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ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Blind Sally posted:

geese are good and can sense evil. if you get attacked by one, then it's probably a good time for you stop and reflect on what you've done with your life.

let he who is without sin get hosed up by the next goose they decide to exist near

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Jul 23, 2011

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Grimey Drawer
Long and not much payoff but boatse is worth it

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Tevery Best posted:

That's illegal in most European countries.

not in self defense it isnt

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
:what: no ring

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Paladinus posted:

Actually, transporting something from within human body, especially a liquid, to another part of a moving ship is nigh impossible without intricate calibration, furthermore

Lock on to the (some element present in poo poo), engage.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Oh no someone accidentally a whole human!

Agent355
Jul 26, 2011


Volcott posted:

Lock on to the (some element present in poo poo), engage.

*Laughs in biochemist*

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




This is so much better than the meal Pokémon one.

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

This is so much better than the meal Pokémon one.

I was thinking the exact same thing but I also think pokeman is dumb in general so I assumed I was missing the joke.

Anyway that's my story. Have a good evening folks.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches











Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008


This is dumb.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Slimy Hog posted:

This is dumb.

Go cry to your guns about it, yank.

Fantastic Flyer
Aug 9, 2017

Slimy Hog posted:

This is dumb.

Yeah, America would never admit it has a gun violence epidemic

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
We have had more guns than anyone since our inception. The current crop of gun violence isn't to be blamed on the mere existence of guns.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Fantastic Flyer posted:

Yeah, America would never admit it has a gun violence epidemic

"Oh no a lone wolf with inadequate mental health service access got me!"


Johnny Aztec posted:

We have had more guns than anyone since our inception. The current crop of gun violence isn't to be blamed on the mere existence of guns.

Yes it is.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Actually, there are restrictions. Like on automatic weapons. Pft, liberals know nothing about guns, and furthermore

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts



Can you please link me to the page where you got all these? If I dump 30 images into discord they show up in random orders and I'd like to just drop one link and say "please look at this, thanks"

burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.

Krinkle posted:

Can you please link me to the page where you got all these? If I dump 30 images into discord they show up in random orders and I'd like to just drop one link and say "please look at this, thanks"

Seconded.

Brewmaster
Dec 10, 2007

Hi! I'm awkward.
Thirded. I have to post this on facebook ASAP so I can get into a screaming match with my uncle. Oh the joys of social media!

burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.

Brewmaster posted:

Thirded. I have to post this on facebook ASAP so I can get into a screaming match with my uncle. Oh the joys of social media!

I nested it via replies, but it's very unwieldy. :colbert:

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Sure, here you go:

http://neverbeenmad.tumblr.com/post/135187168153/youll-shoot-your-eye-out

It's a couple of years old by this point, but it pops back up every so often for some reason.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Johnny Aztec posted:

We have had more guns than anyone since our inception. The current crop of gun violence isn't to be blamed on the mere existence of guns.

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/649720813323743232

Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008

sassassin posted:

Go cry to your guns about it, yank.

It's way too long for what it's trying to say.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Yes by better education, better access to mental health doctors, not having the world suck.

Not by point at an inanimate object and letting out a "The Bodysnatchers" screech

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

We need to focus on putting out the fire with water and extinguishers guys just ignore all the drums of gasoline beside it. Those are not relevant and also can't hurt you only fire can hurt you.

Lemon
May 22, 2003

Can't we have one thread not being poo poo up by all this crap?









Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?
I love nedroid :allears:

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

EmmyOk posted:

We need to focus on putting out the fire with water and extinguishers guys just ignore all the drums of gasoline beside it. Those are not relevant and also can't hurt you only fire can hurt you.



I wonder if all the bent nails is supposed to imply he's not good at hammering

Lemon posted:

Can't we have one thread not being poo poo up by all this crap?











these are so good

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

starkebn posted:

I wonder if all the bent nails is supposed to imply he's not good at hammering


these are so good

And the screw is only half way, she just can't catch a break.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

starkebn posted:

I wonder if all the bent nails is supposed to imply he's not good at hammering

He's also bad at pulling out

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Olive! posted:

He's also bad at pulling out

Also the screw is much bigger than the nails

treat
Jul 24, 2008

by the sex ghost

Lemon posted:

Can't we have one thread not being poo poo up by all this crap?











Worse than gun violence.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

starkebn posted:

I wonder if all the bent nails is supposed to imply he's not good at hammering

I'm having PTSD goddamn flashbacks to the PBF thread here.


Yes dude, the small, thin, bent nails straight up says he is really lovely at pounding and nailing.

She just wanted a big screw.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
But why is the wife a non-anthropomorphic board? The two men have agency, but she apparently doesn't. Maybe she's their version of a realdoll? :shrug:

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
Do you think phillips head screwdrivers are the equivalent of circumcised?

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Comptroll The Forums posted:

Do you think phillips head screwdrivers are the equivalent of circumcised?

No, that's torx screws

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Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?
That's very clever.

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