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Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

Waffle House posted:

So what exactly are you accelerating into, would you say?

gay luxury space communism

# ? Sep 30, 2017 22:30

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# ? May 27, 2024 08:54

Quidam Viator: Jan 24, 2001; ask me about how voting Donald Trump was worth 400k and counting dead.

obviously a brick wall with my retard helmet off

# ? Sep 30, 2017 22:31

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

I do hope you hit your mark on the gay space communism. I feel like there may be more efficient means of doing it????

# ? Sep 30, 2017 22:35

Chernobyl baby: Jul 19, 2011

At this very moment.. America BURNS

# ? Sep 30, 2017 22:38

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

Waffle House posted:

I do hope you hit your mark on the gay space communism. I feel like there may be more efficient means of doing it????

if the west had its head screwed on straight, sure, we could just march in the streets and vote and institute socialism worldwide, but history has proven that reactionarism is the way things actually get done

# ? Sep 30, 2017 22:38

Clyde Radcliffe: Oct 19, 2014

Alan Smithee posted:

Why would Japanese businessmen go there. I thought they had taste

Maybe they were from China

There is the Japanese image of Americans that they're loud, garish, tacky and rude and Trump is the living embodiment of all the worst stereotypes they have about America. Maybe it's so they can take selfies in front of gold-plated toilets and instagram pics of the contents of a leaky garbage bag served on a slate to the folks back home with "LOL THIS IS WHAT AMERICANS BELIEVE" comments.

I dunno, but I did find this while googling Japanese opinions on Trump.

https://twitter.com/annafifield/status/717255567522336772

and also the secret behind the hair

https://twitter.com/annafifield/status/717256146659188736

# ? Sep 30, 2017 22:41

Pvt.Scott: Feb 16, 2007; What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Raged posted:

Adding to posts talking about vets feelings about the flag/anthem bullshit.

Every day at at the end of the day retreat is sounded as the flag is lowered. If you are outside anywhere on the base you have to stand at attention until it it is over.

If you want to see something funny watch what happens about a minute before retreat is sounded. You will see 99% of people running as fast as they can to get inside a building or dive into a car to avoid having to "pay respect to uuur flag". Good way to gently caress with your buddies was to get into the barracks first then block the door so they could not get inside in time.

Most vets could give less than a gently caress about the flag/anthem. People died so you don't have to give a gently caress like us.

Grew up on military bases, can confirm.

# ? Sep 30, 2017 22:42

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

if you want a good crash course in how hosed up military culture is, GIP is a wonderful resource, just please, really, don't touch the poop

# ? Sep 30, 2017 22:44

Pvt.Scott: Feb 16, 2007; What God wants, God gets, God help us all

mono posted:

"~~Puerto Rico~~ Texas was one of the worst deals we've ever done as a nation, maybe the worst of all time, I don't know. Many many very intelligent experts have briefed me on the ~~Puerto Rico~~ Texas deal and believe me folks I plan on giving it back to Mexico. I'm gonna say here Mexico, take back this mess. Huge mess, ~~Puerto Rico~~ Texas. And we're going to make them pay for it by the way."

# ? Sep 30, 2017 22:47

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Former DILF posted:

if you want a good crash course in how hosed up military culture is, GIP is a wonderful resource, just please, really, don't touch the poop

lol I'll do you one better, go to the Goldmine and read/listen to the "I will do readings of GIP's best posts"

You will then see why Puerto Rico's USMC contributions and their butts of iron are a national asset and it is important that we get them aid as fast as possible

edit: Here, have a link, that's easier.

"Honeyboy Bradley."

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3577577

quote:

So I grabbed a copy of Digital Fortress by Dan Brown, opened it in half, then pulled down my trousers and skivvies and inserted one half between my buttocks.

Let me back up a bit- as I'm sure you require some explanation for why this was my chosen course of action. You see; my rear end, is incredible. My rear-end is oddly enough, shaped like an attractive female's hind. My rear end could be described as: succulent, juicy, bouncy, bubbly, enticing, or even lusty. In case you haven't gotten the point yet: I've got one fat boypussy. If you cropped out the rest of my muscular frame, and were shown an image of only my behind, you would swear it was taken from the centerfold of Black Men Magazine. Needless to say, I didn't get it solely by means of genetics. I've always taken well to exercises of the legs and gluts, and my physiology shows this. My rear end is also incredibly strong, and when I clench it, it's feels like two mounds of titanium. This is why I decided to place the book between these two cheeks of mine.

I placed on half of the book between my cheeks and gripped the other half with both hands. With only the force of my rear end to hold the other end, I yanked as hard as I could until I ripped the fiction novel in half. Right down the binding, it split in two. The rest of the berthing was intrigued. If I could manage it, why shouldn't they?

Waffle House fucked around with this message at 22:52 on Sep 30, 2017

# ? Sep 30, 2017 22:49

Mr Havafap: Mar 27, 2005; The wurst kind of sausage

Former DILF posted:

I dont think you understand accelerationism, the point is to get to the brink as fast as possible to motivate the masses into progressive change

You're right I don't understand accelerationism, we as a species have been on the brink since before we tamed fire, there's nothing to accelerate since wherever we're going we're going at the rate of one second per second.

Quidam Viator posted:

Destroy the village in order to save it!

Uh..
Honestly I think the US could benefit from education more than anything else.

# ? Sep 30, 2017 22:51

My Rhythmic Crotch: Jan 13, 2011

Clyde Radcliffe posted:

There is the Japanese image of Americans that they're loud, garish, tacky and rude

this is probably due to our massive military presence there, made up largely of shitheel marines

# ? Sep 30, 2017 22:51

super macho dude: Aug 9, 2014

Stoatbringer posted:

Who on earth thought that Dijon mustard is "spicy"?
Now, good old English mustard on the other hand, can make your eyes water. But Dijon...?

Doddering out of touch white folk who think ketchup is almost too "ethnic"and the only acceptable condiment is mayonnaise.

# ? Sep 30, 2017 22:52

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

Mr Havafap posted:

Honestly I think the US could benefit from education more than anything else.

there you go again with your ivory tower liberal tax and spend elitism

# ? Sep 30, 2017 22:56

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

for real, the GOPs base is just a brick wall with the word NO painted on it in the blood of undesirables, you can't reason with it at all

anything you throw at it, it will mutate and desecrate and use it to hurt you

# ? Sep 30, 2017 22:59

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

MAGA

Why not done

# ? Sep 30, 2017 22:59

George H.W. Cunt: Oct 6, 2010

Lol at trump thinking the people of Puerto Rico can even watch the so called fake news right now.

# ? Sep 30, 2017 23:05

LordSloth: Mar 7, 2008; Disgruntled (IT) Employee

bloom posted:

It's not really fair to say Trump doesn't care about brown people. He doesn't care any people other than himself and immediate family members.

Tiffany would beg to differ.

Daily Dot & the Stern Tapes posted:

Stern then pipes in saying, �There was a rumor Donald Jr. and Ivanka tried to bump off the other child.�

�Tiffany?!� Quivers interjects.

�Is there any truth to that?� Stern asks.

�Tiffany is great,� Trump says. �I have a great child in Tiffany. I have great children.�

�And Tiffany�s taken out a hit on Melania�s new baby?� asks Stern. �Any truth to that?�

�Well,� Tump answers. �It does cut up the pie as you keep producing.�

�Tell me the truth though�� Stern says, pivoting to another topic.

LordSloth fucked around with this message at 23:12 on Sep 30, 2017

# ? Sep 30, 2017 23:09

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

I love game of thrones, im glad the real life sequel has masterfully pivoted to a comedic tone

# ? Sep 30, 2017 23:10

priznat: Jul 7, 2009; Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

I just picture Eric laying out Wile E Coyote style traps for Barron who outsmarts him every time.

# ? Sep 30, 2017 23:12

cnut: May 3, 2016

haljordan posted:

MAGA

Why not done

WANT APPROVAL!

# ? Sep 30, 2017 23:14

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Has a single Republican president not been a cartoon

# ? Sep 30, 2017 23:14

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

Powershift posted:

But what about her e-mails? huh?

# ? Sep 30, 2017 23:16

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

Waffle House posted:

Has a single Republican president not been a cartoon

thats a lol

# ? Sep 30, 2017 23:17

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Former DILF posted:

thats a lol

funny that they're all ugly fucks while the dems are attractive

:thunk:

# ? Sep 30, 2017 23:29

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Former DILF posted:

thats a lol

Mmmm. Yeah that's a lol

Ok, rephrase: I hope the Republicans don't ever stop running cartoon candidates

# ? Sep 30, 2017 23:40

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Waffle House posted:

Has a single Republican president not been a cartoon

Either that or a Thursday Next bookworld fugitive.

# ? Sep 30, 2017 23:51

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

we should all be really thankful that two scoops is too incompetent to wield the fasces and be hopeful that the federal government is reformed in a meaningful way to prevent the autocratic future we're clearly headed towards

# ? Sep 30, 2017 23:55

Teriyaki Hairpiece: Dec 29, 2006; I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Former DILF posted:

we should all be really thankful that two scoops is too incompetent to wield the fasces and be hopeful that the federal government is reformed in a meaningful way to prevent the autocratic future we're clearly headed towards

Iran Contra was a watershed moment

1. Congress decides what to do with the money
2. Congress says don't do this with the money
3. President does it anyway, in the worst possible way
4. President gets caught
5. No consequences for anybody involved

# ? Oct 1, 2017 00:05

Tumble: Jun 24, 2003; I'm not thinking of anything!

Former DILF posted:

we should all be really thankful that two scoops is too incompetent to wield the fasces and be hopeful that the federal government is reformed in a meaningful way to prevent the autocratic future we're clearly headed towards

its going to be funny as gently caress watching Trump supporters calmly say "actually he's innocent" if he gets tossed out of office

# ? Oct 1, 2017 00:06