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super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Can't believe I missed this a week ago

https://mobile.twitter.com/hannibalburess/status/911624773087776768

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morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!


It's OK everyone, return to your homes, the buildings have been inspected for safety! It's OK to go back home now! ALL buildings in Puerto Rico are now safe. Thank you!

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Coco Rodreguiz
Jan 12, 2007

Peckerhead isn't used enough as an insult if you ask me.
I had a dream last night that I took buses to DC to go to see Supreme Court hearings and all I did was heckle Neil Gorsuch.

"You suck Neil!" "Hey Neil, eat my rear end you evil fucker!"

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/914497947517227008

war? :D

Megaraptor
Dec 10, 2004

Life, uh...finds a way
He's taking a break from congratulating himself on P.R. ~Mission Accomplished~ to undercut his sec of state and re-ignite (lol) NK feud.


https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/914497877543735296

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/914497947517227008

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/914497877543735296

edit: oh baby a triple!

ambient robot
Apr 23, 2014

by Lowtax
lmao at telling the people in your administration trying to solve things peacefully not to bother since you're planning on nuclear holocaust regardless

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

He is legit a super dumb motherfucker hahahaha and people voted for him lmao

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

sugar free jazz posted:

He is legit a super dumb motherfucker hahahaha and people voted for him lmao

he's basically a 6 year old

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

i was first ;D

anyway, is it possible to declare war through twitter? it seems like you can ban trans soldiers with it so why not

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Remember that Trump added "Little" because he thought Rocket Man could be considered a compliment. Because he's a retard.

edit: https://twitter.com/ManMountain78R3/status/914498180275888128

Didn't he technically give a knee?

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

my new dog posted:

i was first ;D

anyway, is it possible to declare war through twitter? it seems like you can ban trans soldiers with it so why not

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2017/07/joint-chiefs-transgender-ban-military
THE MILITARY IS OFFICIALLY IGNORING TRUMP’S TRANSGENDER ORDER
The chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff says tweets don’t count as policy.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011


What the loving Christ? How is this reality?

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)

That guy Trump, that guy is the USA president? That small minded, bigoted, ineloquent, walking disaster, insecure and petty fuckwit? :lol:

E: even funnier that it wasn't a coup and some people actually support him.

Fo3 fucked around with this message at 16:00 on Oct 1, 2017

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





haljordan posted:

Remember that Trump added "Little" because he thought Rocket Man could be considered a compliment. Because he's a retard.

edit: https://twitter.com/ManMountain78R3/status/914498180275888128

Didn't he technically give a knee?

maybe he stole the leg from someone else

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/914497947517227008

:hmbol: The PRESIDENT, everybody!

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Another lol that this orange twatwaffle is prez.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
Little Rocket Man Will Not Be Reasoned With!

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Conservatives cannot tell photoshops

https://twitter.com/cjlongoria07/status/913617954566160384

https://twitter.com/Seahawks/status/683828324720721920

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
Hey pal of mine don't you worry, I a real human being is telling you to take it easy with the politics as real humans with empathy do. Which I am

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Conservatives cannot tell photoshops

https://twitter.com/mithrilknight/status/914158891444916230

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.
Speaking of Tillerson, wtf is this Cuba sonic weapon crap he's spewing?

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
All we are saying, is peace is a waste of time.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

Obsidianheart posted:

Speaking of Tillerson, wtf is this Cuba sonic weapon crap he's spewing?

Something that merits a lol, in fact.

Some US diplomats who went over to Cuba for some reason or another (I forget) all stayed in the same hotel, and all complained that they heard unexplained sounds during the night and then the next day had nausea and memory loss. This clearly means that the Cubans developed a sonic weapon and tested it on US diplomats.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

Obsidianheart posted:

Speaking of Tillerson, wtf is this Cuba sonic weapon crap he's spewing?

oh it's pretty cool actually, a bunch of people at the US embassy in Cuba came down with illnesses and hearing loss, so a few experts believe that it could have been a sonic attack. that means that some shady organization was using a device that produces inaudible soundwaves to make mess with peoples heads and ears and stuff.

http://www.cnn.com/2017/09/23/politics/cuba-sonic-attack/index.html

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
It's Sonic coming to get the Emeralds :chaostrump:

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

haljordan posted:

Remember that Trump added "Little" because he thought Rocket Man could be considered a compliment. Because he's a retard.

edit: https://twitter.com/ManMountain78R3/status/914498180275888128

Didn't he technically give a knee?

that is the highest and tightest high and tight i've ever seen.

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010


So I guess John Kelly's just given up

armchairyoda
Sep 17, 2008
Melman

Mikl posted:

Something that merits a lol, in fact.

Some US diplomats who went over to Cuba for some reason or another (I forget) all stayed in the same hotel, and all complained that they heard unexplained sounds during the night and then the next day had nausea and memory loss. This clearly means that the Cubans developed a sonic weapon and tested it on US diplomats.

Obviously not an excuse for not logging their time with their Russian handlers... :tinfoil:

Lol, we’re all going to die due to the biglyest, best corruption and collusion. Probably on: Tuesday!

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Chuck Buried Treasure posted:

So I guess John Kelly's just given up

He's in a broom closet somewhere in the WH in full dress uniform, service weapon cock and pressed against his temple weighing the pros and cons.

Ashmole
Oct 5, 2008

This wish was granted by Former DILF
Where's that stupid goebbels wannabe piece of poo poo stephen miller been? I bet he will come out and say "puerto rico isnt even a state anyway, you cosmopolitan"

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Chuck Buried Treasure posted:

So I guess John Kelly's just given up

Dude probably spends his days drinking in a locked office. Occasionally some staffer will knock on the door, only to be answered with a "gently caress off! i can't do it anymore". That UN thing broke him.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

He's in a broom closet somewhere in the WH in full dress uniform, service weapon cock and pressed against his temple weighing the pros and cons.

:smithicide:

My Rhythmic Crotch
Jan 13, 2011

man this really came full circle. at first I was pretty sure the Puerto Rico "response" was to distract from the fact that Kim got the last word on him by calling him a dotard. Now it seems he's stoking the NK drama as a way to get the narrative off Puerto Rico

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Tumble posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/914466534365569025
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/914467502251528192

lmfao he is such a terrible president. can you guys even believe that when he says this, a bunch of people will nod their heads and say to themselves and others: "He's right"? that is some crazy poo poo my friends

https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/914486247673954304

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

The thing about playing Russian Roulette is that eventually the hammer falls on a chamber that has a bullet in it.

He really really does want this to escalate to war but he doesn’t quite have a cassus beli yet. Once he does expect rockets to start flying.

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004


Can someone explain this to me, because the cognitive dissonance is making me taste copper?

Because the message seems to be that the president who had 5 draft deferments is using a disabled man injured in a war of choice as a prop to state that we have no freedom to protest and stating what all servicemen believe is in perfect accord with their blistering hawkishness.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
LOL

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/520877672059379713

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happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Terrorist Haka Dance.

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