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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



cumshitter posted:

does the injured number include tramplings and stuff or is that pure "hit or grazed by a bullet"

Probably, but it is still accurate to say that the shooter caused them

Sounds he like unloaded enough rounds that a majority could've been bullet wounds tho

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hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003
so mass murder tape comes out before piss tape

the worst timeline

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH




"If you thought the Michael Bay TMNT movies had weird and uncomfortable cgi characters, HANG ONTO YOUR RINGS"

That hurt me to write. I am the world's biggest tmnt fan. But it's true. Some things...should not be.

This Sonic movie however should be, because I want to watch the internet dorks melt down for a few days over whether his arms should be blue or not. :D

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

cumshitter posted:

does the injured number include tramplings and stuff or is that pure "hit or grazed by a bullet"

it includes all the other stuff too, according to doctors that were on CNN earlier today

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



hallebarrysoetoro posted:

so mass murder tape comes out before piss tape

the worst timeline

It's gonna be awhile before we see this video, there is still hope

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer

Schnorkles posted:

really, really not interested in a video of the psycopath while he's shooting

periscope heh

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Turdfuzz posted:

this happened at pulse

yea its old hat now

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Agean90 posted:

it pisses off the rights base so im still going to refer to all crimes by white people as terrorism

:same:

but then that means we're no better than them :ohdear:

news flash, we aren't because we let it get to this point~

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/915035640147988480

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Turdfuzz posted:

the ringing will stop eventually
the batteries on those phones will die eventually much like their owners

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Duscat posted:

yeah it really loving sucks and all the big carriers need to be broken up and forced to rent their fiber at a reasonable markup
whats wrong with nationalizing that poo poo :colbert:

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH



Lastgirl posted:

The Legal Definition of Terrorism Armchair Quarterback has logged on.

Sorry folks, these people who were pinned down by the concrete dividers, screaming in hysteria as bodies drop around them, as per their experience, did not deal with terrorism, because the legal definition basically lets me slide it into another category so the goal posts can be moved and different set of ideas and parameters can be attacked, so we can go ahead and misdirect the line of argument, bing bong so simple.

Oh right, gently caress the victims by the way for being terrorized when its not the legal definition of terrorism, they should have been downgraded to "just really really scared."

this is getting too daycrew

everybody shut up and drink


ed balls

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

No worries the free market will produce enterprising individuals who, sensing a profit opportunity, will offer to sign death certificates more cheaply and with less overhead. Over time this will produce more innovative ways to count the dead.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

YOU A loving HAT posted:

"If you thought the Michael Bay TMNT movies had weird and uncomfortable cgi characters, HANG ONTO YOUR RINGS"

That hurt me to write. I am the world's biggest tmnt fan. But it's true. Some things...should not be.

This Sonic movie however should be, because I want to watch the internet dorks melt down for a few days over whether his arms should be blue or not. :D

does sonic have a dick and why isnt it shown

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




Can someone do a tl;dw, I'm not up for listening to Hannity

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/cjchivers/status/915024997982392320

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Epic High Five posted:

If you want fiber and the big networks just aren't ever going to bring it to your area, get your mayor to say something about regional fiber networks as a utility

Worked here, we now have AT&T and a local company hustling to expand it to new neighborhoods

i'm actually lucky enough to be living in one of the rare regions of the US where we have a third internet provider, a middling-sized regional company that built itself up out of local ISPs, and their service is top notch and reasonably priced

another third carrier's salesduders keep showing at my door trying to sell me cable too, i suspect because i don't have cable TV, just the internet, and i tell them i'm good, which is sad because some of these guys look like they're basically ol' gil and really really need this sale, but oh well

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer

Bearjew posted:

Can someone do a tl;dw, I'm not up for listening to Hannity

hannity knows kung fu

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004


lemmie guess

even more guns

guns guns guns

guns

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Sean Hannity is a loving piece of poo poo

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Bearjew posted:

Can someone do a tl;dw, I'm not up for listening to Hannity

https://twitter.com/seanhannity/status/784226363804880897

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Bearjew posted:

Can someone do a tl;dw, I'm not up for listening to Hannity

GobiasIndustries posted:

Sean Hannity is a loving piece of poo poo

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Epic High Five posted:

It's gonna be awhile before we see this video, there is still hope

idk i dont really need 2 have that bouncing around when i close my eyes

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


and


to everyone today for this wonderful thread title.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

big black turnout posted:

yeah they just aren't as cool as the people who scream "lol nothing matters" to make the bad feelings in their tum tum go away about enabling fascists through nihilistic inaction i guess

i feel really great rn...not the best day ofc but i kinds turned it all around and am at peace once more. im also not bothering to read the news because there's nothing to be gained from it, really it should be obvious the reality we are in and what we need to do as a society to fix our problem, seen?

:dare:

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Bearjew posted:

Can someone do a tl;dw, I'm not up for listening to Hannity

first, make sure when you're attending a mass shooting, you pick a seat near the shooter

second, draw your concealed firearm and

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
sean hannity is basically that dude who knows how to swing a katana around for an internet video

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


going to a country concert surrounded by casinos, singing god bless america and then getting machinegunned by a millionaire is like the most american thing in the world :911:

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

YOU A loving HAT posted:

this is getting too daycrew

everybody shut up and drink


ed balls

alcohol is a depressant

:420:

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Mariana Horchata posted:

i feel really great rn...not the best day of but i kinds turned it all around and am at peace once more. im also not bothering to read the news because there's nothing to be gained from it, really it should be obvious the reality we are in and what we need to do as a society to fix our problem, seen?

:dare:

:hai:

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Mariana Horchata posted:

alcohol is a depressant

:420:

tbh the whole "c-spam is depressed when a lot of people die for no reason" isn't a knock against imo

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Duscat posted:

i'm actually lucky enough to be living in one of the rare regions of the US where we have a third internet provider, a middling-sized regional company that built itself up out of local ISPs, and their service is top notch and reasonably priced

another third carrier's salesduders keep showing at my door trying to sell me cable too, i suspect because i don't have cable TV, just the internet, and i tell them i'm good, which is sad because some of these guys look like they're basically ol' gil and really really need this sale, but oh well

We have one of these too, it's weird too because they are gigabit but only in the peripheral and rural regions because the big two own everything in town lol

They're slowly making progress in town tho

AT&T has spent at least a hundred bucks mailing me cable offers despite my repeatedly telling them I will never sign up for it and don't own a tv

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Duscat posted:

i'm actually lucky enough to be living in one of the rare regions of the US where we have a third internet provider, a middling-sized regional company that built itself up out of local ISPs, and their service is top notch and reasonably priced

another third carrier's salesduders keep showing at my door trying to sell me cable too, i suspect because i don't have cable TV, just the internet, and i tell them i'm good, which is sad because some of these guys look like they're basically ol' gil and really really need this sale, but oh well

what is this magical wonderland

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
cant believe sonic killed 59 innocent ppl

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


really hope one of their ringtones isn't the song bulletproof

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out




breaking: the rapid fire rifle sound you can hear in the video was made by a rifle firing rapidly

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

i joke to stop from screaming of course

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Mariana Horchata posted:

i feel really great rn...not the best day ofc but i kinds turned it all around and am at peace once more. im also not bothering to read the news because there's nothing to be gained from it, really it should be obvious the reality we are in and what we need to do as a society to fix our problem, seen?

:dare:

lol u ever been on the warm side of the mason dixon line

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

mormonpartyboat posted:

first, make sure when you're attending a mass shooting, you pick a seat near the shooter

second, draw your concealed firearm and

lol if you haven't got a teleportation scroll handy with some basic ninjutsu but since you are honorable enough, you give the bad guy a chance to power up as you power up for one final show down

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

VectorSigma posted:

breaking: the rapid fire rifle sound you can hear in the video was made by a rifle firing rapidly

:captainpop:

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