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DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
Ok here it is: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Force_protection

quote:

Force protection (FP): Preventive measures taken to mitigate hostile actions against Department of Defense and U.S. Coast Guard personnel (to include family members), resources, facilities, and critical information.

ok i'm drunk this doesn't explain anything

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Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/WayneRoot/status/914744600459280385

guy works for sheldon adelson's newspaper

already getting ratioed lol

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

no hot zones confimred

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Nonsense posted:

gently caress the booze goons go for the buffet

maybe gbs

cspam would fill one of the hotel swimming pools full of beer and break out the floaties

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
[quote="“Nonsense”" post="“476968277”"]
gently caress the booze goons go for the buffet
[/quote]

I'm gonna get my 12 dollars worth on this shrimp cocktail bar goddamnit and I don't care if only the grody ones are left :colbert:

anotherone
Feb 8, 2001
Username taken, please choose another one

zen death robot posted:

yeah it's basically a 5 mile long party

it's basically hell

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
shots fired at hooters? or shots served at hooters?

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Internet Webguy posted:

https://twitter.com/WayneRoot/status/914744600459280385

guy works for sheldon adelson's newspaper

already getting ratioed lol

his book is titled angry white male lol

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Internet Webguy posted:

shots fired at hooters? or shots served at hooters?

no see they have this liquor gun

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Epic High Five posted:

Poor sap on 7th floor of parking garage: "LMFAO ooooooh man I looove this song, wooo, SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHO.....hey what're all those ligh"

Lol according to the scanner that's pretty much what happened, the woman said she couldn't feel her body but she wasn't shot

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




VROOM VROOM posted:

*cspam books flights to Vegas asap after learning that its a place that should not be, created by either hubris or incompetence, a false reality to bedazzle you w material sensual pleasures and false senses of accomplishment, all to imprison you for as long as possible and deceive you as to its true nature*

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Internet Webguy posted:

https://twitter.com/WayneRoot/status/914744600459280385

guy works for sheldon adelson's newspaper

already getting ratioed lol

former head of the nra or something too right

or maybe libertarian party

i mean six one half dozen the other yknow

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013


funny, i don't recall booking a ticket to verrit

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

Gj nitecrew you did it

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

anotherone posted:

it's basically hell

only between may and september

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Mayor Dave posted:

Lol according to the scanner that's pretty much what happened, the woman said she couldn't feel her body but she wasn't shot

extremely high person in the parking garage repeat woman tripping balls in the parking garage.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Internet Webguy posted:

https://twitter.com/WayneRoot/status/914744600459280385

guy works for sheldon adelson's newspaper

already getting ratioed lol

"THIS IS IT!!! THE STORY I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!!! AT LAST!!!!!!"
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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

im amazed at all the places im on that just straight up dont want to talk about whats going on right now

people are gettin hypernormalized like crazy

this doesnt even register

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
also if anyone is thinking Vegas is cheap they need to head to Reno

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



according to some guy on free republic, this is probably "obama/soros/blm, and not jihad"

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

good, thats a big meaty fist

now apply directly to yer fais hard n fast

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Don't forget founded by Mormons

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
you play pai gow if you wanna drink for free

the game ends in a draw like 35% of the time, easy to stretch out your cash

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

are they just NOW sending medics in?!

VROOM VROOM
Jun 8, 2005

well yeah, it's America embodied, that's what makes it the obvious target for an attack

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




Chad Mystic strikes again

I pledge to not sublimate God to the human ego

I pledge to not hit on a 16 in blackjack

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

Gj nitecrew you did it

please let me die

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Bip Roberts posted:

also if anyone is thinking Vegas is cheap they need to head to Reno

100% more likely to get crabs in reno tho

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

dude should play martin sheen int he flashbacks of grace and frankie where he does gay sex with a young sam waterson

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

all the news is going to be wrong until things settle down in 4 hours so I'm going to bed. nite y'all

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Country gonna be on lockdown by morning

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Zyla posted:

im amazed at all the places im on that just straight up dont want to talk about whats going on right now

people are gettin hypernormalized like crazy

this doesnt even register

have utried calling them cucks

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Epic High Five posted:

I pledge to not hit on a 16 in blackjack

fuckin pussy

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



shiksa posted:

extremely high person in the parking garage repeat woman tripping balls in the parking garage.

would you rather hang out w the parking garage woman or the cvs dumpster women

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Vox Nihili posted:

are they just NOW sending medics in?!

medics dont go in, they stage - hold back until all clear

then triage and hand out tags, if ur not dead or near dead u get brough back and treated until ur ride arrives

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
imagine a balance scale with glitz on one side and sadness on the other side. Vegas in sorta in the middle going back and forth. Reno is if you vomit on "sadness".

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Mayor Dave posted:

100% more likely to get crabs in reno tho

yeah well think if them as free souvenirs.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
turns out this is just the biggest criss angel illusuion ever



yall got mindfreaked

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Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

Whatup thread, I'm out of bourbon, WHAT

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