

isn't every Tory in government just an incompetent idiot?

Well you see I like to imagine old women who are also politicians as hyper competent because I believe the meritocracy is strong and real

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



say what you will about maggie thatcher, at least her hair didnt... hang on

alf a mo


she DID have hair like a brush

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

white sauce posted:

Well you see I like to imagine old women who are also politicians as hyper competent because I believe the meritocracy is strong and real

Didn't hampants say she is loving up tho?

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Secretary Carson visits Beaumont Texas by U.S. Dept. of Housing and Urban Development (HUD), on Flickr

:rip: babby

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


GOOD MORNING

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/914087234869047296

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

what a tremendous piece of poo poo.

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY

But - YOURE TRUMP

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

punchymcpunch posted:

sylvester stallone was nearly the star of beverly hills cop, his movie cobra began as a bhc draft. when eddie murphy got cast they let him improvise a buncha poo poo and the greatest action comedy of all time was born

Blues Brothers has action, comedy and music and is clearly superior to almost all other movies, including Beverly Hills Cop. It also has fine instructional value w/r/t how to deal with Nazis.

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