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Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
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2003 Spiderman









The Amazing Mole Man


Nancy


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Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!
BC


Phoebe


Baldo


Wiz


Big Nate


yesterday's Curtis


yesterday's Baby Blues

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Love those Tor edits.

Today's Garf


Zippy


Ripley's

Cicadalek
May 8, 2006

Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-fucked me, affront to humanity, war crime, should *literally* be tried for war crimes, talentless fuckfest, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another

Vargo posted:

yesterday's Baby Blues


This is just straight up that Calvin and Hobbes strip where he breaks his dad's binoculars.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set doesn't like to walk.


Working Daze makes a lazy joke, even by this strip's standards.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix is not covered by your insurance.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007





Having the impoverished child deliver the message about why we shouldn't try to help others. Nice.


Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

I"m starting to get the idea the Dinette Set aren't very nice people.

It's a strangely smart satire on normal people and how lovely they are as a matter of course.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


:lol:

Agreed on A3G though.

F Minus


I heart bacon posted:

They won't be Sloppy Joes, they'll be Orderly Darens.


I didn't remember this strip, so I got to enjoy it again.

Mark Trail



"Now turn down the light while I caress my rifle."

Mary Worth



The Phantom



Well I didn't expect that.

Pooch Cafe


Hel posted:

Ok, first I thought you were loving with us and sneaking in some edit, but they are seriously hiding the dog off-frame, while clearly drawing attention to it. Is this the new Apartment 3G where the writer tries to make the artist draw something they don't give a gently caress about?
Terry Beatty both writes and draws RMMD, so, maybe.

Rex Morgan MD



Edit: I like how with both Gilchrist brothers on Nancy, the signature is "Guy & Brad Gilchrist."

Murdstone fucked around with this message at 19:48 on Sep 30, 2017

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Julet Esqu posted:

Having the impoverished child deliver the message about why we shouldn't try to help others. Nice.




Oh god I don't even want to imagine what Mordock999's reaction to this strip will be.

Ms Boods
Mar 19, 2009

Did you ever wonder where the Romans got bread from? It wasn't from Waitrose!

This has seriously brightened my day.

readingatwork
Jan 8, 2009

Hello Fatty!


Fun Shoe
So yeah, as I mentioned I've been reading through the Peanuts archives on my morning/evening commutes. I'm enjoying the experience and I think others might as well so I think I'll start sharing some of the more interesting strips I find as I read. I'll try and keep my thoughts short and the posts infrequent as to avoid spamming up the thread with a bunch of :words:. Let me know if things get out of hand.

Peanuts 1950 (Oct - Dec):


The first comic really sums up why I'm enjoying this series.



Brutal.



Wait so they're only 4? Yikes. And here I thought Calvin was too smart for his age.



CB of the first couple years is actually a pretty upbeat and derpy kid most of the time. That said his existential angst is present right from the start.



If I were to point to one key difference between 50s Peanuts and the more modern versions It would have to be that the 50's version is very grounded. For example early Snoopy is just a dog and does very dog-like things.



There are literally dozens of comics dedicated to the punchline "Snoopy likes candy".



One thing that makes Peanuts a much better read than other old comics is that it feels a bit ahead of it's time when it comes to misogyny and racism. It's not perfect mind you (for example it will be almost 2 decades before the strip gets a black cast member) but it really seems like Shulz is quietly trying to be on the right side of history and I respect that.




No comment here. I just kind of enjoy this one.



Hey look at that! It's the first appearance of CB's iconic shirt! It actually kind of feels like I'm reading Peanuts now.

TofuDiva
Aug 22, 2010

Playin' Possum





Muldoon

Somebody's been reading The Dark Tower.

Or vice versa, if this is an old character.

Johnny Walker posted:

Rex Morgan MD



I thought at first that they were going for one of those "invisible dog" joke leashes, but that doesn't really fit June's reaction. Unless she doesn't get jokes.

csammis
Aug 26, 2003

Mental Institution

Evil Mastermind posted:

Oh god I don't even want to imagine what Mordock999's reaction to this strip will be.

It's not as bad as you'd think:



Most of the rest of the comments are giving Gunther sex advice. The guy who makes up a dozen titles for every strip hadn't shown up when I looked. gently caress this community.

treasureplane
Jul 12, 2008

throwing darts in lovers' eyes, &c.
King Aroo (April 29, 1952)


Wash Tubbs (February 13, 1930)


Gasoline Alley (March 12, 1924)


Lil' Abner (November 11, 1937)


Barney Google (March 15, 1923)


Alley Oop (June 14, 1934)

Digamma-F-Wau
Mar 22, 2016

It is curious and wants to accept all kinds of challenges

I don't know what the gently caress is going on in this story but 5 o'clock shadow over here looks like an unusually buff and rugged Tommy Wiseau

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

The Ayshkerbundy posted:

I don't know what the gently caress is going on in this story but 5 o'clock shadow over here looks like an unusually buff and rugged Tommy Wiseau Cher.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Johnny Walker posted:

The Phantom



Well I didn't expect that.

Simian_Prime
Nov 6, 2011

When they passed out body parts in the comics today, I got Cathy's nose and Dick Tracy's private parts.

The Ayshkerbundy posted:

I don't know what the gently caress is going on in this story but 5 o'clock shadow over here looks like an unusually buff and rugged Tommy Wiseau

OH HAI MARK (Trail)

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Mea Culpa posted:



Bad Machinery









Oh wow. I didn't realize it at first but I've seen this comic. A couple years ago it inspired an epic Football Manager Let's Play: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3584222

TACKLEFORD :argh:

Tuxedo Ted
Apr 24, 2007

Johnny Walker posted:

Rex Morgan MD



Edward might be my spirit animal now?




Also here's one from an Archie a while back that spoke to me.



Dunno if it works with the total transparency thing though.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange



Does Reader's Digest even publish condensed books anymore?

Pros and Cons

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Heathcliff


Piranha Club


Dick Tracy


Judge Parker


9 Chickweed Lane

Pfft. As if it takes eleven minutes to read this comic strip.

Pibgorn

Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!

Cicadalek posted:

This is just straight up that Calvin and Hobbes strip where he breaks his dad's binoculars.


Winsor McCay Comic Strip(click for huge)


And He Did. (March, 1917)


Outbursts of Everett True (May, 1917)


Doings of the Duffs. (January, 1919, click for big)


Fritzi Ritz (click for big)


The Gay Thirties (December, 1935, click for big))


They'll Do It Every Time (December, 1940, click for big)


Dick Tracy (April, 1941, click for big)


Mopsy (May, 1941)


Archie (May, 1956, click for big)


Marmaduke (August, 1959)


Mr. Tweedy (September 1970, click for big)


Feiffer (1975, click for big)


Andy Capp (February, 1972, click for big)


Wee Pals (April, 1972, click for big)

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set is killing time.


Working Daze shows no improvement.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix looks 20 minutes into the future.

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Intelligent Life



Take It From the Tinkersons



random Dark Side of the Horse



Viivi & Wagner

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:
People still use the term muggles?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Calaveron posted:

People still use the term muggles?

only muggles

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Calaveron posted:

People still use the term muggles?
It could be worse, he could be calling them normies.

Digamma-F-Wau
Mar 22, 2016

It is curious and wants to accept all kinds of challenges

Strontium posted:

Intelligent Life


insert an uggghhh so long it broke the thread's formatting

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Calaveron posted:

People still use the term muggles?

Look at this Muggle

Medenmath
Jan 18, 2003
Prince Valiant



So yeah, the solution is slavery.

Heh, stable future.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Dustin




non-Sunday arcs aren't supposed to bleed into Sunday but thankfully Dustin gives us enough exposition that this comic can be read standalone

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Arlo and Janis



Tina's Groove Classic (February 16, 2006)



Arlo and Janis Classic (February 16, 1996)



Garfield Classic (February 16, 1986)

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Strontium posted:

Take It From the Tinkersons

Bettwy has not actually seen the Exorcist.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
oh

I thought the joke was she was gonna crucify whoever ate her cereal

Ms Boods
Mar 19, 2009

Did you ever wonder where the Romans got bread from? It wasn't from Waitrose!

Ein cooler Typ posted:

oh

I thought the joke was she was gonna crucify whoever ate her cereal

I get through my hate-read of the Tinkersons by assuming the hoodie-wearing father is Nicholas Cage. But yeah, the joke would have less creepy connotations if he said, e .g., 'We're gonna need an old priest and a young priest.'

Or just call in Alan Ford.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Aardmania posted:

9 Chickweed Lane

Pfft. As if it takes eleven minutes to read this comic strip.

Oh yeah. Screw that guy who married your mother and raised you as if you were his own, which he thought you were but your mother got pregnant when she slept with a Nazi and never told him, but married him out of some weird feeling of obligation, trapping both of them in a loveless marriage for decades. This is all part of a beautiful love story somehow.

F Minus



Mark Trail



Mary Worth



The Phantom



Pooch Cafe



So Hudson is either just "worthy," or an alien, or an android, right?

Rex Morgan MD



I wonder if Beatty's reintroducing Rene the art forger/teacher again.

Flash Gordon April, 1956



Geez guys he hasn't even done anything wrong or expressed a desire to.



Ok, yeah, he's evil, but they had no way of knowing that.



What is he doing to that car? :eek:



Angry Salami
Jul 27, 2013

Don't trust the skull.

Johnny Walker posted:

Pooch Cafe



So Hudson is either just "worthy," or an alien, or an android, right?

All dogs are worthy, by virtue of being Good Boys.

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home
All Dogs Go To Valhalla

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Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange



Pros and Cons

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