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Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBJhzfvdyKw&t=47s

when trump hits send on a new tweet

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Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

lol

i am ur literal billionaire god emperor, send me monaeys to expel the browns, 1 dollar = 1 pray, 10 dollars = 10 prays

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

cumshitter posted:

the only gaiman book i read was about a guy who goes into a magical underworld or something, sorta like that fallen London game, and halfway through it i realized that he had basically added some extra words to a movie script because it read more like instructions to a director than a novel

neverwhere is good, i will fight you

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Salt Fish posted:

Donald trump is a loving idiot, but so are the people that try to act surprised whenever he drools out some bullshit onto twitter. Anyway, should I buy a switch? If so which games should I get and how many controllers should I get (I don't have any friends but I'm an optimist!).

yes

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Salt Fish posted:

I'm shocked, SHOCKED that the worlds dumbest man did something dumb. Holy gently caress can you believe it?? He went and did some dumb poo poo again! It's shocking!

whats the deal with the dumb prez anywya :jerry:

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



cumshitter posted:

the only gaiman book i read was about a guy who goes into a magical underworld or something, sorta like that fallen London game, and halfway through it i realized that he had basically added some extra words to a movie script because it read more like instructions to a director than a novel

maybe he was just writing it the way he writes comics did it have a buncha poo poo like "draw this lady's boobs REAL BIG" or "this guy is goth as gently caress" ?

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Duscat posted:

lol

i am ur literal billionaire god emperor, send me monaeys to expel the browns, 1 dollar = 1 pray, 10 dollars = 10 prays

i tried that, they just went to baltimore and kept beating me

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



switches are in full stock pretty much in a lot of targets. if you don't buy one now they will all go bye bye once super mario odyssey is out

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





i am regularly shocked by the new nadirs he finds and that's my right imo

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



[quote="“Vertical Lime”" post="“476931354”"]
https://twitter.com/yashar/status/914304424897601536
https://twitter.com/yashar/status/914305304111861760

TRUMP
[/quote]

the funniest part about trump using the presidency only to enrich himself is that he could just cut out the middle man and order the treasury to give him a trillion dollar coin and nobody would do anything about it

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://twitter.com/VanHicklestein/status/914252755212079105

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





triple sulk posted:

switches are in full stock pretty much in a lot of targets. if you don't buy one now they will all go bye bye once super mario odyssey is out

snes :smith:

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
he sunk to ralph's nadir thank you i will be here all week tell your friends

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Reality Winner posted:

he sunk to ralph's nadir thank you i will be here all week tell your friends

oh lol

nice

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Ok so odyssey, mario kart and zelda?

gregday
May 23, 2003

the funniest part about that campaign fundraising email is his hand photoshopped to be larger

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
Nader!?
I hardly even know her!

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
my first reaction to the 280 character limit is that i don't like it

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

tacodaemon posted:

:siren: COMING UP at 10:00pm-ish eastern/7:00pm-ish pacific on NITE CREW TV -- the next or something couple episodes of the quasi-educational early 80s TV show Voyagers!

Handsome, strong-jawed Phineas Bogg (Jon-Erik Hexum) is an 18th century sea pirate who has been recruited to work as a Voyager, traveling through time to fix problems in history! Due to a wacky misadventure he finds himself accompanied by 12-year-old '80s NYC orphan Jeffrey Jones (Meeno Peluce), whose status as a history-class nerd in school makes him invaluable once Bogg accidentally loses the book that was meant to tell him how history was supposed to go!



Nite Crew will present Voyagers! in living color on NITE CREW TV

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Shear Modulus posted:

it's not looking good for islamic state going into their big rivalry game against islamic tech next week imo

lol nice

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/NYDailyNews/status/914289017834950656

finally hamilton will be president

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

https://twitter.com/columbiabugle/status/914255460563169280
https://twitter.com/columbiabugle/status/914255668927913984
https://twitter.com/columbiabugle/status/914256058817769472
https://twitter.com/columbiabugle/status/914256249704783872
https://twitter.com/columbiabugle/status/914256484279521280

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
people don't go to hell they're sent there, nobody wakes up thinking they'll spend their sunday stroll crossing acheron

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
hmm let me think a brand new video game console that has two games out for $300, or twenty game of the year/gold editions of highly acclaimed video games from the past five years

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Duscat posted:

hmm let me think a brand new video game console that has two games out for $300, or twenty game of the year/gold editions of highly acclaimed video games from the past five years

Computers are for nerds thats probably why I don't have any friends.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

redneck nazgul posted:

neverwhere is good, i will fight you

not saying i didnt enjoy it but that's the feeling I got from reading it. I was an enflish major so im good at reading stuff

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
any star spangled banner short than 4 minutes isnt worth listening to let alone standing

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Salt Fish posted:

Computers are for nerds thats probably why I don't have any friends.

computer is friend

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





thankfully, i don't self-identify as "folks"

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Office Pig posted:

computer is friend

Stay alert! Trust no one! Keep your laser handy!

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
I respect all flags. They are important things. I look and them and I close my eyes and I concentrate how it must feel to be a flag, flowing and collapsing on the whims of the wind. What a wonderful existence. Everyone should love and respect flags.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
what would the founding fathers think of not standing for the star spangled banner















probably what is the star spangled banner??

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Rah! posted:

somebody call oprah



Still cracks me up. So good.

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Duscat posted:

hmm let me think a brand new video game console that has two games out for $300, or twenty game of the year/gold editions of highly acclaimed video games from the past five years

why are you posing a sarcastic choice between thing and thing's library

:v:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Jazerus posted:

imo v. unfair that mirror universe got the beard marker instead of regular universe

i think mirror universe spock is the only (part) vulcan we see in the series w a beard, which suggests 2 things: he favors his human side in a way main spock doesnt; and following that, that its his humanity that both makes him capable of mirror universe savagery and also of the idealism that kirk inspires in him before they go back to their own universe

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





o poo poo i was gonna play fallout [1, that was free yesterday or today on steam]] i hope it runs on osx, lol

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
I love boobs

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
donald j gump

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




original recipe trek is always commenting on human nature, except i guess in parts of season 3

and maybe in the gary 7 ep

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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

juche avocado posted:

o poo poo i was gonna play fallout [1, that was free yesterday or today on steam]] i hope it runs on osx, lol

Nice

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