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Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

Kilza posted:

Note to self: Update lines and strategies.

At least I beat Teemu this time around. :getin:

poo poo

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Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
4-5-1 over my last 10? Is my team quitting on Dandy Randy? Am I gonna have to fire him to give my team the late season bullshit Pens cup run push?

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Last week playing against the Hurricanes, Casey Cizikas got a 3 rating (out of 10) because of a cross-checking major and game misconduct 21 minutes in. The worst part is that he didn't even injure anyone in the process. Oh, and he's probably near league-worst with a -29 in 52 GP.

Whoever's running the Capitals should probably stop dressing Cedric Paquette because he already has 44 minor penalties.


Thanks pal. Now if you could kindly re-jig my bottom 6 as such:

Wagner - Jooris - Kapanen
Beauvillier - Cizikas - Lewis

... we'll see if this trash heap can burn just a little brighter.

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Oh yeah if you haven't done so already please just sort my lines by coach's recommendation or whatever.

Habibi
Dec 8, 2004

We have the capability to make San Jose's first Cup Champion.

The Sharks could be that Champion.
Finally getting a chance to check in here for just about the first time since le Ducks abandonnι, and wow, I did not expect the Ducks to compete at at the top like that, particularly with those special teams, and that offense, and that defense. How has this team been winning games, anyway?

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
Man this roster is sleeping hard on Honka and Connor eh

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



got it


ThinkTank posted:

Oh yeah if you haven't done so already please just sort my lines by coach's recommendation or whatever.

no problem

Habibi posted:

Finally getting a chance to check in here for just about the first time since le Ducks abandonnι, and wow, I did not expect the Ducks to compete at at the top like that, particularly with those special teams, and that offense, and that defense. How has this team been winning games, anyway?

shooting has been decent, MAF has been pretty good.

glynnenstein
Feb 18, 2014


eXXon posted:

Whoever's running the Capitals should probably stop dressing Cedric Paquette because he already has 44 minor penalties.

That's the sort of grit that will win things.

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



Week 17
Scores:
January 22


January 23



January 24


January 25



January 26


January 27


January 28



Standings:



League Leaders:


Weekly Awards:
NHL Offensive Player of the Week – Vladimir Tarasenko (NSH) – 3GP, 4G, 5A, 9P
NHL Defensive Player of the Week – Dmitry Kulikov (CBJ) – 3GP, 0G, 6A, 6P
NHL Player of the Week – Vladimir Tarasenko (NSH) – 3GP, 4G, 5A, 9P


Other News:
January 24 – Nikita Zadorov has been suspended for 2 games
January 27 – The Los Angeles Kings have hired Lindy Ruff as Head Coach

Stray Observations
Gee, thanks mason

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
this is still more realistic than our last sim when Semin was Gretzky

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Someone please tell me how to stop giving up 5 goals every game my team is dying

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
drat, just when the sharks were starting to turn things around a little...

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
PERDS

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
I guess Carlyle was feeling the hot seat because dang 7 in a row

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

Ҁ• Corey Dostoyevsky
we're 7 points clear in the president's trophy race, which means im losing in the second round

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




There are only 2 teams with fewer GF than the Pens but Price is keeping them at the top.

Someone literally drafted the 2014-15 Habs.

Thufir
May 19, 2004

"The fucking Mayans were right."
Which one of my goalies got lit up 8-3 by the Panthers on 1/23?

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



Thufir posted:

Which one of my goalies got lit up 8-3 by the Panthers on 1/23?

Saros started, let in 3 goals in 5 minutes, and then Budaj played the rest of the game.

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



Week 18
Scores:
January 29


January 30



January 31


February 1



February 2


February 3


February 4


Standings:




League Leaders:



Weekly Awards:
NHL Offensive Player of the Week – Tyler Seguin (VGK) – 3P, 1G, 5A, 6P
NHL Defensive Player of the Week – Roberto Luongo (COL) – 2GP, 1W, 1 GAA, .975 SV%, 1 SO
NHL Player of the Week – Roberto Luongo (COL) – 2GP, 1W, 1 GAA, .975 SV%, 1 SO

Monthly Awards:
NHL Offensive Player of the Month – Nikita Kucherov (FLA) – 14GP, 13G, 5A, 18P
NHL Defensive Player of the Month – Carey Price (PIT) – 14GP, 12W, 1.86 GAA, .931 SV%, 1 SO
NHL Player of the Month – Alexander Ovechkin (WPG) – 15GP, 15G, 11A, 26P

Player Stats
Anaheim Ducks




Arizona Coyotes



Boston Bruins



Buffalo Sabres



Carolina Hurricanes



Columbus Blue Jackets



Calgary Flames



Chicago Blackhawks




Colorado Avalanche



Dallas Stars



Detroit Red Wings



Edmonton Oilers




Florida Panthers



Los Angeles Kings




Minnesota Wild



Montreal Canadiens



New Jersey Devils



Nashville Predators



New York Islanders



New York Rangers



Ottawa Senators



Philadelphia Flyers



Pittsburgh Penguins



San Jose Sharks




St. Louis Blues



Tampa Bay Lightning




Toronto Maple Leafs




Vancouver Canucks




Vegas Golden Knights



Winnipeg Jets



Washington Capitals




Other News:
January 29 – David Backes (NJD) – suspended for 1 game
January 29 – Antoine Roussel (DET) – suspended for 1 game


Stray Observations

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

Ҁ• Corey Dostoyevsky
blues are the run and gun team of our hearts. 1st in GF, 28th in GA

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
3 players with 40+
8 players with 30+
10 players with 25+
13 players with 20+



dat scoring distribution :eyepop:



e: wow this team might actually be really good if the pacioretty/larkin/miller line wasn't absolute dogshit at keeping the puck out of the net



e2: why don't we try:

Pacioretty - Miller - Tarasenko
Sedin - Sedin - Larkin
(would actually swap Larkin and Miller here irl but apparently Miller doesn't play RW in EHM even though he does irl)

Teemu Pokemon fucked around with this message at 02:19 on Oct 5, 2017

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Are the Rangers lines set to coaches choice? If not can you try that. My top line is killing it. My everything else is poop.

EHM really hates Ho-Sang, Zucc and Dano. And Crawford. And Burns is still shooting 1%.

Thufir
May 19, 2004

"The fucking Mayans were right."
How is Senyshyn doing in the minors (if he is there)?

Can you change the Detroit lineup to:

Tatar - Stastny - Kane
Hartnell - Johansen - Voracek
Martinook - Tierney - Sissons
Wood - Lowry - Fehr
extra: Roussel, Senyshyn


5v4 Powerplay 2
Martinook - Johansen - Voracek
Goligoski - Hartnell

5v3 Powerplay 2
Same as 5v4 PP2

4v5 Penalty Kill 2
Tierney - Sissons
Yandle - Ellis

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



Furnaceface posted:

Are the Rangers lines set to coaches choice? If not can you try that.

sure thing.



got it

Thufir posted:

How is Senyshyn doing in the minors (if he is there)?

Senyshyn is 18-7-25, +19. Changes made.

Thufir
May 19, 2004

"The fucking Mayans were right."

Vincent Van Goat posted:


Senyshyn is 18-7-25, +19. Changes made.

Thanks!

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



Fancy Cats need a change to get their run and gun gunning instead of running

send down Dotchin, give me some of that sweet Dalton Prout backup action

Hagelin-Johnson-Kucherov
Duclair-Granlund-Gallagher
Hudon-Danault-Shaw
Goldobin-Barbashev-Di Giuseppie

Brodie-Parayko
Matheson-Vatanen
Davidson-Murphy

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

I keep meaning to update my lines but keep forgetting to. Oh well. Hail Satan Dahlin.

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Apparently the Jackets could've been a playoff team if I'd just gone with the coach's recommendation for lines on opening night.

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



I guess it's only fair that most of my young players are kinda lovely because Duchene didn't get the memo that he kinda sucks now and Methot is somehow over 0.5 PPG.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

Ҁ• Corey Dostoyevsky
My top-6 being extraordinary make up for how egregiously terrible my bottom-6 is

Technetium
Oct 26, 2006

TRILOBITE TECHNICIAN
QUITE POSSIBLY GAY

136 PIM for Brian Boyle uh ok.

My team and also this sim is garbage thanks,

FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

I demand a retroactive stat correction in our sim, to reflect Ryan Hartman's established 5.0 PPG pace.

take me you ANIMAL
Nov 28, 2002

Congrats big boy
Go ahead and put my team back the way I had it, the recommendations have me doing even worse.

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



Week 19
Scores:
February 5


February 6



February 7


February 8



February 9


February 10


February 11


Standings:




League Leaders:


Weekly Awards:
NHL Offensive Player of the Week – Nikita Kucherov (FLA) – 2GP, 5G, 1A, 6P
NHL Defensive Player of the Week – Tyson Barrie (CGY) – 2GP, 0G, 4A, 4P
NHL Player of the Week – Nikita Kucherov (FLA) – 2GP, 5G, 1A, 6P


Other News:
Olympic Roster Selections
:canada:



Czech Republic:



:denmark:



:finland:



Germany:



Lavtia:



:ussr:



Slovenia:



:sweden:



Switzerland:



:911:




Stray Observations
A shameful Czech Republic
I had no idea Keith had dual citizenship with Great Brittan

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



kuch coming for that scoring title yall

Laderhan
Oct 2, 2013
Cory Schneider has dual citizenship with Switzerland? :confused:

Also, how dare Canada leave off NHL assist leader Sean Monahan off their roster. :colbert:

Laderhan fucked around with this message at 01:40 on Oct 7, 2017

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

Oilers 0-9-1 in their last 10. I should change the lines/tactics but :effort:

Also how dare Sweden take Kronwall and not the best Swede D Oscar Klefbom. :mad:

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Set lines to coaches choice, start a win streak.

drat you virtual Therrien. :argh:

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



3-5, 4-3, 6-3 games this week. Okay, maybe it's time to give Reimer a chance again.

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Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



Olympic Update and Week 20
Hey friends. I messed up again, but luckily it’s hardly important. Somewhere in setting up the db, I messed up the Olympic stuff. It picks players and such, but it never advances beyond the group stages. After some tinkering, I managed to fix it, (I’ve done the tinkering in another save file, to make sure not to mess up this current one), so there are a few changes to the Olympic rosters. Also, they take place in Las Vegas for some reason.

Austria:


:belarus:



:canada:



Czech Republic:



:finland:



:italy:



Latvia:



:ussr:



Slovakia:



:sweden:



Switzerland:



:911:




Olympic Group Stage
February 14


February 15


February 16


February 17


February 18


Group Stage Standings
Group A


Group B


Group C


Playoff Qualifying Stage


Playoff Quarter Final


Playoff Semi Final


Bronze Medal Game


Gold Medal Game


Skater Stats


Goalie Stats








Week 20
Scores:
February 28



March 1


March 2



March 3


March 4





Standings:




League Leaders:



Weekly Awards:
NHL Offensive Player of the Week – Kyle Okposo (ANA) – 2GP, 2G, 3A, 5P
NHL Defensive Player of the Week – John Carlson (STL) – 2GP, 0G, 3A, 3P
NHL Player of the Week – Kyle Okposo (ANA) – 2GP, 2G, 3A, 5P

Monthly Awards:
NHL Offensive Player of the Month – Marian Gaborik (LAK) – 5GP, 6G, 2A, 8P
NHL Defensive Player of the Month – Alec Martinez (LAK) – 5GP, 0G, 7A, 7P
NHL Player of the Week – Nikita Kucherov (FLA) – 4GP, 5G, 2A, 7P


Other News
March 2 – Dylan Larkin (NSH) – Suspended for 1 game.

Stray Observations
I think I’ll move to monthly updates for March/April, unless there are any major objections.

From a failed fix:

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