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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Lawman 0 posted:

Reminder to save these quotes

Surely when faced with their hypocrisy this time they will realize the error of their ways

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice




pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


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FactsAreUseless posted:

House is voting on a 20-week national abortion limit soon.

A fair compromise to defunding CHIP

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
[quote="“prefect”" post="“477010647”"]
At least he’s straight-up honest about his position. Most Republicans won’t admit it.
[/quote]

ah yes, good ol honest Bill-o

truth occasionally given by someone who clearly doesn't care about it is not impressive nor virtuous

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Mariana Horchata posted:



^ heh sounds like someones run on hard times and has taken to sucking satans cock full-time



:suicide:

reminder: the rich person was firing the gun, not getting shot at

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

https://twitter.com/ajplus/status/915173779323502592

*almost dies*

"m-maybe... I was... wrong???"

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

thats why i plan on dying soon :unsmigghh:

planning is groady

better to just lazy river down the timestream until summat interesting happens

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007


This tweet is probably the scariest possible thing he could tweet. Its the kind of thing I expect to see right before we find out that he nuked north korea

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

prefect posted:

At least he's straight-up honest about his position. Most Republicans won't admit it.

cant bend my knees, here at the no shin zone

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

FactsAreUseless posted:

House is voting on a 20-week national abortion limit soon.

Not going to get past the Senate, but they're going to use it as a wedge issue to try to get rid of McCasskil, Stabenow, Heitkamp in 2018.

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
if only the festival allowed guns, then 300 people could have wildly shot back into crowded hotels

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

i quit therapy cuz it just made everything worse :shrug:

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

FactsAreUseless posted:

House is voting on a 20-week national abortion limit soon.

"We're not killing enough women through their reproductive organs. Let's change that."

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
[quote="“mormonpartyboat”" post="“477010691”"]
cant bend my knees, here at the no shin zone
[/quote]

"my first guest today is Steve Scalise. welcome, Steve, to the No Dick Zone"

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

mister magpie posted:

"my first guest today is Steve Scalise. welcome, Steve, to the No Dick Zone"

:dings:

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
It's perfectly legal for Trump to drone strike any of you, if he feels like it.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



mister magpie posted:

"my first guest today is Steve Scalise. welcome, Steve, to the No Dick Zone"

"Greetings, I'm Rod Stolen..."

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

That DICK! posted:

thank you for calling! DICTAPHONE! to get a dick in your rear end, PRESS ONE. to get a dick in your mouth, PRESS TWO

That DICK!taphone!

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



FabioClone posted:

It's perfectly legal for Trump to drone strike any of you, if he feels like it.

:3:

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Quick reminder that 99% of women who have abortions after 20 weeks want the pregnancy and are faced with a tough decision where continuing to carry the fetus may seriously injure or kill them or they're going to be delivering a stillborn baby or a baby that suffers in agonising pain for a few weeks and dies.

So the usual "but we can't let women use abortion as birth control!" bullshit doesn't even apply, it's directly aimed at women who need it for purely medical reasons.


Look up the story of the woman who had glioblastoma and chose to deliver, but the cancer spread super fast, put her in a coma and they kept her alive in a vegetative state for 3 months to deliver a child that died in 3 weeks. That was her choice, but under a ban like this one women will be forced to go through that poo poo.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

:trumppop:

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

blue squares posted:

This tweet is probably the scariest possible thing he could tweet. Its the kind of thing I expect to see right before we find out that he nuked north korea

Or they're nuking us

Why else would he be in Puerto Rico

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Mariana Horchata posted:

She's the Lastgirl, avoids drama
Hates Florida and Republicans too
Misunderstood girl, crazy 'bout Lavren
Loves MOBAs and her Bernie too


jest call me

Danielle Day Lewis

cos im gonnae go Last Girlohican onnae numpty with a semi auto

my arrow flies true, into the rifle barrel just before they fire, causing it to block and blow up into their face, eating the blowback

fine tuning that loony, seen

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

scores dying in a mass shooting elicits feelings of pride in me too

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Spoondick posted:

scores dying in a mass shooting elicits feelings of pride in me too

Mass shootings are as American as apple pie. Maybe more so.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Lastgirl posted:

jest call me

Danielle Day Lewis

cos im gonnae go Last Girlohican onnae numpty with a semi auto

my arrow flies true, into the rifle barrel just before they fire, causing it to block and blow up into their face, eating the blowback

fine tuning that loony, seen
:eyepop:

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
https://twitter.com/day9tv/status/914775892852973568

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

FabioClone posted:

Mass shootings are as American as apple pie. Maybe more so.
I don't like apple pie or mass shootings. I guess I am a bad American.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Lastgirl posted:

jest call me

Danielle Day Lewis

cos im gonnae go Last Girlohican onnae numpty with a semi auto

my arrow flies true, into the rifle barrel just before they fire, causing it to block and blow up into their face, eating the blowback

fine tuning that loony, seen

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Samurai Sanders posted:

I don't like apple pie or mass shootings. I guess I am a bad American.


Sorry, I meant to say that mass shootings are as American as loving an apple pie.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

i quit therapy cuz it just made everything worse :shrug:

ill take worst possible moves for 400 alex

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://twitter.com/theintercept/status/915197444916465664

trump

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
I'm thinking we should start calling mass shooting victims Fallen Veterans of the Freedom Wars.

*dusts of hands*

Now that the gun debate is settled, what's next?

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

mister magpie posted:

was this posted? another swipe at drivers and PR while grading his own efforts as A+

https://twitter.com/nbcnews/status/915192932793245696

lol still angry at the mayor and giving himself an A+ rating, sounds about right. Didn't the governor also come out and say he has no idea wtf trump is talking about with respect to most of what he's been bragging about?

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Yinlock posted:

ill take worst possible moves for 400 alex

i see youre familiar with my posting

Bruteman
Apr 15, 2003

Can I ask ya somethin', Padre? When I was kickin' your ass back there... you get a little wood?

I'm waiting outside a doctors office that has Megyn Kelly on and man is she terrible. She has trouble doing "empathy" I think.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
no war but culture war

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Yinlock posted:

these idiots apparently all need 24/7 bodyguards

i suspect it's a grift

perhaps we could observe that all these animals need 2-3x the protection of the first black president, who by being a black president was a giant target for assassination by our cornfed unwashed backwater chuds, and ask ourselves why that is

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Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

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