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cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Office Pig posted:

at least, the real cumshitter

uh im gay as gently caress im never more than 30 minutes away from having gross old man dick if i want it

one time i was on a gay hookup website and an oler guy messaged me: "i would kill for you if anyone ever hurt you"

you better believe i let him take out that travis bickle fury out on my rear end in a top hat

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Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

prefect posted:

Also, I do not like Supergirl's cape. What, it just sticks together at the corners like that? :rant:

Yeah that costume was terrible

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

prefect posted:

I mean, she just seems like a cool, funny person, and people like that get followed a lot. I bet she's pretty cool in real life, but I have no idea who she is there.

also not 'she' :ssh:

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
seriously, when choosing a site to check whether a twitter account is a bot, be sure it's not a site run by the same people who run the bots

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Guy Goodbody posted:

Yeah that costume was terrible



Thank god they left her knees uncovered! :jackbud:


:rolleye:

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Epic High Five posted:

I can't respect any faith that tolerates usury, sorry Calvincucks

read up on islamic banking

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.




if trump traveled to gay weed Washington state im pretty sure he would deliquesce into a puddle of centipedes

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004


is this like signing up for amber alerts

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:
i am so bad at csgo

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
im a bot

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


Thatim posted:

i am so bad at csgo

thast probably for the best

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


lmao 60 minutes is doing a puff piece on scalise tonight rofl

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Guy Goodbody posted:

Yeah that costume was terrible



:smug:

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






wow lol the headlines did not prepare me for the uncut (cut) trump

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Al-Saqr posted:

lol I know george simmons is a giant piece of poo poo but holy poo poo how lame is it that the whole 'rocker culture' that was marketed as rebiliousness and made pearl clutching boomers poo poo their panties has turned into the lamest thing imaginable.

Simmons is literally the worst person in the US entertainment industry, a known cesspit of degenerates and criminals.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

beep boop

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

prefect posted:

I mean, she just seems like a cool, funny person, and people like that get followed a lot. I bet she's pretty cool in real life, but I have no idea who she is there.

Well exactly. But, you don't even know if she's a real person; or if she is even a she. I read this thread because, as stupid as it sounds, I enjoy hearing what the people here have to say about politics. I don't know who any of you are but, I enjoy hearing your perspectives on stuff. And, most of you, at some point will post something that's longer than 140 characters so I feel pretty sure that you're probably all real people.

Except maybe Turdfuzz; I'm not sure about him.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
turdfuzz is a real boy

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

radical meme posted:

Well exactly. But, you don't even know if she's a real person; or if she is even a she. I read this thread because, as stupid as it sounds, I enjoy hearing what the people here have to say about politics. I don't know who any of you are but, I enjoy hearing your perspectives on stuff. And, most of you, at some point will post something that's longer than 140 characters so I feel pretty sure that you're probably all real people.

Except maybe Turdfuzz; I'm not sure about him.

I'm actualpostin but I wouldn't go as far as to call me a real person

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

radical meme posted:

Well exactly. But, you don't even know if she's a real person; or if she is even a she. I read this thread because, as stupid as it sounds, I enjoy hearing what the people here have to say about politics. I don't know who any of you are but, I enjoy hearing your perspectives on stuff. And, most of you, at some point will post something that's longer than 140 characters so I feel pretty sure that you're probably all real people.

Except maybe Turdfuzz; I'm not sure about him.

i poo poo cum

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004


are you a gobot

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:

cumshitter posted:

i poo poo cum

how often do you need to refill to poo poo cum?

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





radical meme posted:

Well exactly. But, you don't even know if she's a real person; or if she is even a she. I read this thread because, as stupid as it sounds, I enjoy hearing what the people here have to say about politics. I don't know who any of you are but, I enjoy hearing your perspectives on stuff. And, most of you, at some point will post something that's longer than 140 characters so I feel pretty sure that you're probably all real people.

Except maybe Turdfuzz; I'm not sure about him.

opinions on rando even maybe bot tweets are also opinions on politics bing bong fixed your problem

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Thatim posted:

how often do you need to refill to poo poo cum?

my rear end in a top hat is like a hummer so i guess 16 miles per gallon?

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

juche avocado posted:

opinions on rando even maybe bot tweets are also opinions on politics bing bong fixed your problem

The truth must be in the middle; wonder what the bots have to say.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i bascially fly around like iceman, but on a floating bridge made of cum

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:

cumshitter posted:

my rear end in a top hat is like a hummer so i guess 16 miles per gallon?

so... 16 shits per refuel?

Dairy Days
Dec 26, 2007

one time i made a bot that logged all the messages of this annoying russian guy who wouldn't ever shut up about bbc cucking and sonic the hedgehog which then let you generate markov chains of his chat messages and they were so close to the actual thing I can't trust a website and I even question my own ability to determine what is or isn't a bot

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

cumshitter posted:

i poo poo cum

So you say.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

"Let them eat cake"

Dairy Days
Dec 26, 2007

Dairy Days posted:

one time i made a bot that logged all the messages of this annoying russian guy who wouldn't ever shut up about bbc cucking and sonic the hedgehog which then let you generate markov chains of his chat messages and they were so close to the actual thing I can't trust a website and I even question my own ability to determine what is or isn't a bot

doing this made him extremely mad that he had been turned into a meme and he ragequit the chat room forever

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

>: (

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Dairy Days posted:

one time i made a bot that logged all the messages of this annoying russian guy who wouldn't ever shut up about bbc cucking and sonic the hedgehog which then let you generate markov chains of his chat messages and they were so close to the actual thing I can't trust a website and I even question my own ability to determine what is or isn't a bot

can you even be sure of what's real at this point

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Dairy Days posted:

one time i made a bot that logged all the messages of this annoying russian guy who wouldn't ever shut up about bbc cucking and sonic the hedgehog which then let you generate markov chains of his chat messages and they were so close to the actual thing I can't trust a website and I even question my own ability to determine what is or isn't a bot

it you ur the bot

you're not a real person you've been markov postin' the entire time without realizing it

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
I hope those ingrates in Puerto Rico understand how cool & good it was to dedicate that golf tournament trophy to them

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
by brain or by bot, we are slaves to programming

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
my posts are just a markov chain based on descriptions of gay porn videos on redtube

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
w h a t s t h i s

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
who remembers medabots

im a medabot

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Red Minjo
Oct 20, 2010

Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.

Gravy Boat 2k

misdirectomy posted:

I just tested this on my own twitter handle and it gave me a 9/10 FUCKKKKK

Maybe cuz I retweeted Trump a coulple times but it was just old tweets that now look hypocritical in context I swear!

It gave me a 10/10

tbf I mostly do retweets and replies

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