TRUMP257: An avalanche of horrific disasters

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jBrereton: May 30, 2013; Grimey Drawer

Epic High Five posted:

goddamn that stuff kills elephants with microgram doses

that's like...everybody dies because no EMT is able to enter the theatre for hours until it clears out potency

They also absolutely refused to tell the medics what they used because they didn't want it getting out to the foreign press so they had a real hard time reviving people.

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

GrimGypsy posted:

a single rumor floating around that one of the shooters was white

isis and rw militias have really identical tactics and equipment so who knows

no know one knows a fuckin thing but a lot of people are shot

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ShutteredIn: Mar 24, 2005; El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

Mariana Horchata posted:

one in custody per swat

in custody lol definitely white guys then

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Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

GrimGypsy posted:

cant believe kim jong un attacked vegas

that would be the not-okay scenario

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a few DRUNK BONERS: Mar 25, 2016

they're just reading the name off on the air :stare:

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Calibanibal: Aug 25, 2015

Mary Lou Danley please pick up your casino rewards card

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cumshitter: Sep 27, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

~gentle hushing ear to ear, harsh whispers telling you to to stay quiet or die whisper you to sleep~ REQUIRES HEADPHONES

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Harry Potter on Ice: Nov 4, 2006; IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

It blows my loving mind that our police use unencrypted lines for tactical comms

and her name is, hold on let me spell this out

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fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Last name of the suspect is Danley per Scanner

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A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

cumshitter posted:

*whips out recording equipment while huddled with survivors*

this is going to rocket me to the top of the asmr youtubes for sure

*click*

TRUMP!

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Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

Mariana Horchata posted:

one in custody per swat

Probably some poor slob who was just in the wrong place but outside chance that he was involved.

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DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Arms_Akimbo posted:

https://youtu.be/P43wY1jK-Co

namaste

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Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Inspector Hound posted:

I'm trying to be light hearted in the face of something that I can't fully comprehend yet and it's coming out very cynical

poo poo suxs

thats america for you :sigh:

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Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

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McGlockenshire: Dec 16, 2005; GOLLOCKS!

oh goddamn they just announced and spelled a name over the scanner and the scanner link is at the top of loving reddit

e: and a loving address good lord

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Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Zeroisanumber posted:

Most of the hostages OD'd and died, partly because medics hadn't been told to put them in the proper recovery position and no one had distributed anti-toxin.

"anti-toxin" in this case is narcan and the odds of it saving someone who just inhaled a boatload of carf are pretty slim unless they're attended continuously and given multiple doses

recovery position won't save you against a drug that literally makes you stop breathing

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Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Dick Milhous Rock! posted:

welp

can't wait for the fat mans appreciate the congrats this morning

depends on the ethnicity of the culprit

# ? Oct 2, 2017 07:41

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

McGlockenshire posted:

sad lol at the police scanner reminding everyone listening to vet claims and remain calm

"dont jump to conclusions and make things worse like we do all the time"

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

McGlockenshire posted:

oh goddamn they just announced and spelled a name over the scanner and the scanner link is at the top of loving reddit

REDDIT GONNA CRACK THE CASE WIDE UP ONE

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Calibanibal: Aug 25, 2015

BABBLING BROOK COURT

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Fallen Hamprince: Nov 12, 2016

police just transmitted a name on a card found in the room where the suspect was caught, shares an address with the suspect

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ShutteredIn: Mar 24, 2005; El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

Danley is a very traditional Yemeni name

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fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

They are broadcasting the address lol. Mesquite, Nevada.

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Shadowhand00: Jan 23, 2006; Golden Bear is ever watching; day by day he prowls, and when he hears the tread of lowly Stanfurd red,from his Lair he fiercely growls.; Toilet Rascal

1372 D:

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VROOM VROOM: Jun 8, 2005

radical meme posted:

Show me a loving link that says people are dead? Is that too much to ask?

here you go friend

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Calibanibal: Aug 25, 2015

the King of Babbling Brook sent one of his minions to attack the US.... does the Court really think they can avoid retaliation?

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DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

i hope the "445 bomb threat" at the luxor turned out to be a seat belt hanging out of a closed door

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Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

Office Pig posted:

was it seriously one shooter, fuckin a

Maybe.

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Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

McGlockenshire posted:

oh goddamn they just announced and spelled a name over the scanner and the scanner link is at the top of loving reddit

e: and a loving address good lord

don't worry, Reddit is on this and will happily identify any number of Muslims in the area as the actual shooters along with address and personal info

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Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

Oh, I don't know about that *gulp* I'm much more of a passive shooter

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Cronodoculous: Jun 29, 2006; You light up my life

https://goo.gl/maps/8k3aSKuTqZA2

Looks like a nice enough house.

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old.flv: Jan 28, 2017; A good lad who likes his Anna's.

ShutteredIn posted:

in custody lol definitely white guys then

lmaoo

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Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

like we all know theyre going to arrest all minorities in a 3 mile radius, as the media jacks off over are police, and then immediately shuts up when its revealed to be some pasty white dude

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fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Belagio employee entrance, male walking in with a rifle.

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shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

uhhhhh theres a guy walking int othe bellagio with a rifle

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D1Sergo: May 5, 2006; Be sure to take a 15-minute break every hour.

my guess is some seriously mentally ill liberal deciding to kill some conservatives at and getting himself suicided by cop. Only thing that makes sense with the target + method (suicidal, indiscriminate, country music concert).

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