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Justin Godscock: Oct 12, 2004; Listen here, funnyman!

The best are the ones who try to defend openly making GBS threads in the gutter "isn't that bad".

# ? Sep 29, 2017 08:00

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 18:37

The Great Autismo!: Mar 3, 2007; by Fluffdaddy

ElGroucho posted:

"sorry for everything I will leave u alone but i have cancer bye" is how I am ending all future phone calls

rofl

# ? Oct 1, 2017 15:27

Weaponized Autism: Mar 26, 2006; All aboard the Gravy train!; Hair Elf

# ? Oct 2, 2017 19:31

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

Tailored Sauce posted:

Thanks for the glitch art

# ? Oct 2, 2017 20:35

vanity slug: Jul 20, 2010

Tailored Sauce posted:

Show Bob and Kazim

# ? Oct 2, 2017 20:54

Vapor Moon: Feb 24, 2010; Neato!; The Human Font

Tailored Sauce posted:

Please friend that nice man.

# ? Oct 2, 2017 21:38

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

# ? Oct 3, 2017 08:23

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

I'm gonna pee myself holy poo poo

# ? Oct 3, 2017 08:27

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

oh god he's done heaps of these

https://www.facebook.com/BigDave-vs-Naughty-Scammers-179332469257048/

# ? Oct 3, 2017 08:45

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

oh god he's done heaps of these

https://www.facebook.com/BigDave-vs-Naughty-Scammers-179332469257048/

mother of god

# ? Oct 3, 2017 08:53

StupidSexyVaultGuy: Jul 26, 2003

You have no idea how INSANELY hard it is to not belly laugh at these next to a sleeping girlfriend.

# ? Oct 3, 2017 09:10

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

I have a really bad chest cold and reading that dude's antics may actually loving kill me

# ? Oct 3, 2017 09:37

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

My vajana is mosit just from reading this.
Also, I'm a guy.

# ? Oct 3, 2017 10:14

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

Lmao

# ? Oct 3, 2017 10:36

Ratzap: Jun 9, 2012; Let no pie go wasted; Soiled Meat

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Absolutely superb. I laughed so hard the cats woke up and looked at me funny. "Putrid little cock snorkler" - I love this.

# ? Oct 3, 2017 10:43

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Contracts, we have not received an email from you recently.

# ? Oct 3, 2017 11:02

Blast of Confetti: Apr 21, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

these indian men do not seem very confused in fact they are making it quite clear that they're on facebook for one reason

# ? Oct 3, 2017 11:23

Collateral Damage: Jun 13, 2009

Blast of Confetti posted:

these indian men do not seem very confused in fact they are making it quite clear that they're on facebook for one reason

Well, two.

Either pathetic attempts at hitting on anything with ~~boobs~~ bobs, or trying to trick people into sending them money.

# ? Oct 3, 2017 11:45

vanity slug: Jul 20, 2010

Collateral Damage posted:

Well, two.

Either pathetic attempts at hitting on anything with ~~boobs~~ bobs, or trying to trick people into sending them money.

gently caress bitch lasagna, show bobs, get money

# ? Oct 3, 2017 12:45

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

They know the difference (and relationship between) "anal" and "anus," but they still say "bobs"? :wtc:

# ? Oct 3, 2017 15:13

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

They know the difference (and relationship between) "anal" and "anus," but they still say "bobs"?

Bobs, theire titis

# ? Oct 3, 2017 15:46

StupidSexyVaultGuy: Jul 26, 2003

unpacked robinhood posted:

Bobs, theire titis

Get out Contracts, I'm piss

# ? Oct 3, 2017 16:01

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004

unpacked robinhood posted:

Bobs, theire titis

Excuse me, the preferred nomenclature is "clap clinics" :colbert:

# ? Oct 3, 2017 17:59

Deceitful Penguin: Feb 16, 2011

It just kept going on and on! Like they snorted a line of Power Khan!

# ? Oct 3, 2017 18:05

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

Bhabi's bobs bob bobbingly on the Baja.

# ? Oct 3, 2017 18:54

Tsunemori: Nov 20, 2006; HEEEYYYWHOOOHHH

Been a while, but one finally came!

quote:

From: "Shruti Dheer" <letvrdyy@yse.com.au>
Date: 2 Oct 2017 3:01 pm
Subject: Contracts no hard feelings o but let's be safe
To: <Contracts>
Cc:

Contracts, have you got Arjun's resume?

Please check your junk mail box if you can't find any.

Look Contracts, my friend Arjun told me you guys are racist and want to exclude Indian background workers from office, because he and his friends never got any reply from the job application...

I want him to give up this none sense but he is asking some no-win-no-fee lawyers to look into this case. And he said he is getting positive result and they are willing to help.

I know he is upset but I think he is really serious about this. So Contracts please if you have his contact please just give him some interviews. Or at least from this moment quickly hire people from Indian background so those greedy people will not sue you into trouble. you won't lose anything since we Indians have better performance then local workers anyway.

So Contracts I will continue to try to persuade him to leave you guys alone, but there is no guarantee. I think it is safer for you guys to just hire more people from India background, they certainly have working permits here!

Thats all,

Shruti