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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on police violence at the Catalan referendum – More than 700 people have been injured by police during a controversial referendum vote in Catalonia, according to the region’s department of health"

Telegraph:


Independent:

Tuition fee repayment earnings threshold to rise to £25,000

Times:


Evening Standard:

Monarch Airlines collapse: UK’s biggest peacetime repatriation under way

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King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016



"The Puerto Rican Resistance"


San Juan Mayor Carmen Yulin Cruz accused Trump of 'poor leadership.' She complained about a lack of aid to her hurricane-swept country of Puerto Rico as she stood in front of palettes of aid. Apparently she wants President Trump to deliver water bottles Puerto Ricans personally. Maybe he can spoon feed the mayor while he's there, too.


The smoking gun is the fact that the Puerto Rican Truckers union is sabotaging the Hurricane Maria relief effort. The Union is not allowing the truck drivers to move containers from the Port of San Juan and the US aid cannot reach the people. The problem is not Federal- it is local distribution.


The Hillary-supporting Cruz praised FEMA for their work just days before bashing the president. When it comes to Trump, she just couldn't resist resisting him. It's just another example of the Democrats and the legacy media attacking Trump no matter what he does. Trump Derangement Syndrome continues to be an epidemic among the left.


—Ben Garrison

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

AnoHito posted:

It's a random comic that a lot of the thread regulars like. It's not really very political at all, and they should really probably just make their own thread for it since enough people seem to be interested to sustain it, but since I don't really contribute to this thread as anything other than white noise anyway, I'm fine with just scrolling past it.

There should at least probably be something about it added to the OP, though, considering how often people stumble in here and get confused.

You probably need to lurk more because Jerry Cotton's asked that question more than once before. He's attempting to troll. He's just Finnish though, so you have to forgive the terribleness of it.

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

Eat, like, a fleet of poo poo, Garrison.

Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013

D.N. Nation posted:

Eat, like, a fleet of poo poo, Garrison.

Sorry, the big water's too big. Can't deliver it.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
I think it finally happened. The worst Garrison ever.

AnoHito
May 8, 2014


Despite clearly having the resources, Trump remains too focused on his own vanity and distracted by trivial matters elsewhere to properly deliver aid to Puerto Rico. AGC.


Avenging_Mikon posted:

You probably need to lurk more because Jerry Cotton's asked that question more than once before. He's attempting to troll. He's just Finnish though, so you have to forgive the terribleness of it.

My mistake, I'm terrible at remembering/recognizing usernames.

AVeryLargeRadish
Aug 19, 2011

I LITERALLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO NOT BE A WEIRD SEXUAL CREEP ABOUT PREPUBESCENT ANIME GIRLS, READ ALL ABOUT IT HERE!!!

King Possum III posted:



"The Puerto Rican Resistance"


San Juan Mayor Carmen Yulin Cruz accused Trump of 'poor leadership.' She complained about a lack of aid to her hurricane-swept country of Puerto Rico as she stood in front of palettes of aid. Apparently she wants President Trump to deliver water bottles Puerto Ricans personally. Maybe he can spoon feed the mayor while he's there, too.


The smoking gun is the fact that the Puerto Rican Truckers union is sabotaging the Hurricane Maria relief effort. The Union is not allowing the truck drivers to move containers from the Port of San Juan and the US aid cannot reach the people. The problem is not Federal- it is local distribution.


The Hillary-supporting Cruz praised FEMA for their work just days before bashing the president. When it comes to Trump, she just couldn't resist resisting him. It's just another example of the Democrats and the legacy media attacking Trump no matter what he does. Trump Derangement Syndrome continues to be an epidemic among the left.


—Ben Garrison

I hope Garrison loses the use of his hands.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


If there's one man in the world that deserves to be found dead in a freakish self fellatio accident it's Garrison.
I wish neverending testiclular itching on you Garrison, after your hands become paralyzed.

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."
Getting a serious Peter Serafinowicz vibe from Trump in that picture. Also a serious "dumb stupid idiot baby" vibe from Cruz.

Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013
There was an article linked to in another thread, I think, but it was about how Puerto Ricans who lived up in the mountains were trapped with no supplies, no utilities, and trying to get to a town meant a long arduous trek on foot since the roads were blocked and the cars had no fuel.

Or tweet threads about how much damage has yet to be repaired, or all the people that are now living off of a can of beans per day.

Then Garrison rolls in with his steamin' hot take, Everything is fine. Or, it WOULD be, if it weren't for those godammned UNIONS and that dumbass Trump-hating Dem Bitch Mayor!.

Most Garrison toons are just eye roll inducers. This one is actually, like, really bad.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

AVeryLargeRadish posted:

I hope Garrison loses the use of his hands.
You'd think losing use of his brain would have taken care of that, but here we are.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

Not really, we have definitive proof that if this was done nearly a decade ago it would not be controversial, in fact it would be a huge hit. Because Foster the People did this first and they did it better: https://youtu.be/rnO-MflYxCw

Also, holy gently caress 50 people are dead and we're never going to get reasonable gun laws passed in this country gently caress.

If by better you mean subtly enough that it went over most people's heads. Someone else already brought up I don't like Mondays and there's also Steve Earle's John Walker's Blues about that American guy who ran off to joint the Taliban. Not remotely a hit and unlikely to get any radio play outside of maybe some college stations with a dedicated inde country hour, but people still pitched a fit about it existing.

Crunch Buttsteak
Feb 26, 2007

You think reality is a circle of salt around my brain keeping witches out?

King Possum III posted:



"The Puerto Rican Resistance"

The right's current tactic of "Just pretend everything is just fine and dandy and great as the world burns around us" is really loving with me at this point. I mean, it's one thing to do that stuff when people ask questions about the inner workings of the Trump administration, but Puerto Rico is by all accounts devastated and in desperate need of assistance. People shouldn't be saying "Uhh, actually, everything's fine! Shut up! Commie cuck!"

It's like I'm being gaslit, but by people doing it in such a blatant and unskilled way that it becomes a second entire tier of gaslighting. Is anything real anymore?

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



I'd like for it to be the last death rattle of a party that everyone is realizing should never hold any political office anywhere in the country ever again, but then I look at the voting public in America and get bummed out again.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Neodoomium posted:

I'd like for it to be the last death rattle of a party that everyone is realizing should never hold any political office anywhere in the country ever again, but then I look at the voting public in America and get bummed out again.

Anytime you think that, read this thread but imagine all the people that look at the cartoons and think, Yeah, fuckin liberals. This is something they actually believe.

Duke Igthorn
Oct 11, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Jurgan posted:




Is this supposed to make the Republicans look good? The elephant is pledging allegiance to a policy idea that would enrich their donors, while the donkey is kneeling in concern for his country. I know "kneeling=bad" today, but I still don't see how this shows the Republican in any kind of positive light. Is it a "pox on both your houses" kind of thing? "Those clowns in Congress are all only focusing on their bases?"

Nnnnnnnnno!! Those tax cuts are for EVERYONE!! If not right away than later! Or the rewards will trickle down! Eventually! And those STINKocrats are keeping money out of YOUR kid's mouth!!

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



"Voting out of Spite" is a habit I wish we'd break.

Furthermore I wish that the Rush Limbaughs of the world would kindly exit it.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Pakled posted:

I haven't heard much indication of this from the current round of tax cuts, but Payne is almost certainly referring to getting rid of tax incentives for renewable energy. Payne would be one to hate that sort of thing.
I believe he's referring to the idea of getting rid of the deduction for local and state taxes, which affect people in higher-tax states most.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

AVeryLargeRadish posted:

I hope Garrison loses the use of his hands.
I hope he gets parkinsons and Alzheimers at the same time

Broken Loose
Dec 25, 2002

PROGRAM
A > - - -
LR > > - -
LL > - - -
She was standing in front of the pallets of water because (A) she was hand-delivering water to people and (B) those pallets are literally all the water left in Puerto Rico.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Neodoomium posted:

"Voting out of Spite" is a habit I wish we'd break.

Furthermore I wish that the Rush Limbaughs of the world would kindly exit it.

I mean, I wish Limbaugh's lasting legacy is being the namesake for a disease that causes the afflicted to literally spew poo poo out of their mouth, but I'm not holding out any hope for it.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

AVeryLargeRadish posted:

I hope Garrison loses the use of his hands.
I hope he gets parkinsons and Alzheimers at the same time

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Crunch Buttsteak posted:

The right's current tactic of "Just pretend everything is just fine and dandy and great as the world burns around us" is really loving with me at this point. I mean, it's one thing to do that stuff when people ask questions about the inner workings of the Trump administration, but Puerto Rico is by all accounts devastated and in desperate need of assistance. People shouldn't be saying "Uhh, actually, everything's fine! Shut up! Commie cuck!"

It's like I'm being gaslit, but by people doing it in such a blatant and unskilled way that it becomes a second entire tier of gaslighting. Is anything real anymore?

Reminder that they gaslit people in the general election to the degree that leftists were saying it was tone deaf of Hillary to not agree with said gaslighting, and that she should have played along that America was a crime ridden hellhole dumpster fire.

Neodoomium posted:

"Voting out of Spite" is a habit I wish we'd break.
Voting out of spite is a habit I wish we, that is, everyone who isn't a right wing lunatic, would actually develop.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Keiya
Aug 22, 2009

Come with me if you want to not die.
What did we do to deserve you?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I can't stop laughing, bless you pants donkey.

InquisitorLisica
Mar 26, 2010

King Possum III posted:



"The Puerto Rican Resistance"


San Juan Mayor Carmen Yulin Cruz accused Trump of 'poor leadership.' She complained about a lack of aid to her hurricane-swept country of Puerto Rico as she stood in front of palettes of aid. Apparently she wants President Trump to deliver water bottles Puerto Ricans personally. Maybe he can spoon feed the mayor while he's there, too.

This is why the water is labeled "Water USA".

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

achillesforever6 posted:

I hope he gets parkinsons and Alzheimers at the same time

I hope he sees the error of his ways and becomes a decent human being.

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:
Whoa watch out for Mr High and Mighty over here

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I think that you should try some other trolling tactics, Jerry cotton.
How about the puppet master? It hasn't been done in a while.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

AVeryLargeRadish posted:

I hope Garrison loses the use of his hands.

I hope Furie murders his money with lawsuits.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

King Possum III posted:



"The Puerto Rican Resistance"


San Juan Mayor Carmen Yulin Cruz accused Trump of 'poor leadership.' She complained about a lack of aid to her hurricane-swept country of Puerto Rico as she stood in front of palettes of aid. Apparently she wants President Trump to deliver water bottles Puerto Ricans personally. Maybe he can spoon feed the mayor while he's there, too.


The smoking gun is the fact that the Puerto Rican Truckers union is sabotaging the Hurricane Maria relief effort. The Union is not allowing the truck drivers to move containers from the Port of San Juan and the US aid cannot reach the people. The problem is not Federal- it is local distribution.


The Hillary-supporting Cruz praised FEMA for their work just days before bashing the president. When it comes to Trump, she just couldn't resist resisting him. It's just another example of the Democrats and the legacy media attacking Trump no matter what he does. Trump Derangement Syndrome continues to be an epidemic among the left.


—Ben Garrison

Definitely will be in the textbooks

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

King Possum III posted:



"The Puerto Rican Resistance"


San Juan Mayor Carmen Yulin Cruz accused Trump of 'poor leadership.' She complained about a lack of aid to her hurricane-swept country of Puerto Rico as she stood in front of palettes of aid. Apparently she wants President Trump to deliver water bottles Puerto Ricans personally. Maybe he can spoon feed the mayor while he's there, too.


The smoking gun is the fact that the Puerto Rican Truckers union is sabotaging the Hurricane Maria relief effort. The Union is not allowing the truck drivers to move containers from the Port of San Juan and the US aid cannot reach the people. The problem is not Federal- it is local distribution.


The Hillary-supporting Cruz praised FEMA for their work just days before bashing the president. When it comes to Trump, she just couldn't resist resisting him. It's just another example of the Democrats and the legacy media attacking Trump no matter what he does. Trump Derangement Syndrome continues to be an epidemic among the left.


—Ben Garrison

Go gently caress yourself.

AVeryLargeRadish
Aug 19, 2011

I LITERALLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO NOT BE A WEIRD SEXUAL CREEP ABOUT PREPUBESCENT ANIME GIRLS, READ ALL ABOUT IT HERE!!!

Jerry Cotton posted:

I hope he sees the error of his ways and becomes a decent human being.

That would be pretty great but I prefer to keep my hopes more grounded.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Are Trump fans latching onto some talking point that Puerto Rico isn't a US territory and puertorriqueños aren't American citizens? Like, this has to be intentional or something.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

They are literally citizens

It's unarguable

Republicans
Oct 14, 2003

- More money for us

- Fuck you


I feel like the only way you could upset Garrison at this point would be to edit his cartoons to be against Trump.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

I think that you should try some other trolling tactics, Jerry cotton.
How about the puppet master? It hasn't been done in a while.

Hah I thought you'd say that :smugmrgw:

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Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

Disproportionate Orphan posted:

I don't know. The Boomtown Rats released "I Don't Like Mondays" about an elementary school shooting in 1979, but I think that benefited a lot from people not realizing that was what it was referencing.

"The silicon chip inside her head gets switched to overload/
And nobody's gonna go to school today, she's gonna make them stay at home."

Not from the killer's POV.

Starshark posted:

They loving well did, you never heard the song on the radio without the dj mentioning it, at least in Canada and Australia.

I think a lot of people didn't know what it's about. Purely anecdotal, but I've heard of people saying they thought it was about someone not wanting to go to work and complaining Garfield style. The lyrics seem pretty obvious that it's at least about something dark or violent (I thought it was about suicide at first), but a lot of people don't understand even more obvious songs.

King Possum III posted:



"The Puerto Rican Resistance"


San Juan Mayor Carmen Yulin Cruz accused Trump of 'poor leadership.' She complained about a lack of aid to her hurricane-swept country of Puerto Rico as she stood in front of palettes of aid. Apparently she wants President Trump to deliver water bottles Puerto Ricans personally. Maybe he can spoon feed the mayor while he's there, too.


The smoking gun is the fact that the Puerto Rican Truckers union is sabotaging the Hurricane Maria relief effort. The Union is not allowing the truck drivers to move containers from the Port of San Juan and the US aid cannot reach the people. The problem is not Federal- it is local distribution.


The Hillary-supporting Cruz praised FEMA for their work just days before bashing the president. When it comes to Trump, she just couldn't resist resisting him. It's just another example of the Democrats and the legacy media attacking Trump no matter what he does. Trump Derangement Syndrome continues to be an epidemic among the left.


—Ben Garrison

Holy crap, this is the most hateful thing I can remember from Garrison. "Do they want him to personally deliver the water?" Sure, why not, it's better than what he's doing now. Reminds me of when people were criticizing Chris Christie for not doing enough during Sandy (I think), and his response was "do you want me to get a mop?" Sarcastic defensiveness is unattractive when people are dying from your incompetence.

Titus Sardonicus posted:

Are Trump fans latching onto some talking point that Puerto Rico isn't a US territory and puertorriqueños aren't American citizens? Like, this has to be intentional or something.

The one silver lining would be if this disaster raised people's sympathy to the point of granting them statehood, but I don't expect it.

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