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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Squizzle posted:

HOLY poo poo

u were the first person I thought of when I came across that

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GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

lol we're going to take away the insurance that lets you get screenings to prevent/treat this horrible disease, but here's some pink spotlights =D

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

holy crap that is wway better than my handwriting

one time i hosed up really bad and totally insulted a client i really like after their husband died and my boss made me write a card to them. i spent all day knocking my head against the wall trying to thik of the right words and eventaully i just reused what i said at my grandpas funeral which was something alkong the lines of "their love will be present in everything they touched and it wille cho throughout the generations" but less gay and i totally wrote it like a 4 year old would but without chocolate fingerprints all over it

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



GrimGypsy posted:

lol we're going to take away the insurance that lets you get screenings to prevent/treat this horrible disease, but here's some pink spotlights =D

"dont make this political"

-- a trumper

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




if you use an image editor to flip this around and blow it up a little it appears that this is written on the back of some sort of Canadian criminal record disclosure form

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Yandat posted:

also fyi



:stoked:

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

tacodaemon posted:

if you use an image editor to flip this around and blow it up a little it appears that this is written on the back of some sort of Canadian criminal record disclosure form

lol nice catch

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

Squizzle posted:

they really wanted water didnt they

I mean I kinda blocked out voyager but if they are a space faring race ice is one of the most abundant things out there.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

this handwriting is pretty excellent

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH



it's hard to watch these people try to crack the code on why they're not getting laid and refusing to let "because you're an ugly weirdo" be the solution

eatenmyeyes
Mar 29, 2001

Grimey Drawer

Mo_Steel posted:

i want the forums to be like this

http://starfox.about.com.msnbc.org.edu.taft.whitehouse.gov.melon.grapefruit.heliohost.org/

ed balls would also like this im sure

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH



cumshitter posted:

S-submit to Rome

NO

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
i just ate some day-old noodles and barfed

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
never ordering from there again lol

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

tacodaemon posted:

if you use an image editor to flip this around and blow it up a little it appears that this is written on the back of some sort of Canadian criminal record disclosure form

sir, we cant hire you for this job

you have committed crimes against handwriting, please go suffer terrible nerve damage until your insanely good handwriting becomes incomprehensible chickenscratch, it helps add plausible deniability to the pharmacist

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


the unconstitutional font size

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



these forums are like reading a Jitterbug now

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG



Wow your handwriting is really good and clear mine is a chicken scratch that is an embarrassment to all who see it but then I get laid so vOv

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



:thunk:

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo
did y'all not learn to write in cursive

that print style is so clunky and time consuming

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://twitter.com/nktpnd/status/914611877442985984

TRUNPm

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

anime was right posted:

never ordering from there again lol

I got some Chinese food the other night and everything was sour flavored. D:

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013


i love lamp

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG



THank you tacodaemon for going where few dare go and bringing us back these pearls of eternally retained jizz

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


zeal posted:

did y'all not learn to write in cursive

that print style is so clunky and time consuming

motherfucker I only write in cursive

:respek:

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH




does not getting laid actuaslly make you insane? is....that what's going on here?


haha who cares, I'm not real *haunts a nerd femoidishly*

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



YOU A loving HAT posted:

does not getting laid actuaslly make you insane? is....that what's going on here?


haha who cares, I'm not real *haunts a nerd femoidishly*

The confluence of self-loathing and antisocial behavior preventing you from hiring escorts

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Epic High Five posted:

these forums are like reading a Jitterbug now

the cellphone for old people?

it can connect to the interenet?

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


zeal posted:

did y'all not learn to write in cursive

that print style is so clunky and time consuming

Ah, but I know something you don't know. I am not left handed! *switches to right, proceeds to write Hamlet in illuminated manuscript style*

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH



Epic High Five posted:

The confluence of self-loathing and antisocial behavior preventing you from hiring escorts

excuse me, it's his HANDWRITING that keeps him from getting lucky. Personality and smelling like Axe sprayed on a fraternity porch couch has nothing to do with it.

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016


both real females and anime characters are impulses in our brain

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

YOU A loving HAT posted:

excuse me, it's his HANDWRITING that keeps him from getting lucky. Personality and smelling like Axe sprayed on a fraternity porch couch has nothing to do with it.

fuckin go get a pen pal, as long as he's not writing james joyce love letters (or if he is, he can mail them to cumshitter), he'll find someone

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



redneck nazgul posted:

sir, we cant hire you for this job

you have committed crimes against handwriting, please go suffer terrible nerve damage until your insanely good handwriting becomes incomprehensible chickenscratch, it helps add plausible deniability to the pharmacist

it looks to be a slight variation on this form: https://myfastcheck.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/FASTCHECK-Declaration-of-Criminal-Record.pdf

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

YOU A loving HAT posted:

excuse me, it's his HANDWRITING that keeps him from getting lucky. Personality and smelling like Axe sprayed on a fraternity porch couch has nothing to do with it.

lol if u think these nerds bathe/use deodorants

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
the trucel is so celibate not even filth will consent to joinder with them

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Good soup! posted:

An American Ronin lmaooo

he talks tough for a goober nerd named after two flashes

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I'm a chadcel

I'm so handsome and ripped and smart and rich that ladies are too intimidated to reciprocate my advances

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
are the forums exploding again

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

rudatron posted:

are the forums exploding again

yes

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J. P. Beagley
Apr 11, 2008

triple sulk posted:

literally every morn i wake up my first thought is TRUMP and i grab my phone 2 check for tweets

:same:

This is hell

I long for oblivion

I no longer fear death, I crave it

Thank you TRUMP

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