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My ancestors were of the oldest profession, they were whores. Also alcoholics.
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Jenny Angel posted:Real talk, Bruce squinting at the origins of his family's wealth until he can pretend they lend badass symbolic gravitas to his quest one of the best parts of the movie Even though the continuity is weird in Suicide Squad, Batman's couple of apperances in it are perfectly in line with the character in BVS. It's probably my favorite depiction of Batman overall.
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Oct 2, 2017 14:30
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McCloud posted:Yeah, Alfred outright states they became rich from oil and property development, but Bruce is all like "lol no, they were totally badass hunters".
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Oct 2, 2017 15:12
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Oh, so all those radiators were just a giant beaver trap.
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Oct 2, 2017 15:15
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Yeah the Hunting thing is great because its a profession that can only end in you killing things and hes proud of that "tradition".
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Oct 2, 2017 17:53
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Barudak posted:Yeah the Hunting thing is great because its a profession that can only end in you killing things and hes proud of that "tradition".
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Oct 2, 2017 17:58
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But see, that's genius, because later he "hunts" for Superman.
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Oct 2, 2017 20:25
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Davros1 posted:But see, that's genius, because later he "hunts" for Superman. It's genius because it makes clear that Batman is a delusional dumbass.
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Oct 2, 2017 22:08
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Davros1 posted:But see, that's genius, because later he "hunts" for Superman. and also shows he wants to skin and wear Superman's pelt, which is pretty hosed up
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Oct 2, 2017 22:28
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RBA Starblade posted:and also shows he wants to skin and wear Superman's pelt, which is pretty hosed up A form-fitting, soft, flexible, bullet-proof armor skin? That doesn't seem hosed up so much as... pragmatic. How would Superman's skin hold up under a yellow sun, anyway.
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Oct 2, 2017 23:26
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Habibi posted:A form-fitting, soft, flexible, bullet-proof armor skin? That doesn't seem hosed up so much as... pragmatic. Clark Kent does seem like he'd be an organ donor.
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Oct 2, 2017 23:39
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BvS is clearly Batman hunting for the ultimate liver transplant.
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Oct 3, 2017 00:37
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Barudak posted:BvS is clearly Batman hunting for the ultimate liver transplant. "Alcohol killed my parents. I must find a way to become more than a man, to fight alcohol!"
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Oct 3, 2017 01:01
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Habibi posted:A form-fitting, soft, flexible, bullet-proof armor skin? That doesn't seem hosed up so much as... pragmatic. Somewhere Frank Miller begins furiously scribbling notes for The Dark Knight Strikes Milan
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Oct 3, 2017 03:04
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McSpanky posted:Somewhere Frank Miller begins furiously scribbling notes for The Dark Knight Strikes Milan  
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Oct 3, 2017 06:43
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Bruce trying to reinvent himself as the bearer of a legacy of hunters also matches with him trying to justify to himself what he's doing; he's a hunter, a killer, of non-human things, like this alien god. Deliberately ignoring that he fears the Superman because he fears the Superman will be all too human, like the flawed, mad, corrupt and cruel humans of Gotham. He can't trust humans anymore, and so he can't trust the Superman. Of course, it all turns around when the Superman begs him to save his mother; and suddenly, he's no longer Bruce Wayne the hunter and killer, he's Batman, the protector of the night made to save the parents of little boys, and a living god has trusted the Batman to save his mother. Batman realises he's been taking himself too seriously, and the wacky, weird people in tights and armour are his brothers and sisters.
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Oct 3, 2017 09:29
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Oct 3, 2017 17:42
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Empire's endless run of "ugliest magazine covers ever conceived by man or machine" continues unabated Batfleck looks like he just saw an anthropomorphized fart appear in front of him
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Oct 3, 2017 22:41
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What is even going on with Flash there? It looks like he broke his arm, then his broken arm got stung by a bee and grew a few sizes.
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Oct 3, 2017 23:58
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Oct 4, 2017 00:00
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I bet those two fight about the thermostat a lot.
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Oct 4, 2017 00:24
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He's just waiting for everyone to leave so he can put on his eye makeup
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Oct 4, 2017 01:21
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Wonder Woman be like 'Hera, is this guy that fat or just wearing a onesie all the time?'
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Oct 4, 2017 02:34
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Sorry, no, that's her wondering why they don't just bang and get it over with, and him stoically resisting the urge like Lancelot.
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Oct 4, 2017 02:44
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I like how the cape is hiding the fact that he's not really sitting but just sort of leaning in the chair.
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Oct 4, 2017 02:54
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Is it more weird or less weird that they put eye makeup on Affleck, but not Miller?
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Oct 4, 2017 13:08
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Davros1 posted:Is it more weird or less weird that they put eye makeup on Affleck, but not Miller? 
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Oct 4, 2017 13:55
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Mr. Apollo posted:I like how the cape is hiding the fact that he's not really sitting but just sort of leaning in the chair. I'm amused but not surprised that Batman has a tactical chair and not something from Office Max
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Oct 4, 2017 15:12
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935 posted:I'm amused but not surprised that Batman has a tactical chair and not something from Office Max I mean, he's gonna be slumping down in that every day wearing a ton of armour, an office chair isn't gonna last long.
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Oct 4, 2017 15:57
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 Seems like the final trailer will be released at NYCC
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Oct 4, 2017 18:05
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Dark_Tzitzimine posted:
The colour scheme on that Batman poster is dope.
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Oct 4, 2017 18:17
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I like how they have Superman's logo on the poster but don't actually show him because they're still doing the "will he or won't he be in the movie" thing.
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Oct 4, 2017 18:45
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Mr. Apollo posted:I like how they have Superman's logo on the poster but don't actually show him because they're still doing the "will he or won't he be in the movie" thing. Everyone knows he's in it. They just don't know if his mustache will be in it too.
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Oct 4, 2017 18:52
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Codependent Poster posted:Everyone knows he's in it. They just don't know if his mustache will be in it too. Superman coming back with a poorly groomed beard and mustache would totally be the 2010s equivalent of him coming back with a mullet.
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Oct 4, 2017 19:14
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JordanKai posted:Superman coming back with a poorly groomed beard and mustache would totally be the 2010s equivalent of him coming back with a mullet. WB gonna throw everyone in for a loop when Superman shows up with a topknot.
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Oct 4, 2017 19:47
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JordanKai posted:Superman coming back with a poorly groomed beard and mustache would totally be the 2010s equivalent of him coming back with a mullet. Superman coming back with anglicized Jesus beard plus a mullet would be pretty hilarious.
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Oct 4, 2017 21:05
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JordanKai posted:The colour scheme on that Batman poster is dope. he looks like a Frank Miller Batman action figure brought to life, which is very cool the lighting on the others is really weird though. I think it's something to do with how it makes all of their skin look, because the best looking ones are Flash and Batman, and they're completely covered up, and the Cyborg one has the human part look very photoshopped, and the Wonder Woman and Aquaman ones look like outtakes that accidentally made it onto posters.
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Oct 4, 2017 21:40
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It's odd that the "ALL IN" phrase it at the same height on all the posters except for WW's.
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Oct 4, 2017 23:18
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Mr. Apollo posted:It's odd that the "ALL IN" phrase it at the same height on all the posters except for WW's. You really have to ask why?
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Jerk McJerkface posted:You really have to ask why? 
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