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kibaces
Jul 11, 2016
280 char tweets are the loving worst

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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

the military didnt destroy puerto rico fat bitch! the weather did!!!!!!

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
Jesus Christ those loving tweets

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

I say this truml fellow is quite the old dodgery doo

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

the military didnt destroy puerto rico fat bitch! the weather did!!!!!!

The military technically did destroy the climate tho

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


Every two months or so, the big orange pisshog does something that actually shocks me, so I guess those tweets are it for this cycle. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
Lol Trump has turned the left against the Jones Act, which is like the classic labor law, what a loving mess

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
man oh man.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


alnilam posted:

I say this truml fellow is quite the old dodgery doo

it is quite possible, but I can't confirm it

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich
I'm happy Trump is president

Maybe we will wake up from our collective dream now?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

any coincidence the mayor of San Juan is a woman

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

euphronius posted:

any coincidence the mayor of San Juan is a woman

It's more because she's a woman of color, but that's just me being me.

I imagine if she was a blonde deferential bimbo then things would be different

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
PR: "help us, please I'm begging you please we are dying"

Trump:"stop being mean to me!"

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

He's making those teeets from a golf course btw

Iirc

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

The military [...] have done an amazing job. Puerto Rico was totally destroyed.

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

:golf:

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

it's kind of inspiring how the president is out there every day finding new and surprising ways to be a piece of poo poo

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
haha gently caress this I shouldn't be so pissed the instant I wake up

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

euphronius posted:

any coincidence the mayor of San Juan is a woman

Ding Ding Ding!!!

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

white sauce posted:

It's more because she's a woman of color, but that's just me being me.

I imagine if she was a blonde deferential bimbo then things would be different

she is a blonde you dipshit

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


https://twitter.com/realGulDukat/status/911438901885235200

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich
lol

Trump is....bad?!?!?

But how?!?

I thought he pivoted!!!

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Drunkboxer posted:

haha gently caress this I shouldn't be so pissed the instant I wake up

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004


gently caress my eyes, he just called hurricane victims who totally lack even the most rudimentary infrastructure too lazy to fix anything themselves.

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

she is a blonde you dipshit

Oops my b

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

he tweeted that from the golf course btw lmao

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/914094625488502784

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

wow is he terrible

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



so is he like trying to replace hitler as the person who people compare everyone they hate to

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
holy mama those tweets

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




yeah i hate it when ppl are unfair to FR

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

tacodaemon posted:

so is he like trying to replace hitler as the person who people compare everyone they hate to

trump is trying to become americas least popular man to escape some kind of genie curse but he can't because everything he does just makes the nation's worst people love him more

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
Ferk Dernerld Chirp

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

around the mattering a perimeter create

kibaces
Jul 11, 2016

euphronius posted:

He's making those teeets from a golf course btw

Iirc

totatlly forgot this, I hope he cuts medicare and gets some mattering. He can't keep getting away with everything (lol)

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

tacodaemon posted:

yeah i hate it when ppl are unfair to FR

Greyhawk was always the better setting anyway

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Fallen Hamprince posted:

to escape some kind of genie curse



:thunk:

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