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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > TRUMP257: An avalanche of horrific disasters
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Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Truga posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/914565910798782465

can only be failed

trump is very dumb

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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

https://twitter.com/steelworkers/status/914565605679706112

so now I know depends are made by steelworkers

One Big Union

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


 https://twitter.com/statedeptspox/status/914557115645202432
https://twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/914567368818298880

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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
"I won't fail"

Famous last words

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


 do you think twimp will tweet "make america great again!" as he pushes the big red button

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



 NK could probably ease the strain of sanctions by selling nukes to non nuclear states we are about to invade

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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://twitter.com/statedeptspox/status/914557662477606912

please call this is inportant

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Ugly Tony
May 6, 2005

It's not even Tuesday, dog
 twitter killed us all

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Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

white sauce posted:

just lmao if you have a subscription to the NYT

It always remains funny to me that people sub to NYT/WaPo/etc

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Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

SKULL.GIF posted:

do you think twimp will tweet "make america great again!" as he pushes the big red button

he's gonna have them set it up so it automatically tweets that when he pushes the button

right at the end we're going to get hundreds of MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN tweets as the missiles fly

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



 Like yeah only one nuke isn't the best prevention but I bet you could do some damage by setting it off in the middle of a carrier group

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ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

juche avocado posted:

he's talking about the vote to reconfirm the fcc commissioner, ajit pai

or however he spells it

I think

they're gonna reconfirm him probably, which sucks, but otoh change is scary and bad

so

i mean he's not wrong and ajit sucks and everything about him sucks

well that's pretty bad but not the baddest of bad but i don't know why they have to vote for that again

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


 rn thinking about how 25 years from now history textbooks will cover the last few months in a few paragraphs as if they all happened in rapidfire sequence, while actually living through the last three months has felt more like three years

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juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009

a.lo posted:

Why is he still talking about rocket men

his brain only works on rudimentary action -> perceived reaction reward pathways, op

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014

SKULL.GIF posted:

rn thinking about how 25 years from now history textbooks will cover the last few months in a few paragraphs as if they all happened in rapidfire sequence, while actually living through the last three months has felt more like three years

we wont exist in 25 years so neither will history

ha ha !

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Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/517391005281439744

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

he's gonna have them set it up so it automatically tweets that when he pushes the button

right at the end we're going to get hundreds of MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN tweets as the missiles fly

https://i.imgur.com/qrmekAw.gifv

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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
lol just lol

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Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Reality Winner posted:

rocket man, son of rocket man
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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Reality Winner posted:

https://twitter.com/statedeptspox/status/914557662477606912

please call this is inportant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SbUC-UaAxE

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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

triple sulk posted:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/914565910798782465

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y12_cVX2exw

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Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/jbgoff/status/914566159151792129

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Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
gonna suck when donald trump assassinates billy joel

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Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/897799882802704385

will be the last thing you see

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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/DEFCONWSALERTS/status/914188609938497537

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014

Kazak_Hstan posted:

gonna suck when donald trump assassinates billy joel

wrong person

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Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
between trump's nk tweet and the poo poo in catalonia, it should be clear, even to normies, that fascism is entirely antithetical to socialism: it works on the weekends

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juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009

Reality Winner posted:

https://twitter.com/statedeptspox/status/914557662477606912

please call this is inportant

there's an interesting article in WaPo today about this that completely contradicts this official statement lol

read it, kind of an interesting look behind tha scenes

(and a reminder that there still exists space behind the scenes)

https://www.washingtonpost.com/worl...5a14_story.html

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YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH

cumshitter posted:

i keep writing handwritten letters to trimana, the #1 office lunch place that is in every office building, and they still won't send me a t shirt

also holy poo poo one of my neighbors is wearing so much perfume i can smell it on my patio. Reminds me of when i worked consumer lending and a crazy lady who sold $4000 worth of couches showed up at our office one day with her customer and she smelled like mary queen of scots the queen who only bathed twice in her life and never wiped her rear end and covered it up with perfume

hey i like your dumb made up stories as much as the next person but get actual facts straight, Mary Queen of Scots DID bathe, preferred bathing with wine poured in her bath for her complexion and in fact had a bath house built for her in Holyrood when she moved there.

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017

zen death robot posted:

Russia's launch detection system is gonna auto-launch at us and CHUDS will be praising kek.
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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 trump

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Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Reality Winner posted:

https://twitter.com/statedeptspox/status/914557662477606912

please call this is inportant

hard to do diplomacy when we promise them nothing and they can't even trust us on that

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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Baloogan posted:

lol just lol

You're loving this aren't you, you pos

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Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer

triple sulk posted:

wrong person

huh, so it is

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017

MariusLecter posted:

You're loving this aren't you, you pos



me, when trump tweets about armageddon

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Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

zen death robot posted:

I'm gonna stare at the flash
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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



 KJU has already won and he knows it lol

Any move we make must be calculated assuming Seoul and Tokyo taste nuclear hellfire

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Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Epic High Five posted:

Like yeah only one nuke isn't the best prevention but I bet you could do some damage by setting it off in the middle of a carrier group

or you could hide one in pyongyeng with a dead-man's switch on a two month delay

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YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH

Reality Winner posted:

https://twitter.com/statedeptspox/status/914557662477606912

please call this is inportant

gosh I hope Kim checks his twitter soon

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Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
please, rocket man is my father, call me little rocket man

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