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TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi posted:

charge more, duh

:capitalism:

it's now considered a "no smoking other people" room

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sector_corrector
Jan 18, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
"We, the press, should do something about the constant stream of death."
"... what if we gamify shooting numbers to let other crazy white men try and beat the high score?"
"That's brilliant, Dracula!"

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

yeah no poo poo i called this ages ago

money money money yall

its a no brainer

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
3k posts since last night what the gently caress

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





um

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/TVietor08/status/914843832604176384

WARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

alex seems to have forgotten what "false flag" used to stand for and now it just means "mass shooting" to him

maybe he should lay off the big bowls of chili

Significant Ant
Jun 14, 2017

by R. Guyovich
there’s probably a venn diagram out there of false flaggers and civil war reenactors

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/DogsButAlsoDogs/status/913414085269737474

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






well that answers my first question

(my first q being "is the news salivating over this in a gross way" but sure it's also "how EXACTLY does this rank")

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

NofrikinfuN posted:

I hope they finally get whats coming to them for killing WebOS.

RIP my HP Touchpad

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
how many people begged him to reconsider and tore their hair out after downing brown liquor and SSRI afterwards

https://twitter.com/NBCPolitics/status/914846869964062720

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

He's running

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

Drunkboxer posted:

if you're talking about american indian death that lol

what do you expect

Mountain Meadows and Colfax massacres weren't.

History is just boring so we don't know about it. I only knew about Mountain Meadows cuz I'm a bitter ex-mormon.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/Travon/status/914843968634064896

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

mormonpartyboat posted:

maybe they'll do like dallas and put an X on the ground where each person died

I was thinking more like

https://youtu.be/d4XSwqNCDnc

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
slick willie with the decorum bomb

https://twitter.com/BillClinton/status/914841993997639680

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.



lol gun makers love this poo poo

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

lol what america is bill thinking of? cause it sure as hell aint this one

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

mormonpartyboat posted:

whats a warm condolence

is that a sex move

is it peeing in a butt

first thing i noticed when i read his statement. seriously who the gently caress says warm condolences

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
Way down yonder on the chattahoochee
It gets hotter than a hoochie coochie

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Lastgirl posted:

how many people begged him to reconsider and tore their hair out after downing brown liquor and SSRI afterwards

https://twitter.com/NBCPolitics/status/914846869964062720

It's too bad that he'll be nowhere near the really desperate places otherwise we might be able to hope he gets swarmed and beaten to a bloody pulp by irate Puerto Ricans.

Perfectly Safe
May 30, 2003

no danger here.

Agrajag posted:

lol what america is bill thinking of? cause it sure as hell aint this one

"should be"

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


Karl Barks posted:

first thing i noticed when i read his statement. seriously who the gently caress says warm condolences

a hallmark "sorry for your mass casualties" card

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Karl Barks posted:

first thing i noticed when i read his statement. seriously who the gently caress says warm condolences
i want to give everyone my warmest of condolences

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

yeah the market knows what's up

and what's up is gun profits

and what's not up is any sort of meaningful discussion about maybe someday trying to work out some sort of policy to curtail this kind of thing, not right now obviously, but sometime in the future

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Low Desert Punk posted:

Way down yonder on the chattahoochee
It gets hotter than a hoochie coochie

Boot shootin' boogie

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

mormonpartyboat posted:

whats a warm condolence

is that a sex move

is it peeing in a butt

lukewarm condolences

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


thinking bout those victims

sending them thoughts and prayers


nothing more can be dfone

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
https://twitter.com/NBCNightlyNews/status/914847748419092480

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




euphronius posted:

Sprinklers are designed to go off in smoke and heat or just heat?

depends on the system

i know mit has had thermal sensors in addition to smoke in at least several buildings, for a long time

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Lastgirl posted:

lukewarm condolences

hello las vegas i microwaved this condolence and stuck a little american flag in it

thank

Perfectly Safe
May 30, 2003

no danger here.

Karl Barks posted:

first thing i noticed when i read his statement. seriously who the gently caress says warm condolences

if somebody had a gun to your head and said, "You gotta tell me what's going on with this person over here or I'm gonna kill you. What is driving him? What is he thinking?" You know, you couldn't do it, could you? Because they would have to kill your rear end because you don't know what anyone else is thinking.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




which makes sense if youve ever known mit kids

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

AMERICA NUMBER ONE

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




the crafty shits

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Karl Barks posted:

first thing i noticed when i read his statement. seriously who the gently caress says warm condolences

You can wrap those warm condolences around you like a bulletproof security blanket.

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

:pray: please let him go off the rails about being treated unfairly by the press

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

An Apple A Gay posted:

rain makes corn
corn makes whiskey
whiskey makes the shooting
go down a little easy

Bullets make the blood flow

Blood makes the grass grow

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
oh wow I woke up and the death toll is loving 50 now?

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rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
thoughts and prayers can't melt warm condolences

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